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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    November 13, 2021 3:03pm UTC
    Hold the ones you love close. You never know if it's the last time you'll see them (especially after you hold them close).

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2021 5:33am UTC
    I rocked her world.
    She papered mine.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    September 18, 2021 12:02am UTC
    Ain't no sunshine when she's gone.
    ... On the other hand, ain't nothin' but massive solar storms when she's present.

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    May 22, 2021 1:28pm UTC
    It's not youh, it's meh.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 24, 2021 2:54am UTC
    There's a big thick line between love and love.

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 27, 2021 5:58am UTC
    A spy in the house of love isn't hiding in the room you think.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 27, 2021 5:57am UTC
    When you tell me that if I can't handle you at your worst, I don't deserve you at your best, are you at your best or your worst?

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 20, 2021 12:07pm UTC
    She told me to stop trying to save her.
    So I converted her to a low-risk certificate of deposit and enjoyed a significantly higher interest rate.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    May 30, 2020 1:58am UTC
    She offered fierce resistance. I politely declined.

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 25, 2020 11:55am UTC
    She told me she would make me forget the pain.
    … Who knew there was something worse than pain???

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2020 5:00am UTC
    There are plenty of seas in the fish.

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2019 10:47pm UTC
    If the world will never be the same again, the world will never be the same, again.

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2019 11:32pm UTC
    Your genitals refer to your head as 'up there,' with equal embarrassment.

  14. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    May 31, 2019 11:22pm UTC
    I've never quite been comfortable with the fact that lionesses raise the young and do all the hunting, while the lions lay around all day in the shade.
    ... I mean, shouldn't the lionesses be fanning the lions?

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 13, 2019 11:03am UTC
    You go your way, and I'll go thine.

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 13, 2019 11:01am UTC
    When you reach common ground, check to make sure you're not sinking.

  17. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2019 4:08pm UTC

    Listen to me: everything you think you know, every relationship you’ve ever taken for granted, every plan or possibility you’ve ever hatched, every conceit or endeavor you’ve ever concocted, can be stripped from you in an instant. Sooner or later, it will happen. So prepare yourself. Be ready not to be ready. Be ready to be brought to your knees and beaten to dust. Because no stable foundation, no act of will, no force of cautious habit will save you from this fact: nothing is indestructible.
    —JONATHAN EVISON

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 23, 2019 11:43am UTC
    After forty years in an abusive relationship, I finally found the courage to tell myself to get the hell out of my life.

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    October 13, 2018 12:22pm UTC
    Treasure every moment with those you love. You never know when you'll stop loving them.

  20. seafoam* seafoam*
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    September 30, 2018 1:22am UTC
    Not everyone is going to stay forever, and we still have to keep on going and thank them for what they’ve given us.

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