States Quotes

ElmosWhoree*
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June 26, 2015 11:31am UTC

GAY MARRIAGE IS NOW ALLOWED IN ALL 50 STATES . WAY TO GO UNITED STATES.

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I'm a Niall Girl*
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September 26, 2014 10:34am UTC

*****
Hawaii has lost more species and has more endangered species than any other state in the United States.
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Format by Sandrasaurus

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ElmosWhoree*
posted a quote
January 14, 2014 10:08pm UTC

If these sheets were the states, and you were miles away,
I'd fold them end over end to bring you closer to me.
Because I don't sleep at all without you pressed up against me.
I settle for long distance calls, I'm lost in empty pillow talk again.

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LettingSecretsGo
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September 11, 2013 6:01pm UTC

September 11th
Remember the hours after September 11th when we came together as one to answer the attack against our homeland. We drew strength when our firefighters ran upstairs and risked their lives so that others might live; when rescuers rushed into smoke and fire at the Pentagon; when the men and women of Flight 93 sacrificed themselves to save our nation’s Capitol; when flags were hanging from front porches all across America, and strangers became friends. It was the worst day we have ever seen, but it brought out the best in all of us.

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GO2HELL
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 7:13pm UTC

Lets bring all of witty,
Together!
Now i am not a creeper AT ALL and i hope people that read this
aren't eathier!
Lets bring people who live with
no friends but the ones online,
Together with people that live
SO close!!
Now Once again this is just to
bring people together not
creeping on people,
YOU CAN TRUST ME!
IF YOU WANNA FIND OUT WHO LIVES NEAR YOU,
Add your STATE in the
comments... then see who lives
near you!
❤Imagine the future!❤

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永久*
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 8:16am UTC

Happy July the Fourth :)

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 7:28pm UTC

Which U.S. state has the
smallest soft drinks? Minisoda.

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capsized*
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 2:25am UTC

Which state has the smallest drinks?
Minisoda

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 1:42am UTC

So earlier there was this
top quote about different
pronouciations to certain
words and it reminded me
of these cool maps that
my sister sent me based
on pronounciations based on
where you live (if you're in the US.)
I thought it was pretty cool,
and actually completely relevent
to that quote.
http://www.businessinsider.com/22-maps-that-show-the-deepest-linguistic-conflicts-in-america-2013-6#the-pronunciation-of-caramel-starts-disregarding-vowels-once-you-go-west-of-the-ohio-river-1
(they're accurate too,
well they matched me anyway.
except the one map with "y'all",
I say y'all all the time and I'm
from PA.. Also say "yuns" but
that wasn't a choice I guess..)

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 6:47pm UTC

50 state stereotypes:
Alabama: Our state bird is the NASCAR.
Alaska: I can see seasonal depression from here.
Arizona: Keeping indians in and mexicans out.
Arkansas: Great scenery and brilliant people.. haha I'm sorry, we got Walmart?
California: Gay, mexican, boob-job, computer hippies who really want to direct.
Colorado: Snow!.. I mean cocaine, but we're also known for skiing.
Connecticut: Great schools... because there's nothing else to do.
Delaware: Come, we got low incorporation fees.. No, seriously, please come.
Florida: The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Georgia: Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it though...
Hawaii: If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Idaho: Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite. Go we're cool.
Illinois: Look! A non-corrupt politician for once.. so far.
Indiana: You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
Iowa: 56,000 square miles of dull.
Kansas: White breds making wheat bread.
Kentucky: Farming from the furure, text books from 1925.
Louisiana: Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
Maine: A wicked lotta moose aye?
Maryland: Have Jeevs bring the lobster boat around.
Massachusetts: Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Michigan: Cereal makers, serial killers.
Minnesota: Too nice not to elect a douchey governer.
Mississippi: I'm gonna need a bigger bible belt.
Missouri: Number one! In.. meth.
Montana: Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
Nebraska: Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Nevada: No laws no problem.. Cept all the murders...
New Hampshire: Half hippie, half french, all upper-class.
New Jersey: Guidos. Turnpikes. Leeching off New York.
New Mexico: Like regular Mexico, but with more UFO's.
New York: World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
North Carolina: First in flight, and lung cancer.
North Dakota: Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Ohio: People care about us at election time.
Oklahoma: 10 days tornado free!
Oregon: Dreadlocks on caucasians.
Pennsylvania: Even our Amish will fight you.
Rhode Island: No seriously, we're a state.
South Carolina: Still accepting confederate dollars.
South Dakota: ... At least we're not North Dakota...
Tennessee: Where white-people music comes from.
Texas: Everything is bigger... Even our morons.
Utah: Multiple lonely wives.
Vermont: Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Virginia: From center of civilization to hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Washington: Richer hippies than Oregon.
West Virginia: Inbred love child of Virginia and DC.
Wisconsin: It's too cold to be sober.
Wyoming: We don't have any gay cowboys, alright?!... Okay maybe a few gay cowboys.
(my state is Pennsylvania, and it's dead-on.)

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StandForTheSilent
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May 31, 2013 9:45pm UTC

Stay safe, Oklahoma!

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Shanaynor
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 11:24am UTC

What did Delaware?
I think it was a New Jersey.
Idaho but Alaska.

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ourlastsummer
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March 24, 2013 7:07pm UTC

You came. We saw. Your swans pooped on our stage. You left. Now stay out, Skippers, THIS IS OUR HOUSE!

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1mrsseguin9
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 12:18am UTC

One universe, eight planets, seven continents, more than a hundred countries, fifty states, more than six billion people, and I met you❤
nmq

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Music Is My Freedom*
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 12:33am UTC

That moment when you realize Will Smith and Taylor Swift are from the same state

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Firelight
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 9:33pm UTC

And isn't it weird that Barack Obama,
Commander-in-Chief of the United States military,
did not say a single word about the death of CHRIS KYLE,
who served four tours in Iraq and was killed at point blank range
at a shooting range in Texas by a man with
Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome;
but had the flags lowered to half-mast
when Whitney Houston
overdosed on drugs?

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byewitty*
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 10:07pm UTC

Anybody else in the United States kind of laugh,
when someone from England (or another country) will ask, "What is a state?"

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