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mariahg99

Status: Hi Wittians!!!

Member Since: 1 Feb 2012 02:57pm

Last Seen: 26 Jul 2014 12:28am

Birthday: May 17

Location: District 12, Panem

Gender: F

user id: 269737

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  1. mariahg99 mariahg99
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 9:29pm EDT
    Don't you hate it when someone pretends to be your friend just to get information for another friend that you arent friends with anymore? I know this barely makes sense, but its happening to me and its horrible

  2. mariahg99 mariahg99
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 4:46pm EDT
    my brother: what are teeth made of?
    me: teeth

  3. mariahg99 mariahg99
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 9:18am EDT
    All you have to do is say 4 words and I'm yours
    "Hi I'm Josh Hutcherson"

  4. mariahg99 mariahg99
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 2:04am EDT
    *in school last week*
    me: how many people are coming for international day?
    friend 1: you mean from our country group?
    me: yeah who from our group is coming?
    friend 2: derf
    friend 1: what?
    me: i see what you did there
    friend 2: you do?
    friend 1: i dont get it
    friend 2: its the # from icarly
    me: between 5 and 6
    friend 1: oh my gosh how did i not remember this?!?!

  5. mariahg99 mariahg99
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 9:19pm EDT
    having an extra snapback hanging from you belt loop because wearing one isn't enough

  6. mariahg99 mariahg99
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 11:50pm EDT
    me: *has pencil
    in side pocket of backpack at school*
    friend1: why do you have a pencil on the side of your backpack?
    me: because i'm too lazy to open my backpack when i need a pencil
    friend2: you should move it
    me: why??
    friend2: because it could detriorate over time
    me: yeah, because my plastic pencil is gonna deteriorate
    friend2: i donno some part of it could
    me: is part of it paper or something?
    friend2: it could be. i dont know. is it?
    me:no
    friend2: good
    friend1: what is wrong with you? why am i friends with you people?
    me: because we're just that amazing
    friend1: oh i see. that must be why

  7. mariahg99 mariahg99
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 4:21pm EST
    What is a better nickname for my name, Mariah. It's between Mari and Riah. I know it's a random question, but please comment which one you like better.

  8. mariahg99 mariahg99
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 8:59pm EST
    Let's play a game!
    I will comment on this quote saying the first line of a song,
    Then somebody will comment the next line,
    And so on.
    Let's try to finish a whole song, then somebody new will start a new one.
    Ready?

  9. mariahg99 mariahg99
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 7:03pm EST
    hey wittians. my frined has been in love with this guy for 2 years. he doesn't like her back, he is a total jerk to her, and he ignores her all the time. she asked me to help her come up with ways of getting over him. i thought of a few but i cant think of any more. any ideas?

  10. mariahg99 mariahg99
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 12:37am EST
    Ever since I was a young boy, I played the silver ball.
    From Soho down to Brighton, I must have played them all.
    But I ain't seen nothing like him in any amusement hall.
    That deaf, dumb, and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.

  11. mariahg99 mariahg99
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 12:22am EST
    Is it wierd that i have faved 22263 quotes? I see other peoples profiles and most people have 1000 or 2000. I just enjoy alot of quotes and i think that even one fave can make a person's day. That's why i fave so many quotes. But thrn again i only have 53 quotes so oh well

  12. mariahg99 mariahg99
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 1:55am EST
    Two days until the new year!! So excited

  13. mariahg99 mariahg99
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 11:44pm EST
    New Witty!!!

  14. mariahg99 mariahg99
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 5:15pm EST
    Everyone Out there!
    Please wear blue tommorow to represent the little kids that died in the shooting in Conneticut
    please fave and repost to get the word out there

  15. mariahg99 mariahg99
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 1:25am EST
    i just watched the last iCarly. i usually dont cry during tv shows or movies but with this one i did. not beause it was sad. it was sad but that wasnt why i was crying. watching that last episode i remembered all the years i had watched it. it came out 5 or 6 years ago. Carly Freddy and Sam are 19 now. it made me realize that my childhood is basically over. all the shows i watched as a kid ended iCarly was the last one and now that its over i hav no other shows to watch on those channels (disney and nick) i hate to think that all those years they worked together and now its all over. i will always remember them as Carly Sam and Freddy. when i see them on a different show or movie i wont think oh theres miranda/jenette/nathan i will always know them as their names on iCarly. i will never forget iCarly.

  16. mariahg99 mariahg99
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 12:39am EST
    Happy Llama
    Sad Llama
    Mentally Disturbed Llama
    Super Llama
    Drama Llama
    Big Fat Mamma Llama

  17. mariahg99 mariahg99
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 12:37am EST
    what day is 1D going to on Ellen? i forgot can someone please tell me

  18. mariahg99 mariahg99
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 4:28pm EST
    My Grandma and her friend talking
    Grandma's friend: *looking through a magazine sees something about Kate Middleton*
    Grandma's friend: Is Kate pregnant?
    Grandma: i dont know she didn't call me to tell me

  19. mariahg99 mariahg99
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 8:24pm EST
    today at school we had a substitue for algebra.
    her name was Ms. Malik.
    when we walked inside she wrote her name on the board. as we all read it all of the directioners (including me) started fangirling. Ms. Malik i love your name! :)

  20. mariahg99 mariahg99
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 5:02pm EDT
    throwing 2 different colored grapes in a bowl and claiming you made fruit-salad XD thats me

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