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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 16, 2019 10:47pm EDT
    If the world will never be the same again, the world will never be the same, again.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 9, 2019 11:32pm EDT
    Your genitals refer to your head as 'up there,' with equal embarrassment.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    May 31, 2019 11:22pm EDT
    I've never quite been comfortable with the fact that lionesses raise the young and do all the hunting, while the lions lay around all day in the shade.
    ... I mean, shouldn't the lionesses be fanning the lions?

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 13, 2019 11:03am EDT
    You go your way, and I'll go thine.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 13, 2019 11:01am EDT
    When you reach common ground, check to make sure you're not sinking.

  6. seafoam* seafoam*
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    April 2, 2019 4:08pm EDT

    Listen to me: everything you think you know, every relationship you’ve ever taken for granted, every plan or possibility you’ve ever hatched, every conceit or endeavor you’ve ever concocted, can be stripped from you in an instant. Sooner or later, it will happen. So prepare yourself. Be ready not to be ready. Be ready to be brought to your knees and beaten to dust. Because no stable foundation, no act of will, no force of cautious habit will save you from this fact: nothing is indestructible.
    —JONATHAN EVISON

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 23, 2019 11:43am EDT
    After forty years in an abusive relationship, I finally found the courage to tell myself to get the hell out of my life.

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    October 13, 2018 12:22pm EDT
    Treasure every moment with those you love. You never know when you'll stop loving them.

  9. seafoam* seafoam*
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    September 30, 2018 1:22am EDT
    Not everyone is going to stay forever, and we still have to keep on going and thank them for what they’ve given us.

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2018 11:44am EDT
    You complete me. You complete-me destroy my life.

  11. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
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    August 17, 2018 11:28pm EDT
    "Puddles and Ponds" 8/17/18 10:45pm
    Salty water has never fallen so fast,
    creating puddles into ponds.
    Her smile breaks to a frown,
    she wonders,
    "Where'd it go wrong?"
    He spoke the words she didn't think he'd speak so soon.
    Time stops, her breath drops, her heart flatlines.
    Those glorious ponds turn into an ocean.
    No more land to walk on,
    only to swim in.
    How salty this water is,
    is shriveling her inside and out.
    Oh, how much she can't wait to bring that lovely smile she once had,
    the one she didn't need to show in a while.
    She dives in head first,
    hits a rock and knocks out unconscious.
    Regains, remembers...restarts
    T'was that special thing we have nowadays.
    Something people nowadays "can't live without".
    No, not a beating heart,
    No, not a living person,
    But a charged cellphone.
    It makes sense, y'know?
    Cuz of the distance?
    And then my situation?
    It makes sense.
    I'd understand...Kind of.
    The clouds move carelessly,
    letting the Sun breathe upon us once again.
    The ocean is evaporating immensely,
    ponds are decreasing,
    puddles are becoming wetless.
    But the weather's forecast said,
    "We'll be back later tonight
    To keep you updated
    over the weather that'll be back as well"
    ~WIGBM

  12. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
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    May 21, 2018 6:35pm EDT
    dO yOu KnOw HoW bAdLy I wAnT tO cRy RiGhT NoW??? NOPE AND I REALLY WISH I CAN BUT THE WHOLE THING WAS MY FAULT HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  13. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
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    May 10, 2018 11:39pm EDT
    ~I've convinced myself once again...I'm not loved, and I never truly will be...~

  14. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
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    May 10, 2018 9:34pm EDT
    Ɛ> 4/29/2018 <3
    My Whole Heart
    Ɛ> 5/10/2018 <3

  15. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
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    May 10, 2018 9:22pm EDT
    My Whole Heart 💙 🏒 8:35 PM 5/10/2018
    You know you are in love
    When you can not fall asleep
    Because reality is finally better
    Than your dreams
    For the two of us
    Home is not a place
    But a person
    And we are finally home
    Distance is nothing but a test
    To see how far love can travel
    Distance means so little
    When someone means so much
    I will love you more than me
    And more than yesterday
    I wish I could spend my whole life
    Telling you how much I love you
    A poem he had written a week ago...

  16. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
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    May 2, 2018 8:58pm EDT
    -~-~-Mom, i'm sorry, I can't win with you. I've tried, but you won't give in. Not even for the most important reason. One day...and soon...You're going to lose me.. i'm sorry, i tried but you didn't do anything. i screamed so loud, you became deaf. i wasn't heard.-~-~-
    Felt I had to bring this back

  17. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2018 8:39pm EDT
    ~The words I can't say through my mouth flow through the
    streams that are considered my tears~

  18. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
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    May 2, 2018 6:24pm EDT
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    One of my friends texted me this:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Yeah cause u are totally the cheating type. this girl sounds like a freshman with a high social satus and thinks she is the most important.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Tbh, I've never been more happier to read this text.

  19. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
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    May 2, 2018 6:19pm EDT
    ~FIRST OF ALL B*TCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH he was mine before yours, you may have taken him, but don't act all mighty. He left me for you and he can leave you for another girl. I wasn't the first and I honestly have no clue if you'll be the last, but If you aren't, I never said I was wrong or right, I'm just saying it's a possibility.~

  20. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
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    May 2, 2018 6:18pm EDT
    me
    Make sure Human A doesn't go hard on himself from now on
    Human B
    Dude I know that's my job cx
    Can you go a bit easy? You're acting as if you're his girlfriend lmao
    me
    Sorry, i dont mean to give off that vibe
    Human B
    Its kinda irritating him (he was driving and he seemed kinda off every time I read one of your texts out loud)
    me
    Didn't think me caring would affect his performance, sorry about that.
    I really don't mean harm
    Human B
    Its not the caring part, I'm glad you care about him, it's the wording, I don't care that much until you mistakenly overstep my boundaries cx
    me
    The wording?
    Human B
    It just sounds like your talking to him as a girlfriend, I know you don't mean it it just sounds like it
    me
    I honestly dont see it that way but ok lol i'll try to change my normal-ish way of texting

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