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  1. π“π’«π‘’π“‡π’»π‘’π’Έπ“‰πΌπ“ƒπ“ˆπ’Άπ“ƒπ’Ύπ“‰π“Ž* π“π’«π‘’π“‡π’»π‘’π’Έπ“‰πΌπ“ƒπ“ˆπ’Άπ“ƒπ’Ύπ“‰π“Ž*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2017 12:06am UTC
    "Iη Ρ‚Π½Ρ” ΠΌιΙ—Ι—Ζ–Ρ” σf Ρ•Ρ”Ζ–f-яєαΖ–ιzαΡ‚ιση,
    Ρƒσυ'νΡ” Ζ–σΡ•Ρ‚ ΠΌΡ” αΖ–σηg Ρ‚Π½Ρ” ωαΡƒ"
    -SαιηΡ‚ AΡ•σηια

  2. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2014 9:20am UTC
    It's nice waking up
    And finding out that school is 2 hours late

  3. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 9:04pm UTC
    I just realised how much my town looks like Minnesota when it snows. I live nowhere near Minnesota and in my town it hasnt snowed in two years. It snowed today... I WAS SO HAPPYYYYYYYY :D :D

  4. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 7:24pm UTC
    Whenever we get a day off because of snow I can hear the distant laugh of people living in Minnesota.

  5. hopetrustbelieve01 hopetrustbelieve01
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 2:13pm UTC
    ONE DIRECTION ARE IN MINNEAPOLIS. SO ARE 5 SECONDS OF SUMMER. IN MY STATE. ONLY 1 HOUR FROM MY HOMETOWN. AND I DON'T HAVE TICKETS TO SEE THEM. DO YOU SEE MY PROBLEM? EXCUSE ME WHILE I CRY.

  6. ourlastsummer ourlastsummer
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    Story of My Life
    Spent 4 hours flying today...literally, in a plane, off the ground, flying, not crazy circus stuff. Margaret's mom flew me out to Minnesota to visit for the week! I've been chilling sleeping in her room for the last several hours, woke up and made some tea cuz my stomach was feeling funny...I have eaten sooooooo much crap today, it's not even funny. But I'M HERE in Minnesota with my best friend so everything is just peachy! :) I'm so excited to be here and go shopping and boating and baking and glittering and watching chickflicks and everything!

  7. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 2:25am UTC
    Which state has the smallest drinks?
    Minisoda

  8. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    50 state stereotypes:
    Alabama: Our state bird is the NASCAR.
    Alaska: I can see seasonal depression from here.
    Arizona: Keeping indians in and mexicans out.
    Arkansas: Great scenery and brilliant people.. haha I'm sorry, we got Walmart?
    California: Gay, mexican, boob-job, computer hippies who really want to direct.
    Colorado: Snow!.. I mean cocaine, but we're also known for skiing.
    Connecticut: Great schools... because there's nothing else to do.
    Delaware: Come, we got low incorporation fees.. No, seriously, please come.
    Florida: The more north you go, the more south it gets.
    Georgia: Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it though...
    Hawaii: If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
    Idaho: Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite. Go we're cool.
    Illinois: Look! A non-corrupt politician for once.. so far.
    Indiana: You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
    Iowa: 56,000 square miles of dull.
    Kansas: White breds making wheat bread.
    Kentucky: Farming from the furure, text books from 1925.
    Louisiana: Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
    Maine: A wicked lotta moose aye?
    Maryland: Have Jeevs bring the lobster boat around.
    Massachusetts: Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
    Michigan: Cereal makers, serial killers.
    Minnesota: Too nice not to elect a douchey governer.
    Mississippi: I'm gonna need a bigger bible belt.
    Missouri: Number one! In.. meth.
    Montana: Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
    Nebraska: Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
    Nevada: No laws no problem.. Cept all the murders...
    New Hampshire: Half hippie, half french, all upper-class.
    New Jersey: Guidos. Turnpikes. Leeching off New York.
    New Mexico: Like regular Mexico, but with more UFO's.
    New York: World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
    North Carolina: First in flight, and lung cancer.
    North Dakota: Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
    Ohio: People care about us at election time.
    Oklahoma: 10 days tornado free!
    Oregon: Dreadlocks on caucasians.
    Pennsylvania: Even our Amish will fight you.
    Rhode Island: No seriously, we're a state.
    South Carolina: Still accepting confederate dollars.
    South Dakota: ... At least we're not North Dakota...
    Tennessee: Where white-people music comes from.
    Texas: Everything is bigger... Even our morons.
    Utah: Multiple lonely wives.
    Vermont: Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
    Virginia: From center of civilization to hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
    Washington: Richer hippies than Oregon.
    West Virginia: Inbred love child of Virginia and DC.
    Wisconsin: It's too cold to be sober.
    Wyoming: We don't have any gay cowboys, alright?!... Okay maybe a few gay cowboys.
    (my state is Pennsylvania, and it's dead-on.)

  9. MayaLorinda MayaLorinda
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 10:28am UTC
    Michelle Bachman claims that if the governer signs the bill that allows GAY MARRIAGE in Minnesota, she's moving. She says that God will punish Minneapolis and St. Paul, and she doesn't want to be there when it happens. Let us pray for her derranged mind.

  10. hopetrustbelieve01 hopetrustbelieve01
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 6:43pm UTC
    "You had one job April, ONE JOB."
    This is all the Minnesotans right now as they yell out the window as the snow falls.

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