Sarcasm Quotes

edragon8
posted a quote
July 7, 2022 9:19pm UTC

“You’re never going to make friends if you keep your nose buried in a book.”
“Let’s hope.”

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sanasm
posted a quote
April 1, 2019 12:56pm UTC

Who needs April Fool’s when your whole life is a joke

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Mr_Avi
posted a quote
December 23, 2015 8:24pm UTC

I like to explore everything.
Maybe just to find the best.
And it's like finding needle in haystack,
At last all I got just scattered hay ; (

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AgainstNoOne
posted a quote
November 21, 2015 2:31am UTC

I'm the best artists anyone has ever seen
It's a Ghost.

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AgainstNoOne
posted a quote
November 21, 2015 2:29am UTC

I'm at the point where I feel a great deal of empathy
towards people who drop/spill their food.

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AgainstNoOne
posted a quote
November 21, 2015 2:28am UTC

How to get someone to reply back to your text 90% of the time
"Hey B*tch"

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Just_Me_
posted a quote
June 18, 2015 3:38pm UTC

i am constantly torn between killing myself and killing everyone else around me

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Michelle Parker *
posted a quote
May 10, 2015 7:17pm UTC

How I Talk
25% Swearing
25% Sarcasm
%0% A Combination Of Both

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
April 5, 2015 12:51pm UTC

when
we were at the airport one time the guy at check-in reminded us
that we weren’t allowed to carry
sharp
objects with us onto the plane and i said “oh damn looks
like i’ll have to leave behind my wit” and thats how
i made a middle-aged guy laugh so hard he had to get his
colleague to take over his check-in desk

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carpediem*
posted a quote
March 3, 2015 9:46am UTC

"its dark im scared"
dont worry baby I got this
*stomps foot*
*sketchers light up*

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carpediem*
posted a quote
January 10, 2015 2:02pm UTC

"you look tired, are you???"
"no, im just ugly"

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Emma Is Not My Name*
posted a quote
November 9, 2014 11:24am UTC

If this is love I don't wanna be hanging by the neck before an audiance of death..

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Slarjot
posted a quote
October 1, 2014 4:52am UTC

`I better split this with you because i just had a grape five hours ago`

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FreakingPip*
posted a quote
September 16, 2014 4:45pm UTC

My friend (talking to me):
I feel like everyone's in a relationship. Except you.
Me:
Wow, way to make me feel good about myself.

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FreakingPip*
posted a quote
August 4, 2014 8:05pm UTC

"Feminazi"
because wanting gender equality is exactly like committing mass genocide

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Morgan*
posted a quote
July 28, 2014 2:56pm UTC

SARCASM
because beating the shît out of people is illegal.

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Undead
posted a quote
July 3, 2014 11:58am UTC

What a Cyanide suprise you have left for my eyes

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cas
posted a quote
June 29, 2014 4:16am UTC

The world would be a nicer place if everyone took a chill pill
It would get even better if some of them choked on it.

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cas
posted a quote
June 29, 2014 4:13am UTC

My silence doesn't mean
I agree with you. It's just that
Your level of ignorance
rendered me speechless.

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IJustNeedLovee
posted a quote
June 27, 2014 2:04am UTC

Hahahahahaha
It's over
Hahahahahaha
Las night I cracked and talked to him
Hahahahahaha
He didn't even give me a proper reason
Hahahahahaha
Great ending to this amazing week
Hahahahahaha
Someone pass me a razor
Hahahahahaha

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