50 state stereotypes:

Alabama: Our state bird is the NASCAR.
Alaska: I can see seasonal depression from here.
Arizona: Keeping indians in and mexicans out.
Arkansas: Great scenery and brilliant people.. haha I'm sorry, we got Walmart?
California: Gay, mexican, boob-job, computer hippies who really want to direct.
Colorado: Snow!.. I mean cocaine, but we're also known for skiing.
Connecticut: Great schools... because there's nothing else to do.
Delaware: Come, we got low incorporation fees.. No, seriously, please come.
Florida: The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Georgia: Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it though...
Hawaii: If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Idaho: Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite. Go we're cool.
Illinois: Look! A non-corrupt politician for once.. so far.
Indiana: You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
Iowa: 56,000 square miles of dull.
Kansas: White breds making wheat bread.
Kentucky: Farming from the furure, text books from 1925.
Louisiana: Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
Maine: A wicked lotta moose aye?
Maryland: Have Jeevs bring the lobster boat around.
Massachusetts: Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Michigan: Cereal makers, serial killers.
Minnesota: Too nice not to elect a douchey governer.
Mississippi: I'm gonna need a bigger bible belt.
Missouri: Number one! In.. meth.
Montana: Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
Nebraska: Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Nevada: No laws no problem.. Cept all the murders...
New Hampshire: Half hippie, half french, all upper-class.
New Jersey: Guidos. Turnpikes. Leeching off New York.
New Mexico: Like regular Mexico, but with more UFO's.
New York: World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
North Carolina: First in flight, and lung cancer.
North Dakota: Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Ohio: People care about us at election time.
Oklahoma: 10 days tornado free!
Oregon: Dreadlocks on caucasians.
Pennsylvania: Even our Amish will fight you.
Rhode Island: No seriously, we're a state.
South Carolina: Still accepting confederate dollars.
South Dakota: ... At least we're not North Dakota...
Tennessee: Where white-people music comes from.
Texas: Everything is bigger... Even our morons.
Utah: Multiple lonely wives.
Vermont: Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Virginia: From center of civilization to hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Washington: Richer hippies than Oregon.
West Virginia: Inbred love child of Virginia and DC.
Wisconsin: It's too cold to be sober.
Wyoming: We don't have any gay cowboys, alright?!... Okay maybe a few gay cowboys.

(my state is Pennsylvania, and it's dead-on.)

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50 state stereotypes: Alabama: Our state bird is the NASCAR.

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