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Scorpionpoisoned

Status: Profile picture: Yes, because I'm the most intellegent person you'll ever meet.

Member Since: 15 May 2011 06:42am

Last Seen: 16 Feb 2018 05:51pm

Birthday: April 23

Location: Egypt

Gender: F

user id: 174372

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High school senior, can't believe it.
  1. Scorpionpoisoned Scorpionpoisoned
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 5:39pm EDT
    Today I heard the worst news ever.
    My best friend's uncle has cancer and he has one week to live.
    My mum could get a killer stroke in the next few months/years.
    Why.

  2. Scorpionpoisoned Scorpionpoisoned
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 10:46pm EST
    So my crush just literally asked me out..
    He's dating my best friend and he said that he feels like there is something wrong with their relationship and that she won't try to fix it etc. so he told me that when he's lost, sad, annoyed, happy, dfwjefoij he finds me there for him, helping him instead of her. He told me we should make some "us" time.. but I don't really know I can't date my best friend's ex and my other best friend's brother, also his sister( my best friend) told me that I was a b//tch and a s//ut yesterday because I was almost hugging him BUT I DIDN'T EVEN MEAN IT and his girlfriend won't show that she's mad at me because she's so nice but idk what to do I'm so confused and I have no one else but you guys.
    I NEED YOUR HALP PLZ

  3. Scorpionpoisoned Scorpionpoisoned
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 11:02pm EDT
    HOW TERRIBLE IS SETTING UP YOUR CRUSH WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND
    JUST TO SEE THEM SMILE?

  4. Scorpionpoisoned Scorpionpoisoned
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 7:43am EDT
    -On scale one to my life-
    HOW TERRIBLE IS LIKING YOUR BEST FRIEND'S BROTHER?

  5. Scorpionpoisoned Scorpionpoisoned
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 5:55pm EDT
    click to see this quote

  6. Scorpionpoisoned Scorpionpoisoned
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 12:03pm EDT
    WELCOME TO WITTYPROFILES,
    HOW ADDICTED ARE YOU ?

  7. Scorpionpoisoned Scorpionpoisoned
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 11:56am EDT
    WHY DO YOU FLIRT WITH EVERYONE EXCEPT ME? OK MUTHAFUCKA I HATE YOU TOO :'(

  8. Scorpionpoisoned Scorpionpoisoned
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 11:50am EDT
    Having that sudden urge to kiss someone.

  9. Scorpionpoisoned Scorpionpoisoned
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 11:46am EDT
    That Boy.. ♥
    What color is his hair:
    Black
    What style is it:
    Idk but it's really soft and he's really cute omg
    What color eyes:
    Dark brown, almost black
    Cute smile:
    VERRYYYY
    Braces:
    Nope
    Glasses:
    He's supposed to be wearing glasses, he has a pair of glasses but he doesn't wear them.
    Abs:
    I don't think so
    Height:
    5'5, 5'6 idk
    What grade is he in:
    He's a junior :3
    How did you meet him:
    His sister is my best friend :3
    How long have you known him:
    2 years or something
    Does he play any sports:
    he probably doesn't.
    Can he play the guitar:
    Not sure, but probably not.
    What about any other music instrument:
    I don't think so
    Do you guys ever text:
    On facebook& phone sometimes
    Describe something he would wear on a typical day:
    T-shirt, jeans, sneakers idk
    What's your favorite thing you've seen him wear:
    idk, he looks cute in everything
    Where you're able to see his tattoo and abs:
    he doesn't have abs(probably) or tattoos but he'd go shirtless infront of anyone though.
    Least favorite thing:
    me haha
    Do your friends know that you like him:
    no never lol
    Do you think your parents would like him if you were dating him:
    Yess my mum would love him but my dad hates all my friends which belong to the male community.
    Have you met his parents:
    YES :D they're really nice :)

  10. Scorpionpoisoned Scorpionpoisoned
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 6:47am EDT
    All of my friends are attention-seekers.
    like one of them always posts her problems on Facebook, I mean FACEBOOK? why?
    The other one cuts and goes around showing her friends the cuts and telling them she how horrible her life is.
    THIS IS REALLY MAKING ME SICK ARE YOU REALLY THAT DESPERATE?

  11. Scorpionpoisoned Scorpionpoisoned
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 6:25am EDT
    idrc if you're gay or lesbian or anything. if you want to do it, do it. it's not going to hurt me if I don't stick my nose up in everybody's business, so stfu and let the people live the way they want.

