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  1. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 5:38pm UTC
    The annual Boston Marathon is fast approaching, and I feel as though this year's turn out will be the greatest we have ever seen. There are not many moments in which I have enjoyed living in Massachusetts, thus the cold weather and annoying winters, but that day last year, changed my life as well as many others' forever. I remember that day, I was going for a run, probably pretending I was in the marathon myself, when I arrived home to see my parents staring blanky at the television screen. I remember a wave of concern washing through my body as I asked if everything was alright. Of course, all I got in return was blank stares and wide eyes. It was at that moment, that I averted my eyes to what they were watching. On the screen there was a display of people screaming, running around, and tears. It was complete chaos and at that moment, I found out that someone had bombed the marathon. I too now had a numb expression upon my face as I let it sink in. Not only did I have friends that were racing, but there were children there watching their relatives race, excited to see them cross the finish line. Those children would now be scarred forever with images of explosions dancing around in their too young to comprehend minds. People had trained for this event for years, it was supposed to be a day to celebrate them, their accomplishments, and how far they have made it, but it was replaced with terrorism. The days after this tradjedy took place, a weird, almost deathly silence seemed to take over Massachusetts. There was nobody roaming around outside, cell phone services were shut off in many places, and there was an eerie quiet in the air that just didn't seem to feel right. Everyone was sitting in front of their TVs waiting, and watching this event unfold before our eyes. I remember a friend and I sat and watched the news for nine straight ours, shaking, and biting our nails. We didn't want to be home alone while our parents were at work, even though we were freshman in high school. It was not long after, that everyone started to jump into action. Suddenly, the whole country was involved, even other countries. There was a whirlwind of photos of suspects and evidence taking over every social media website available. The hashtags #Prayforboston and #Bostonstrong seemed to become a second language to everyone. It was crazy seeing the amount of help and support everyone was offering us, it almost felt warming. Every day on the news all we hear is bad things and about bad people, but this event made me realize, just as I was about to give up my faith in the human race, that there are extraordinary people out there. The day it happened, the moment it happened, random strangers jumped to action, running to help people they have never met in their entire life. They could have been fleeing the scene, but these people stayed. they stayed and saved lives of people who might not be here today if it weren't for them. We had everybody on our side, and it seemed as though the state was starting to wake up. I will never forget the day that the last bomber was caught. My neighbors all ran outside, celebrating. Every resident in Boston flooded the streets and the common, singing, chanting, and celebrating the fact that we won. We pulled through this dark time, and we were indeed "Boston Strong". The whole world seemed to be liften off our shoulders, and the amount of smiles that were on peoples' faces, nothing could compare. What really changed my life, was seeing that everyone put aside their differences to help. We had police from all around helping out with the investigation, we had other states involved and even other countries. For once in my life, I felt as though we all came together, we were all one. I know that day, that I gained an immense amount of pride in my state, country, and in myself. Seeing all of these people so willing to make a difference, truly inspired me. It inspired me to go about living my life to make other's smile and enjoy the time they have here. Although three beautiful lives were lost, and many were injured, i feel as though this event made us stronger. We really showed what America is all about.

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 9:04pm UTC
    sometimes i feel like some parts of massachusetts are more massachusetts-y than other parts of massachusetts and it doesn't even make sense but at the same time it does

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
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    January 3, 2014 12:52pm UTC
    Winter Storms in New England
    Locals before the storm hits: Ugh, that's NOTHING. Remember the [insert blizzard/winter storm here]? Weathermen are a bunch of pússies. We probably won't even get anything.
    Locals DURING the storm: SWEET JESUS IT'S THE GODDÁMN WHITE APOCALYPSE. I HAVE LIVED HERE ALL MY LIFE BUT I SUDDENLY CAN'T REMEMBER HOW TO DRIVE IN THE SNOW. QUICK! GET ME BREAD AND MILK AND ENOUGH ICE MELT TO FILL A SMALL SWIMMING POOL.

