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candie12345

Status: being awesome

Member Since: 10 Sep 2012 03:46pm

Last Seen: 3 Apr 2014 04:52pm

Location: the place next to the other place

Gender: F

user id: 330106

53 Quotes
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  1. candie12345 candie12345
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 7:42pm UTC
    Me:*Doesn't go on witty for awhile.*
    Me:*Finally goes on after a few months.*
    Me: WHERE THE HELL DID ALL THESE WITTY GUYS COME FROM?!?!
    Me: WHY ARE THERE NO FUNNY QUOTES?!?

  2. candie12345 candie12345
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    Friends: I don't want to fall in love because falling hurts...
    Me: Thats why I just stay home and love my dog.

  3. candie12345 candie12345
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 3:57pm UTC
    Happy Endings
    There are no happy endings
    Endings are the saddest part
    So just give me a happy middle
    And a very happy start
    -Shel Silverstien

  4. candie12345 candie12345
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 6:14pm UTC
    Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

  5. candie12345 candie12345
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    Teacher: I went on this field trip one time and I got so mad at the kids I finally exploded on them.
    Friend: haha exploded...sounds so wrong
    Me: EW!!!!
    Teacher: what?
    Friend: what?
    Me: what?
    Other Friend: teehee on their faces
    my school life

  6. candie12345 candie12345
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 6:46pm UTC
    Hearts break for the same reason condoms do.
    Because of d/cks.

  7. candie12345 candie12345
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 7:00pm UTC
    What's the cutest thing on your body?
    Your Cuticle.
    ;D

  8. candie12345 candie12345
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 5:12pm UTC
    I am that weirdo that likes their own quotes.

  9. candie12345 candie12345
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 3:08pm UTC
    Me and my best friend are the kind of people who have an inside joke with a teacher.

  10. candie12345 candie12345
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 5:25pm UTC
    Mom: I can't deal with stupid people.
    Me: Then how do you deal with yourself?

  11. candie12345 candie12345
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 5:03pm UTC
    I hide my six pack under a protective layer of flab.

  12. candie12345 candie12345
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    Witty is my Valentine. <3

  13. candie12345 candie12345
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    Teachers don't even know how to work a computer and they're teaching us?

  14. candie12345 candie12345
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    Did u ever think that maybe Steve could be a fake witty guy too?

  15. candie12345 candie12345
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    Do you want to be the most hated person in the world?
    Well then become a gym teacher.

  16. candie12345 candie12345
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    Someone's Profle Name: ImTHeC00leStOf dA CooL68452395242
    Me: HOW DO THEY REMEMBER THAT???!!!

  17. candie12345 candie12345
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 7:22pm UTC
    Kid: God, my teacher is so hot...
    Me: ....But you're homeschooled.....

  18. candie12345 candie12345
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    Guy: it's gross when girls don't shave
    Me: i don't shave and i am fuzzy....like a little peach

  19. candie12345 candie12345
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 6:55pm UTC
    *Me in yearbook meeting*
    Super pale teacher: I'm Cuban.
    Me: WTF????!!!!!!
    Pale Teacher: Ya and my ex-wife was...
    Me: Let me guess...
    Friend: Diabetus...
    Me: well we got alot of work done on the yearbook
    it really happened

  20. candie12345 candie12345
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 5:35pm UTC
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