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XxVasHappeninxX

Status: Mischief Managed

Member Since: 16 Jul 2012 03:07pm

Last Seen: 17 Oct 2015 12:17am

Birthday: December 12

Location: hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry

Gender: F

user id: 317908

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Hi there you lovely person. My names Kaela. I’m 15, and going to be a sophomore. To anyone afraid or worried about school, don’t worry, just be carefree J I’ll be adding onto this later but for now you stay classy Witty. Twitter: @Perrrr_feeect  Tumblr: let-us-be-extraordinary



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  1. XxVasHappeninxX XxVasHappeninxX
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 12:42pm EDT
    There's a guy who works at my movie theatre and the past 3 days ive gone to the movies we flirt each time and i kinda wanna get his number but im to scared o.o

  2. XxVasHappeninxX XxVasHappeninxX
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    August 7, 2013 3:37pm EDT
    Wittyprofiles followed me on Twitter and I fangirled.

  3. XxVasHappeninxX XxVasHappeninxX
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 3:36pm EDT
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You both like one direction.
    Stranger: directioner?
    You: Yeeeeees.
    Stranger: yayyy!!! fave member
    You: Niall. How many r's are there?
    Stranger: where?
    You: How many r's are there?
    You: Any directioner should know this...
    You: Oh god youre a carrot.
    Stranger: F/CK YOU GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN
    Stranger has disconnected.
    Well that escalated quickly.

  4. XxVasHappeninxX XxVasHappeninxX
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 4:27pm EDT
    “You were supposed… to be watching the door… ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN! Do you know what these are, Ashley Katchadourian? These are a little girl’s arms! A little girl with dreams, with legs, with a head… She’s a pencil, she’s a swizzle stick, you can use her as a pool noodle, and now I’m holding up her arms! Arms! I’m holding them because you weren’t watching the door! A girl lost her arms, Ashley Katchadourian, a girl lost her F/CKING ARMS! Do you not know what has transpired while you were in Pearl Harbor, seeing the f/cking Japanese museum?! We had our own Pearl Harbor here today—oh my god! How could you do this to us?! You literally BOMBED us, like the Japanese you are! And me, I’m Ben Affleck, and I’m Ben Affleck and I’m holding two f/cking girl’s arms! And you’re Cuba Gooding Jr. disappointing everybody! LIVE WITH THAT!”

  5. XxVasHappeninxX XxVasHappeninxX
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 1:56am EDT
    “We chat online for, like, two hours every day so, I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.”

  6. XxVasHappeninxX XxVasHappeninxX
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 1:53am EDT
    Plot twist: Dan IS on fire.

  7. XxVasHappeninxX XxVasHappeninxX
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 1:23am EDT
    Parents: You can be whatever you want.
    Parents: Except that, or that, oh God not that. Why don't you become a doctor, or at least marry one?

  8. XxVasHappeninxX XxVasHappeninxX
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 1:18am EDT
    "If you like it then you should've put a ring on it"
    Me: *Throws ring on my food*
    Friends:
    Me:
    Friends:
    Me: I just really love food.

  9. XxVasHappeninxX XxVasHappeninxX
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 6:53pm EDT
    I don't think many people know some of the symbolism and deeper meanings in the Harry Potter series.

  10. XxVasHappeninxX XxVasHappeninxX
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 12:01am EDT
    "I should really loose some weight." I say as I eat another spoonful of Nutella.

  11. XxVasHappeninxX XxVasHappeninxX
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 3:40pm EDT
    "Witty Profiles is more fun with friends. Tell your friends about Witty." Oh Steve.

  12. XxVasHappeninxX XxVasHappeninxX
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 3:27pm EDT
    Grandma: So, what is your dream?
    Me: To be Witty famous.

  13. XxVasHappeninxX XxVasHappeninxX
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 3:19pm EDT
    When your dancing and someone walks into the room and you literally jump off the table, back flip onto the couch, and kill your cat.

  14. XxVasHappeninxX XxVasHappeninxX
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    July 25, 2013 3:17pm EDT
    All of these people on Witty are fighting and I'm just sitting here like, "I wish that I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles, and we'd all eat and be happy."

  15. XxVasHappeninxX XxVasHappeninxX
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 1:14am EDT
    The sad moment when women in their 30's post more teen post on Facebook than teens.

  16. XxVasHappeninxX XxVasHappeninxX
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 9:47pm EDT
    Really wanting to find some new music. If anyone cares to give me some good artists/songs please comment :) I'll try anything

  17. XxVasHappeninxX XxVasHappeninxX
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 11:18am EDT
    Audrey Hepburn
    Is so much more Beautiful than
    Kim Kardashian

  18. XxVasHappeninxX XxVasHappeninxX
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 1:25am EDT
    So I've lost 8 pounds :)

  19. XxVasHappeninxX XxVasHappeninxX
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 10:59pm EST
    I'm not saying I hate her
    I'm just saying I hope she get's fingered by Wolverine.

  20. XxVasHappeninxX XxVasHappeninxX
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    February 23, 2013 9:51pm EST
    One Direction CANNOT sing OWOA live
    Because my ovaries are gone.

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