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
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    November 27, 2013 9:25pm UTC
    i don't get why every state celebrates thanksgiving. massachusetts is the state that did the damn thing. moochers

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
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    October 24, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    every other sports team fan when their team is losing with 2 mins left: aw sh.t we lost
    every boston sports team fan when their team is losing with 2 mins left: yo chill the fck out we got this

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
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    October 15, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    me: *lives 24 miles away from boston*
    me: yeah i live, like, right outside of boston

  7. xxLivelifetothefullestxx xxLivelifetothefullestxx
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 6:48pm UTC
    One of the most annoying things about living in Massachusetts is when people assume everybody has a Boston accent. No, I'm not from Boston, therefore I don't have a Boston accent.

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
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    September 22, 2013 9:54pm UTC
    If you think living in a Massachusetts suburb is fun then you really need to reevaluate your life.

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
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    August 7, 2013 8:37pm UTC
    So, me and my friends were talking about different towns in the area and for some reason Framingham was brought up and my one of my friends said, "Why go to Brazil when you can go to Framingham High?" and I am fu.CKING DONE.

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 1:10pm UTC
    down by the river
    down by the banks
    of the river
    Charles
    that's where you'll
    find me
    along with
    lovers, muggers,
    and thieves
    well, i love that
    dirty water
    oh, boston
    you're my
    home

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 9:46pm UTC
    Me: *not from Boston*
    Me: *not originally from Massachusetts*
    Me: *in Boston* Ugh, tourists.

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 9:59am UTC
    So I went on Urban Dictinary and looked up my town and this is what some of the descriptions said and I am laughing because omfg the accuracy.
    --A small suburban American town. Typically 99% of the adolescent population takes drugs or drinks alchohol heavily everyday and graduates to go on to school at a UMass college.
    An alarming number of SUVs, denoting the stupidity of the town's adult population. The prime location of it being near Route 3, Route 3A, I-495, Route 4, and others mean more people than should live here keep moving in, and jerks keep selling forestland to make new crappy developments for these jerks to live in.
    Refered to in slang as the 'Cho', with different prefixes indicating geographical areas; NoCho = North Chelsmford, SoCho = South Chelmsford, and so on. (EaCho, WeCho, CenCho)
    Also and firstmost, a town in the UK.
    --A small town 30 miles from Boston, that no one has heard about unless they lived here, or have a friend from here. There's nothing to do on the weekends, kids think its cool to hang out at Stop & Shop.
    Unless you live in the center of the town, it takes twenty minutes to get from one place to another. And our rotary changed from a simple circle to a messed up square. There's nothing to do but get wasted or high, and if you want drugs, just walk across the street, because you're neighbor is probably dealing them.
    If you're a football player, then you're set for life in this town, you become the hero, and get out of speeding tickets and possession of drugs.

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
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    June 18, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    You might be from Massachusetts if...
    --Khakis are something you start the car with
    --You think crosswalks are for wimps
    --You think if someone's nice to you, they either want something or they are from out --of town and probably lost
    --You know how to cross 4 lanes of traffic in 5 seconds
    --You are amazed when traveling out of town that people who work at McDonald's --actually speak English
    --You think it's not actually tailgating unless your bumper is touching the car in front of you
    --You know that a yellow light means at least 5 more cars can get through ... and that a red light means 2 more can
    --A Crown Victoria = Undercover Cop
    --The transportation system is known as the "T"
    --Subway is a fast food place
    --You could own a small town in Iowa for the cost of your house
    --There are 24 Dunkin Donuts shops within 15 minutes of your house
    --When people talk about the "curse of the Bambino," you know exactly what they are talking about, and you believe in it, too
    --You think of Rhode Island as the "deep South"
    --Anything past Worcester is "the middle of nowhere" (if you live in Boston)
    --You believe using a turn signal gives away your plan to the enemy If you stay on the same road long enough, it will eventually have 3 or more different names
    --Someone has honked at you because you didn't peel out the second the light turned green
    --You've honked at someone because they didn't peel out the second the light turned green
    --All the potholes just add excitement to your driving experience Stop signs mean slow down a little, but only if you feel like it
    --Six inches of snow is considered a "dusting"
    --Three days of 90+ heat is definitely a "heat wave" ... and 63° ocean water is "on the warm side"
    --$15 to park is a bargain
    --You cringe every time you hear some actor/actress imitate the "Boston accent" on TV or in a movie. If you don't have it, you're never going to get it right ... even if you were born here
    --At the ice cream shop, you call chocolate sprinkles "Jimmies"
    --You can go from one side of your hometown to the other in less than 15 minutes and see at least 15 losers you graduated with doing the same exact same thing they were doing the last time you saw them