  12. Scorpionpoisoned Scorpionpoisoned
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 6:30pm EDT
    The soul-killing moment when your crush asks you for relationship advice. ouch ouch ouch

  13. Scorpionpoisoned Scorpionpoisoned
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 8:37pm EDT
    She doesn't know how much I hate her.

  14. Scorpionpoisoned Scorpionpoisoned
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 4:15am EDT
    And she's back again to her old life with no friends and nothing to do but listen to her sad old music.

  15. Scorpionpoisoned Scorpionpoisoned
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    August 14, 2013 7:55pm EDT
    click to see this quote

  16. Scorpionpoisoned Scorpionpoisoned
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 9:10am EST
    35 Random Questions
    1.) Do you like coffee?- No
    2.) Biggest Fear?- Insects
    3.) What is the color of shirt your wearing?- Blue
    4.) Have you had a birthday so far this year?- Nope
    5.) What color is your toothbrush?- Blue
    6.) What mobile phone do you have?- Blackberry Curve 8520
    7.) Favorite Band?- Evanescence or Green Day or Panic! at the disco
    Favorite Singer?- Eminem and other random people
    8.) What was the last thing you bought?- Chocolate.
    9.) Do you have any siblings?- 1 Sister & 2 Brothers
    10.) Biggest Regret? - Getting 88% on the mid-terms
    11.) Can you drive?- Yes, but I don't have a licence yet (I'm 12 almost 13)
    12.) How old are you?- 12 and 9 months
    13.) What are your best friend's name?- Shrouk, Hoda, Lamees, Raneem
    14.) Look behind you. What do you see? - A window
    15.) What website do you get on the most? - Facebook and Witty
    16.) Do you sleep on your stomach,side, or back? - Sides.
    17.) Favorite flavor of ice cream? - Mango
    18.) What was the longest you have ever drove?- I drove? 20 minutes
    19.) Favorite color? - Blue
    20.) What song is stuck in your head at the moment? Space Bound.
    21.) How many houses have you lived in since you were born? 2
    22.) What is your favorite lyric? Space Bound
    23.) What is your name? Nada
    24.) Are you male or female? Female.
    25.) When you write 'lol' in a message, did you actually laugh? Sometimes.
    26.) Do you think the world will end in 2012? This is 2013 ffs
    27.) Do you like you last name? Yeah kinda
    28.) Favorite snack?- Cornflakes
    29.) Do you like music?- Do you like Breathing?
    30.)What time do you wake up in the morning? - 7 am
    31.) What is your favorite smiley face to put in a text? - :D <3 :)
    32.) Favorite sweet? - Kinder Chocolate
    33.) Cats or Dogs?- Cates
    34.) Do you like McDonalds? -Yeah, it's alright
    35.) What is your favorite TV Channel? - Fox or MBC Max

  17. Scorpionpoisoned Scorpionpoisoned
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 5:26am EST
    He wants to get me a "ring" because we're "Engaged"
    He's cute.
    (the engagment is fake by the way)

  18. Scorpionpoisoned Scorpionpoisoned
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 11:48am EST
    SUICIDE:
    Should not exist. But what is a quote going to do?
    its going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around
    of witty and i want you to repost this quote with your
    name signed. after i get all of these names i am going to
    make a youtube video of all the witty profile names
    that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote.
    lets show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this!
    staystrong
    signatures:
    dbpbmliapbnjurwhirtu
    daddygirl99.
    notyouraverageb*tch
    Smileyz316
    xpeacexbluex
    SexiPurpleZebra
    conklineli5280
    kaerottina
    Eatmypants
    quotinglikeaboss
    xoStayBeautifulxo
    Meganbbz
    AnaisHeartsYou
    Marie1388
    ImNotAlone
    SecretGurl123
    bananaman
    ProudToBeGeeky
    KateehKracklady of the night
    eternalsunshinex
    BooILoveSkittles
    JustinBieber4ever
    screwsociety
    Green1098
    brancsy
    Jahyvie
    EjSweet2♥
    imkrazydealwithit
    TheExpertDirectioner♥
    Cutorable♥
    Scorpionpoisoned♥

  19. Scorpionpoisoned Scorpionpoisoned
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 8:33am EST
    Damn, Ed Sheeran makes drugs and prostitution sound like clouds´╗┐ and rainbows.

  20. Scorpionpoisoned Scorpionpoisoned
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 4:41pm EST
    What's another word for kick out?
    Please help me. :/

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