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Count my cards, watch them fall, blood on a marble wall ♡ hi i'm allison and i don't really come on here anymore. 21, kinesiology major, unsure of my future :~)
  1. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2018 6:34pm UTC
    Well, darlin', I'm just tryin' to tell ya
    That there's always been a rainbow hangin' over your head

  2. desperado* desperado*
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    June 1, 2017 9:13pm UTC

  3. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2016 10:04pm UTC
    (Adj.) wandering alone

  4. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2016 10:17am UTC
    mind your own biscuits
    and life will be gravy.

  5. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2016 3:58pm UTC
    I had a dream about
    a burning house
    I couldn't get you out
    I laid beside you and pulled you close,
    And the two of us went
    up in smoke.

  6. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2016 7:26pm UTC
    my friends said I should move on. so I did. I thought I could go on a date and forget about you. I couldn't.

  7. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2016 7:42pm UTC
    is this what heartbreak feels like?
    it's an entirely unavoidable feeling in the pit of your stomach, it's like someone is ripping my heart out and twisting, like a knife in my back.
    it makes you question who you are: did i try too hard to seem likeable? did i not try enough? does it scare you that i'm smart? or do i seem ditzy? Am I not pretty enough? Do I have to wear too much makeup? Or do I not wear enough? Do I dress like a slob, or do you wish I dressed in sweats more often? I think of you when I'm getting ready, whether or not I look "good enough", whether or not YOU'll like me. Its clear now that you don't, I just wish you would have told me.
    I wouldn't have spent the past 7 months pretending to be a "cool girl", dressing in "cool" clothes, doing my makeup like all the "cool girls" do.
    Ive been so gone for you, you know. do you catch me staring? Im sorry if you do, I thought I saw you staring too but maybe it was at a poster behind me, or at one of my friends. I understand.
    i told myself to move on months ago, that you weren't interested. And I did. I dated other guys, but every time I would think about you, about how I'd rather be watching a movie with you, how I'd rather watch soccer and talk sports with you. I bet you didn't know how we like the same sports, but I do. We have more in common than you think, but it's too late now.
    heres the thing: I can date other guys, but every fcking time, it'll come back to you.
    this is what heartbreak feels like.

  8. desperado* desperado*
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    November 15, 2015 4:50pm UTC

  9. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2015 2:23pm UTC
    thank you, witty. I haven't logged on in over two weeks and it's become clear to me that today is my time to move on. I joined witty back in 2011 and have met some of the nicest people possible (I'll thank you later). But today, as a junior in high school, I've finally reached what I came on Witty to achieve: happiness. At this point in my life, witty only distracts me from school work and personal life and I simply have no more time to log on. I want to thank some of my true friends on here, whether they're active or not. I'd first like to thank Meagan (lovecrazy), who was one of my first friends on here. She left a bout two years ago, but she made such a lasting impression to not be afraid of who you truly are, and for that, I'm grateful. I'd like to thank Nicole (baublefaery). If you've never spoken to Nicole, you're missing out on an undoubtedly amazing human. She is one of the kindest people you'll ever meet, and I'm so lucky to have been friends with you. Thank you to Sydney (girouxtiful), for fangirling over hockey with me all these years. You are one of the funniest people without even trying, and you never fail to put a smile on my face. Finally, I'd like to thank Bailey (beautifullyimperfect). You are one of my best friends, and (not to offend anyone) my best friend on this site. Since we started talking almost 3 years ago, you've dealt with my crazy mood swings, many crushes, and heartbreak. I know that things are hard for you right now, but I promise that one day, a guy will see how much you're truly worth and treat you like the queen you are. To everyone on this site, I wish you the best in your future and hope that you all succeed and follow your dreams. ~ love always, ally (irrestible)

  10. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2015 5:32pm UTC
    i wish I could be happy. I wish I could look in the mirror and f.cking feel good about myself. But I don't. And it doesn't give you the right to tell me I'm "insane for having no self-confidence". I'm 16 years old for crying out loud. Guys call me a lesbian, girls tell me weird, so how the f.ck do you think I'm going to feel? Do you think I'll be happy all the time and life will be sunshine and butterflies and all that f.cking bull?

  11. desperado* desperado*
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    July 28, 2015 11:44am UTC
    I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped-up four-wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats. Took a Louisville slugger to both headlights and slashed a hole in all four tires, so Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

  12. desperado* desperado*
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    July 8, 2015 10:27am UTC
    It’s incredible how alone one person’s absence can make you feel. I could be in a room surrounded by all my friends and family, but without you I might as well be standing on the surface of the moon.
    — Beau taplin, Moon Landing

  13. desperado* desperado*
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    June 29, 2015 4:01pm UTC
    confessions (because my bailey button did it)
    i. I'm really pale, so I tend to wear darker clothing, as I feel it makes me look both tanner and more mature. Most people think I'm goth because of it, which is entirely untrue.
    ii. I have a hard time trusting people and making friends, since most people at my school are hypocritical and judgmental, never really knowing me before writing me off. I've also felt violated in a more personal and sexual manner, causing me to create barriers. I'm unable to go on dates with people who my friends don't like, I have to talk to the person for at least a month and make sure they understand my boundaries and won't push them. I've never told anyone why, because I know the guy will refute my claims and tell me I'm exaggerating.
    iii. I'm self-conscious about my looks but not my body. I consistently wish I had a different nose or mouth to match my body, and am considering plastic surgery when I get older. I would never consider myself confident, as I tend to be more insecure, but if I had a different face to match my body, which I am extremely proud of.
    iv. I'm an emotional person, which has been both a blessing and a curse. My emotional side has allowed me to be more emphatetic and connect with others, however I cry at least once a day and am picked on by my family and friends because of it.
    v. I dream of moving to a big city, like Chicago or San Francisco, where I can start over. Living in a small town, everyone knows everyone and it haunts me, the reality being that everyone will stay in my town forever and never branch out. I don't want that to be me -- it's my biggest fear.
    vi. I'm insanely attracted to men that are darker. The concept of white men scare me, after my violation by a white man, my abuse from a white man, and bullying from a white man. My closest friends are of darker skin colors. They are the kindest and most inclusive, as they understand what it's like to be left on the outside. I have a special love for Cuban boys, specifically. Give me a Cuban boy and within five minutes I will fall in love -- it's a scientific fact.

  14. desperado* desperado*
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    June 18, 2015 8:14pm UTC
    Maybe mistakes are what make our fate... without them what would shape our lives? Maybe if we had never veered off course we wouldn't fall in love, have babies, or be who we are. After all, things change, so do cities, people come into your life and they go. But it's comforting to know that the ones you love are always in your heart... and if you're very lucky, a plane ride away.

  15. desperado* desperado*
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    June 3, 2015 5:04pm UTC
    i don't want easy,
    I want crazy.

  16. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2015 7:11pm UTC
    I believe we'll be okay.

  17. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2015 7:07pm UTC
    I'd like to say we gave it a try,
    I'd like to blame it all on life
    that's a lie, that's a lie
    want, but in time our feelings will show.

  18. desperado* desperado*
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    May 9, 2015 5:59pm UTC
    the things i've learned from a broken mirror,
    How a face can change when a heart knows fear, Through all the thingS
    my eyes have seen, the best by far is you.

  19. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2015 9:16pm UTC
    hold back the river, let me look in your eyes.

  20. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2015 6:24pm UTC
    I may have been an empty shell of a person but if you had cared enough to just put your ear against my chest you would have heard the ocean raging inside of me. — K.P.K


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