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  1. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2014 3:20am UTC
    Homework: A
    Classwork: A
    Project: A
    Test: F
    Final Grade: F

  2. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2014 8:42am UTC
    Me: I cleaned all the dishes
    Mum: Aren't you going to put them away too?
    Me: You have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version.

  3. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2014 10:34pm UTC
    After 2,457 quotes
    After 2005 followers
    After 4 long years on this website
    I'm deciding to leave
    I thought of never coming on again but I had to say goodbye to all of you
    And say thank you.
    Thank you for allowing me to write my quotes
    Thank you for reading my quotes
    I enjoyed sharing my thoughts and stories through quotes
    I enjoyed writing my favorite lyrics that described what's happening in my life
    I have met many friends on here who has helped me through some tough years of my life
    Thank you for never giving up on me and believing me
    This website has changed a lot but I hope it continues to be around
    I will deffinetely recommend this website to others because it saved me and I want it to save others
    This website is a great way to express yourself
    I want to thank everyone for writing quotes because whenever I had a bad day I would just come on here and scroll through quotes
    I want to thank Steve for making this website
    I just want to thank all of you
    There are three pieces of advice I want to share before I leave
    1) If you love someone, tell them. Tell them as much as you can because one day they won't be here and they will be gone. Also instead of telling them that you love them also show them.
    2) Your time is so precious. Don't take it for granted. Use it wisely.
    3) When you're in love don't let the person change you. If you can't be yourself around them and they don't accept you at your worse.
    I have more but those are the main 3 I find important
    So Here I am Flyingbacon7
    Saying goodbye to all of you
    Thank you for helping me discover who I am
    Thank you for never giving up on me
    Thank you for being my escape and accepting me into the Witty Family

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2014 2:50pm UTC
    my boyfriend ain't allowed to watch animal planet
    he might see his ex on there

  5. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2014 4:20am UTC
    friend: you sure you know what you're doing
    me: i've been to the dentist several times, so i know the drill.

  6. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2014 6:44pm UTC
    Physics teacher: You can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted back to you.
    Me: Are you sure about that?

  7. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2014 3:32am UTC
    what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions
    are actually from spiders trying to pay rent


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  9. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2014 12:27pm UTC
    There are some secrets
    that I could never tell anyone. Things that I'm ashamed of, or that scare me, or society looks down upon.
    People would just judge me, & never look at me the same.
    © format credit: Amenah

  10. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2014 9:39pm UTC
    Through my 18 years of life
    I still haven't figured out
    An attractive way to eat spaghetti

  11. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 3:15pm UTC
    Patrick: My memory is so bad
    Spongebob: How bad is it?
    Patrick: How bad is what?

  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 2:19pm UTC
    friend:i watched an episode of the thing you like
    me:oh god
    me:i am about to tell you literally everything about the thing

  13. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 3:25pm UTC
    never give up on your dreams
    keep sleeping.

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 2:21pm UTC
    sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies

  15. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 3:28pm UTC
    *blows up balloon*
    *names it molly*
    *pops molly*
    turn up

  16. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 3:18pm UTC
    My love is like a candle...
    because if you forget about me
    i will burn your fúcking house to the ground.

  17. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 3:32pm UTC
    me after just cleaning my room: wow, I am never letting my room get messy again!
    the next day: has anyone seen my bed

  18. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 3:30pm UTC
    my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 2:23pm UTC
    if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 2:24pm UTC
    If someone tells you to listen to a song, listen to it. It may be the worst song you have ever heard but they wanted to share it with you. That is really special. If it makes them feel a certain way and they are so adamant about you hearing it, take 5 minutes to hear it. It shows a lot about someone.

:)

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