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uthinkuruntouchable

1. uthinkuruntouchable
   posted a quote
   March 31, 2014 4:07pm UTC
   If I had a dolar for every time
   I didn't know what was going on,
   I'd be asking people why they were giving me dollars
   
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2. uthinkuruntouchable
   posted a quote
   March 14, 2014 11:01pm UTC
   WARNING,
   Tlhe internet was deleted
   you can:
   1.) CRY
   2..) EAT
   3.) DIE
   
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3. uthinkuruntouchable
   posted a quote
   February 26, 2014 1:12pm UTC
   But now
   off with her head
   I fear
   is everyone's
   concern
   
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4. uthinkuruntouchable
   posted a quote
   February 26, 2014 12:37pm UTC
   Could you imagine a band themed cook book...
   Bring Me The Horchata
   The Toast Inside Pierce The Veal
   Of Rice And Men
   Blessthefettucini Beef
   Carolina Goes Punk Popcorn Shrimp
   We Came As Romaine Salad
   Deviled Eggs Wears Prada
   A Sundae To Remember
   Falling In Ravioli
   Motionless In Wheat
   
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5. uthinkuruntouchable
   posted a quote
   February 26, 2014 12:19pm UTC
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   Mom: You think these band members have nice hair or nice clothes now but in 20 years when you look back these photos you'll say-
   Me: look children it's your father
   .
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6. uthinkuruntouchable
   posted a quote
   January 28, 2014 8:10pm UTC
   Stop waiting for Prince Charming and go find him,the poor idiots probably stuck in a tree or something
   
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7. uthinkuruntouchable
   posted a quote
   January 28, 2014 12:58pm UTC
   Roses are red,
   Violets are blue,
   I would give my
   WiFi password to you
   
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8. uthinkuruntouchable
   posted a quote
   January 28, 2014 12:35pm UTC
   I​​f I had a dollar for every time I got
   distracted, I wish I had a taco
   
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9. uthinkuruntouchable
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2014 4:29pm UTC
   Home is where the wifi connects automatically
   
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10. uthinkuruntouchable
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 4:20pm UTC
    Synonym
    (noun)
    A word used in place of the one you can't spell
    
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11. uthinkuruntouchable
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 4:13pm UTC
    A teenage girl was chatting on FB with a stranger
    -----------------------------------------------------
    Stranger: Hey pretty! Could you give me your email id?
    Girl: Oh sure :) It's ihaveaboyfriend_andilovehimalot@getlost.com
    Stranger: And mine is iamyourfather_andyouaredead@meetmenow.com
    nmq
    
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12. uthinkuruntouchable
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 3:22pm UTC
    Oh,
    You hate the things people post on Facebook? Why don't you talk about it...on Facebook
    
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13. uthinkuruntouchable
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 7:19pm UTC
    “Well our hair is great,"
    "Our hair is better than most people’s hair. My hair is better than anyone’s. That’s the only reason we started the band. ‘Cuz like I can’t sing at all but their all like, "Look at his hair look at his hair!". "Look but don’t touch." I said that to them. I said it straight away, look but don’t touch. I had to keep spanking hands, it was dreadful. But in the end they learned the rules that I go by. And now were selling thousands of records.“ –Oliver Sykes from Bring Me The Horizon
    
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14. uthinkuruntouchable
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    If life was a movie then it
    wouldn't end like this,
    left without a kiss
    Format by Breeze
    
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15. uthinkuruntouchable
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    Falling is not the problem,
    when I'm falling I'm at peace
    It's only when I hit the ground,
    that causes all the grief
    
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16. uthinkuruntouchable
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 9:42pm UTC
    Rule v.
    Do not ask for faves or comments. Witty is not about fake internet points. It's about expressing yourself with meaningful words.
    Who knew?
    
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17. uthinkuruntouchable
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 6:38pm UTC
    Sometimes I feel like my bother could mass murder the entire town, excluding my parents, and I could yell at him for it, and I would get in trouble for yelling at him
    nmf-credit-rajsonkar
    
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18. uthinkuruntouchable
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 8:04pm UTC
    You know its bad,
    When your mom tells you she can't stand your music
    
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19. uthinkuruntouchable
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 1:06pm UTC
    Nothing is impossible,
    e x c e p t m a k i n g a c i r c l e i n M i n e c r a f t
    
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20. uthinkuruntouchable
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 7:43pm UTC
    Don't Mind That Popular Girl,
    She's Still Mad Someone Dropped A House On Her Sister
    
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