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  1. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2016 7:23pm UTC
    do you ever just.. need to get away?
    I hate being here so much now. I hate
    the people that are here. I can barely
    tolerate my shady, disloyal family.

  2. Winter_Rose Winter_Rose
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2015 12:07pm UTC
    Cut my wrists and black my eyes

  3. I'm a Niall Girl* I'm a Niall Girl*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2014 10:20am UTC
    Of the children born, only half survived infancy.

  4. I'm a Niall Girl* I'm a Niall Girl*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2014 10:19am UTC
    The life expectancy for ancient Greek women was 36 and the average for males in 45.

  5. I'm a Niall Girl* I'm a Niall Girl*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2014 10:18am UTC
    In 2006, the spending rose to nearly $142 billion.

  6. I'm a Niall Girl* I'm a Niall Girl*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2014 10:17am UTC
    In 1970, Americans spent about $6 billion on fast food.

  7. I'm a Niall Girl* I'm a Niall Girl*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2014 10:15am UTC
    Cincinnati, Ohio is named after a great figure of Rome.

  8. CandiFloss CandiFloss
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 2:24pm UTC
    My mom is thinking bout moving to Ohio next summer. Its nice there b..... I'm gonna miss my relatives. And I doubt that we're gonna ever visit them. I'm gonna really mids eveone and everything in Philly.

  9. facebook_fails facebook_fails
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 1:34pm UTC
    Matthew
    Guess what haters, 24 astronauts were born in Ohio. Suck it guys, mybe Ohio's actually a GOOD state
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    Greg What is is about your state that makes people want to leave Earth
    26 minutes ago · Like

  10. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    50 state stereotypes:
    Alabama: Our state bird is the NASCAR.
    Alaska: I can see seasonal depression from here.
    Arizona: Keeping indians in and mexicans out.
    Arkansas: Great scenery and brilliant people.. haha I'm sorry, we got Walmart?
    California: Gay, mexican, boob-job, computer hippies who really want to direct.
    Colorado: Snow!.. I mean cocaine, but we're also known for skiing.
    Connecticut: Great schools... because there's nothing else to do.
    Delaware: Come, we got low incorporation fees.. No, seriously, please come.
    Florida: The more north you go, the more south it gets.
    Georgia: Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it though...
    Hawaii: If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
    Idaho: Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite. Go we're cool.
    Illinois: Look! A non-corrupt politician for once.. so far.
    Indiana: You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
    Iowa: 56,000 square miles of dull.
    Kansas: White breds making wheat bread.
    Kentucky: Farming from the furure, text books from 1925.
    Louisiana: Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
    Maine: A wicked lotta moose aye?
    Maryland: Have Jeevs bring the lobster boat around.
    Massachusetts: Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
    Michigan: Cereal makers, serial killers.
    Minnesota: Too nice not to elect a douchey governer.
    Mississippi: I'm gonna need a bigger bible belt.
    Missouri: Number one! In.. meth.
    Montana: Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
    Nebraska: Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
    Nevada: No laws no problem.. Cept all the murders...
    New Hampshire: Half hippie, half french, all upper-class.
    New Jersey: Guidos. Turnpikes. Leeching off New York.
    New Mexico: Like regular Mexico, but with more UFO's.
    New York: World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
    North Carolina: First in flight, and lung cancer.
    North Dakota: Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
    Ohio: People care about us at election time.
    Oklahoma: 10 days tornado free!
    Oregon: Dreadlocks on caucasians.
    Pennsylvania: Even our Amish will fight you.
    Rhode Island: No seriously, we're a state.
    South Carolina: Still accepting confederate dollars.
    South Dakota: ... At least we're not North Dakota...
    Tennessee: Where white-people music comes from.
    Texas: Everything is bigger... Even our morons.
    Utah: Multiple lonely wives.
    Vermont: Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
    Virginia: From center of civilization to hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
    Washington: Richer hippies than Oregon.
    West Virginia: Inbred love child of Virginia and DC.
    Wisconsin: It's too cold to be sober.
    Wyoming: We don't have any gay cowboys, alright?!... Okay maybe a few gay cowboys.
    (my state is Pennsylvania, and it's dead-on.)

  11. Waterbug123 Waterbug123
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 1:39pm UTC
    Did you know..
    In Cleveland, Ohio is it illegal to catch a mouse without a hunters licence.

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