  14. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    50 state stereotypes:
    Alabama: Our state bird is the NASCAR.
    Alaska: I can see seasonal depression from here.
    Arizona: Keeping indians in and mexicans out.
    Arkansas: Great scenery and brilliant people.. haha I'm sorry, we got Walmart?
    California: Gay, mexican, boob-job, computer hippies who really want to direct.
    Colorado: Snow!.. I mean cocaine, but we're also known for skiing.
    Connecticut: Great schools... because there's nothing else to do.
    Delaware: Come, we got low incorporation fees.. No, seriously, please come.
    Florida: The more north you go, the more south it gets.
    Georgia: Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it though...
    Hawaii: If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
    Idaho: Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite. Go we're cool.
    Illinois: Look! A non-corrupt politician for once.. so far.
    Indiana: You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
    Iowa: 56,000 square miles of dull.
    Kansas: White breds making wheat bread.
    Kentucky: Farming from the furure, text books from 1925.
    Louisiana: Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
    Maine: A wicked lotta moose aye?
    Maryland: Have Jeevs bring the lobster boat around.
    Massachusetts: Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
    Michigan: Cereal makers, serial killers.
    Minnesota: Too nice not to elect a douchey governer.
    Mississippi: I'm gonna need a bigger bible belt.
    Missouri: Number one! In.. meth.
    Montana: Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
    Nebraska: Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
    Nevada: No laws no problem.. Cept all the murders...
    New Hampshire: Half hippie, half french, all upper-class.
    New Jersey: Guidos. Turnpikes. Leeching off New York.
    New Mexico: Like regular Mexico, but with more UFO's.
    New York: World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
    North Carolina: First in flight, and lung cancer.
    North Dakota: Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
    Ohio: People care about us at election time.
    Oklahoma: 10 days tornado free!
    Oregon: Dreadlocks on caucasians.
    Pennsylvania: Even our Amish will fight you.
    Rhode Island: No seriously, we're a state.
    South Carolina: Still accepting confederate dollars.
    South Dakota: ... At least we're not North Dakota...
    Tennessee: Where white-people music comes from.
    Texas: Everything is bigger... Even our morons.
    Utah: Multiple lonely wives.
    Vermont: Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
    Virginia: From center of civilization to hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
    Washington: Richer hippies than Oregon.
    West Virginia: Inbred love child of Virginia and DC.
    Wisconsin: It's too cold to be sober.
    Wyoming: We don't have any gay cowboys, alright?!... Okay maybe a few gay cowboys.
    (my state is Pennsylvania, and it's dead-on.)

  15. xlonglivex xlonglivex
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    May 22, 2013 1:59pm UTC
    I'm raising money for pediatric cancer patients to recieve life-changing, nourishing, healing, integrative therapies!
    http://www.firstgiving.com/fundraiser/MaggieBornstein/training-wheels-2013

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
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    April 25, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    CNN Reporter: *During manhunt in MA* I'm here in Watertown, Massachusetts. As you can see, the streets are empty. It looks like a bomb went off.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Well, it tends to look that way.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: When two bombs go off.

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
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    April 16, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    I imagine bombings in places far away, not places I live 20 minutes from.
    I was almost there. I know people who went. That's the scariest thing, that it was so close to home. Please, keep Boston in your thoughts and prayers.

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