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DunGoofed
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March 15, 2014 2:46pm UTC

My nephew fell asleep on my last night. The thing is, he was in a really weird position and he ended up kicking me in the throat.

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DunGoofed
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March 11, 2014 12:16am UTC

My best friend from Texas said she missed me so she visited me. I feel so loved. :)

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DunGoofed
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March 2, 2014 12:28am UTC

I had my first peanut butter and jelly sandwich in more than five years. It was delicious.

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DunGoofed
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February 28, 2014 10:13pm UTC

I have this big cup that says "Mug Of Tea" on it and I love it so much.

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DunGoofed
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February 23, 2014 1:26am UTC

Today I fell as I was on the way to my car. I was just laying on the sidewalk for like, five minutes looking at the sky. I'm pretty sure the people walking by either thought I wa high, or dead.

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DunGoofed
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February 20, 2014 9:42pm UTC

Being alone and feeling lonely are two different things.

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DunGoofed
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February 20, 2014 9:37pm UTC

Today I was tricked into going to Dick's Sporting Goods with my parents. So as we were walking inside I said "I don't like Dicks!" After I realized what I said, I was laughing so hard.

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DunGoofed
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February 19, 2014 2:54pm UTC

I really wish my cat would live forever.

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DunGoofed
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February 19, 2014 4:32am UTC

I just finished Left Behind. ELLIE KISSED RILEY. SHE FU***** KISSED HER. I KNEW IT. I SHIP THEM SO HARD. MY OTP OF OTP'S. MY BRAIN HURTS. OHHHHH MY GODDDDD. THEY'RE SUCH A CUTE COUPLE!
I'M CRYING

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DunGoofed
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February 17, 2014 11:54pm UTC

Men's clothing is just so much softer than women's.

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DunGoofed
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February 16, 2014 4:50am UTC

Go to Google
Search AdBlock Plus
Download it (it's free)
Enjoy not having sutpid ads everywhere
It even works on Witty and Youtube videos and that surprised me.

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DunGoofed
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February 16, 2014 1:25am UTC

Laying in my bathtub (no water in it) watching my favorite Youtuber's stream.

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DunGoofed
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February 14, 2014 7:58pm UTC

Another day with my cat.

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DunGoofed
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February 14, 2014 12:44am UTC

Will the person with the car alarm going off at one in the morning PLEASE TURN IT OFF?!?!

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DunGoofed
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February 11, 2014 8:02pm UTC

Mad Men
Girls
Game of Thrones
The Walking Dead
These shows have some of the best intro songs I know.