DunGoofed

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DunGoofed

Status: Netflix is my boi

Member Since: 29 Oct 2013 05:43pm

Last Seen: 9 May 2014 10:18pm

Birthday: December 5

Location: Surfing on the waves of the internet.

Gender: F

user id: 374049

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I'm Carmen.

I Like Food
Adventure Time
Cats
The Internet
Anime
Reading
Sleeping
Youtube
And Other Junk I Don't Feel Like Typing

DunGoofed
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May 9, 2014 10:30pm UTC

If the world were reborn in your image, would it be paradise? Or perdition?

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DunGoofed
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April 23, 2014 11:10pm UTC

I have mastered the art of last minute projects.

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DunGoofed
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April 22, 2014 7:38pm UTC

Watched the most recent Adventure Time episode. I could have filled an Olympic pool with my tears.

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DunGoofed
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April 21, 2014 6:55pm UTC

I'm the kind of person where, when there are two options, I always choose the wrong one.

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DunGoofed
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April 18, 2014 3:16am UTC

When I was younger, I always wanted to look like Amy the Hedgehog.

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DunGoofed
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April 17, 2014 9:35pm UTC

Sometimes, just being alone for awhile is all I need.

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DunGoofed
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April 15, 2014 12:08am UTC

PAX is over, now I'm planning for Comic Con with my sister. Ellie and Tess style.

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DunGoofed
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April 14, 2014 12:49am UTC

When people are being stupid, I just... ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) UGHHH

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
April 14, 2014 12:30am UTC

Do you ever feel like not wanting to do anything? Not just be lazy, put comfy clothes on and stay home all day while watching Netflix, but you can't even put up the effort to get up out of bed. I feel like this alot.

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
April 14, 2014 12:21am UTC

I have been binge watching House on Netflix, as you can see from the background and music on my profile.

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
April 13, 2014 10:41am UTC

Honestly, the thing I hate most in this world, is the taste of morning in your mouth after you wake up.

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
April 12, 2014 8:07pm UTC

Just checking into your hotel room and then opening the door for the first time. Mmmmmm, fresh walls.

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DunGoofed
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March 31, 2014 12:52am UTC

One of my friends recently found out that I have multiple gay friends. She said "Eww. That's so gross, why do you hang out with them?". I don't think I have ever wanted to slap someone so hard in my life.

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
March 31, 2014 12:41am UTC

Why are my [hair] buns always perfect when I don't need them to be?

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DunGoofed
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March 28, 2014 1:02am UTC

Once I thought I saw one of my friends in public. I went up to them and slapped their butt. It turns out ot was a stranger so I ran away and hid in the library.

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
March 19, 2014 9:52pm UTC

Whenever I need and uppercase letter when I'm typing, I hit the caps lock key. I've only used the shift key like, twice as I was typing.

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DunGoofed
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March 19, 2014 9:49pm UTC

Honestly, rain makes me feel so good. Like, the sound is amazing, the smell is incredible, and I love standing in it.

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DunGoofed
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March 19, 2014 9:46pm UTC

Sometimes I just feel so...
NCJKSDNJKFVNKHNFHDSNFNSJK
and then I'm like
ughhhhhhhhh
and then I'm back to
NCJKSDNJKFVNKHNFHDSNFNSJK

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DunGoofed
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March 19, 2014 9:32pm UTC

I really should work on not procrastinating. But I'll do that later.

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DunGoofed
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March 19, 2014 2:38am UTC

Earlier today, I was walking home from school and I thought I saw a TARDIS. It turns out that it was just a porta-potty. I was greatly dissappointed.

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