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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2022 11:57pm UTC
    LASIK Poem
    Boys don't make passes
    At girls who wear glasses
    But in his dreams every boy seduces
    A girl with laser-assisted in situ keratomileusis

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2022 1:08am UTC
    She walked into my life like a shopper walking into a closed sliding door an hour before the store opens.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2022 3:08am UTC
    Know doesn't mean know.

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2022 3:02am UTC
    I had a threesome last week.
    ... (OK, three onesomes, but it's algebraically equivalent).

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2020 5:00am UTC
    There are plenty of seas in the fish.

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2019 3:33pm UTC
    Just the fact that you would tell me you can rock my world rocks my world.

  7. Cuppy Cuppy
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2019 9:11pm UTC
    This is nice and all, but I'd like to be married now.
    <3

  8. wearestarstuff wearestarstuff
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2019 8:48am UTC
    22 December 2018
    I imagined my mind knowing better felt
    my viscera quiver. the birds get startled
    into flight though always round-trip.
    it’s good to be home alone not that you would
    if I had anything to do about it but
    we make do. life sucks
    its thumb. you’re right where
    you’re meant to be. who’s to say blankets
    aren’t party dresses or that eyes
    can only wet in one way.
    gloveless in this eventide chill.
    luckily we aren’t parting thickets
    for interstices for clarity.
    I empathise with the trees that bend
    out of light’s way at least till rough
    limbs creep up gently
    against glass they refuse to crack.
    dirty bedroom window remains so. it treasures
    the head that rested on it oil and all pondering
    the ease with which we dance around naked intention.
    show me it’s possible to live and for quite a while
    without flowering a new wound.
    how lovely we are in our natural state.
    taste of raw tongue on my tongue waves
    fragile at our feet. we stay dipped long enough for
    our digits to grow old shrivel without
    fear. something once felt too cruel to endure.
    I would not have chosen to float
    if given the option. but now i’ll swim.

  9. tornedsoul* tornedsoul*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2018 11:15pm UTC
    "Eye contact is way more intimate than words can ever be."

  10. tornedsoul* tornedsoul*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2018 11:00pm UTC
    "Cry me a river" she said."But if only she knew how many times I have cried an ocean for her"

  11. tornedsoul* tornedsoul*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2018 10:57pm UTC
    I want to write poems on your skin with my lips.

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2018 4:23pm UTC
    You make me want to be a better-armed person.

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2018 8:42am UTC
    Nobody's ugly after 2:00 a.m. But not as ugly as Anybody.

  14. SunburstHorizon SunburstHorizon
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2017 12:22pm UTC
    now we're standing alone
    and all i want to do
    is tell you how much
    i wish i never met you
    because my love for you
    is stronger than myself
    e n t i r e l y

  15. cassinovasboutique cassinovasboutique
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2017 10:16am UTC
    Shop Cassinovas for sexy lingerie for a romantic night out. http://www.cassinovas.com

  16. SunburstHorizon SunburstHorizon
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2017 11:07am UTC
    "Your eagerness and peaked
    interest allowed you to be
    blinded by the roses without
    realizing they were covered in
    thorns."

  17. SunburstHorizon SunburstHorizon
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2017 1:26pm UTC
    my soul fell
    when you left me,
    just as petals do,
    under a springtime sun.

  18. SunburstHorizon SunburstHorizon
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2017 11:43am UTC
    "I finally understood what true love meant. Love meant that you care for another person's happiness more than your own, no matter how painful the choices you face might be. The first time you fall in love, it changes you forever, and no matter how hard you try, that feeling just never goes away."
    — Nicholas Sparks, author of The Notebook

  19. SunburstHorizon SunburstHorizon
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2017 11:37am UTC
    "together we walk the english winter.
    so caught up in one another.
    because if we're under thunder showers, the rain is ours, and we are
    lovers of heavy weather."
    - Billie marten, heavy weather

  20. tornedsoul* tornedsoul*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2016 12:41am UTC
    "Your eyes told me you loved me long before your words ever did."

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