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How relationships work:
I like your butt.

However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.

But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.




 

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How relationships work: I like your butt. However, I can notice

168 faves · 3 comments · Sep 17, 2013 7:27pm

Steve*

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Steve*


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love · inspirational · lol · idk · random · relationships · romance · sarcasm · butts · funny

candie12345 · 1 decade ago
i cannot explain why I found this so funny! I know this guy that is always like i have such a fat and Im like damn I think its just fine.

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desperado* · 1 decade ago
I feel like an awkward person when I compliment butts like I'm sorry you have a voluptuous butt and I can't help but want to touch it like is there a law against my hand touching your butt I'd think not
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*compassionate soul* · 1 decade ago
Lol, that's true. Guys are like that with butts and boobs when you're dating them. But, I still love my bf c:
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