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  1. mkhlawyers mkhlawyers
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2017 3:24pm UTC
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  2. Virginia Doran* Virginia Doran*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2014 1:53am UTC
    "Angels Among Us"
    I was walking home from school, on a cold winter day Took a shortcut through the woods, and I lost my way It was getting late, and I was scared and alone But then a kind old man, took my hand, and led me home Mama couldn't see him, oh but he was standing there And I knew in my heart, he was the answer to my prayers
    Oh I believe there are, angels among us Sent down to us, from somewhere up above They come to you and me, in our darkest hours To show us how to live, to teach us how to give To guide us with the light of love
    When life held troubled times, and had me down on my knees There's always been someone, to come along, and comfort me A kind word from a stranger, to lend a helping hand A phone call from a friend, just to say, I understand But ain't it kind of funny, at the dark end of the road That someone lights the way, with just a single ray of hope
    Oh I believe there are, angels among us Sent down to us, from somewhere up above They come to you and me, in our darkest hours To show us how to live, to teach us how to give To guide us with the light of love
    They wear so many faces, show up in the strangest places To grace us with their mercy, in our time of need
    Oh I believe there are, angels among us Sent down to us, from somewhere up above They come to you and me, in our darkest hours To show us how to live, to teach us how to give To guide us with the light of love To guide us with a light of love

  3. chickenwing chickenwing
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2014 7:23pm UTC
    State of Grace: The SequelChapter 7: Part 2            “Stay away from him,” muttered Luke. The darkness of the night, plus the brim of Luke’s hat, cast a deep shadow on his face. His arms were crossed and he was breathing heavy.            “Excuse me? Stay away from him? I didn’t date him!” she whispered vehemently. It took Luke three strides to get right in front of her. She could see the rage flashing in his eyes. His face was a cold mask.            “You think that I would…that Ashley…that I could do…what?” he managed to get out without strangling his words too much. He stepped back and put his hands up in surprise. She was about to get in his face when a hand on her shoulder stopped her. She turned and saw her dad’s kind, old face. He had a warning in his eyes.            “Sarah’s wondering where Mommy is, and there’s nothing Mom-mom or Pop can do for her” he said, talking quietly into Grace’s ear, “Relax, go get your girl. I’ll handle Luke.” She kissed her dad on the cheek and hurried to find her daughter.            Sarah was sitting in the kitchen with Grace’s mom. Sarah looked dead on her feet. She was insisting, however, that she could stay up later and wasn’t tired at all.            “Ready for bed, Sarah?” asked Grace. She could see the fight go out of her daughter. Just then, the kitchen door opened and May flew in. She raced to her friend’s side and whispered in her ear.            “I know they’re here, I just met them,” said Grace. May had whispered the news about the Moore family but Grace was way ahead of her. She picked up Sarah and went to head up the stairs.            “Whose here?” asked Grace’s mother. She looked curious and worried. May took Sarah from Grace’s arms and headed out of the kitchen. As the door swung closed, she called, “Fill her in and I’ll put Sarah May to bed.”            Grace began to fill in her mother with the gossip when her father came in the kitchen carrying Nick. Grace looked at the clock; it was 9:45, way too late for little kids.            “Let us put him to bed, okay?” said her dad. Grace nodded and headed back outside. 

  4. chickenwing chickenwing
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2014 7:21pm UTC
    State of Grace: The SequelChapter 7
    Grace had watched the truck
    pull up, letting the spunky red haired girl out. She had been focused on the
    exchange between the girl and her nephew and his friends. She was surprised
    when she heard her name being called and even more surprised when Luke stepped
    out in front of her and blocked her behind him. She peeked her head around and
    found herself staring at John Moore.
                He looked older but handsome all the same. He wore nice
    causal clothes and had filled out his frame since high school. He was holding
    his wife behind him the same way Grace was tucked behind Luke.
                “Grace Parker! Or Grace Taylor now…I saw the newspaper
    clippings when you two got married! Never would have guessed it! Luke Taylor
    and Grace Parker! This is quite a place you have here,” he said, his accent thicker
    than Grace remembered. Luke grinded his teeth and gave John a stiff nod.
                “Oh this is ridiculous, Luke, let me out. I’m not a
    child,” she whispered. Reluctantly, Luke lowered his arm to let her out. “John
    Moore? Well welcome back! I heard you moved back from Georgia, what the heck
    are you doing back?’
                “Business is booming and I missed my old town. Meet my
    wife, or re-meet her….” Said John, as his wife stepped out from behind him.
    Grace gasped; she couldn’t help it.
                “Ashley?” cried Luke, incredulous. He strode forward and
    pulled her into a hug.
                Ashley Smithson, the beautiful red-haired ex-girlfriend
    from Luke’s past. They had dated for most of junior year in high school and
    into the summer. After they broke up, Grace only knew she moved away after
    graduation. Grace couldn’t believe it. John and Ashley—married? If they were
    married, then was the spunky red head their daughter? Grace didn’t have to wait
    to find out; the girl was dragging Teddy right up to the crowd of adults.
                “Hi! Austin Moore, pleased to meet you,” she said. She
    smiled brightly at them all. She was gorgeous. No wonder Teddy looked thrilled
    that she hadn’t let go of his hand.
                “Wow you look like your mother,” murmured Luke. Grace
    rolled her eyes. He was down memory lane with Ashley Smithson.
                “Thank you, Mr. Taylor. Is that your kid?” she asked,
    pointing to Nick as he ran by the group.
                “Yes, he’s mine,” Luke said, proudly. He scooped Nick up
    as he ran by again. “Say ‘Hi’ to some friends of mine, okay, bud?”
                Nick smiled shyly, a first thought Grace, and said his
    hellos. As soon as Luke put him down, he was off running again.
                “I was just telling Teddy I knew all about him,” said
    Austin. She smiled brightly at him.
                “And I was wondering how…” Teddy finally spoke up. Annie
    got to her feet and joined the group.
                “Austin’s momma and Uncle Luke dated in high school,
    Teddy. They were classmates with Aunt Grace and Mr. Moore.”
     “In fact, Aunt Grace and Mr. Moore had a bit
    of fling too,” said Ryan, smirking. Luke’s smile vanished.
    “And
    here we are, Grace, back at a bonfire!” joked John. He smiled slightly, looking
    slightly scared by Luke’s face.
                “When did you two get together?” asked Ryan, as Austin
    and Teddy went to join the throng of teenagers that passed by.
                “To be honest, I was pregnant with Austin way before
    graduation. We moved to Georgia and got John a job at my daddy’s car
    dealership,” said Ashley. The rest of the group took this information in. Teddy
    was born the summer before senior year, so Austin must be a year behind him.
                “We sent Austin early; she’s a freshmen actually. She’s
    bright for her age,” said John. He looked uncomfortable.
                Then Annie, always the saving grace in Grace’s life,
    spoke up, “Want something to eat or drink? Come on, we’ve got plenty.” The
    Moore’s were whisked away to the refreshments, leaving Luke and Grace alone.

  5. rachlgirl rachlgirl
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 3:18pm UTC
    roll on highway, roll on along
    roll on daddy til ya get back home
    roll on family, roll on crew
    roll on momma like I asked you to do
    and roll on eighteen-wheeler, roll on

  6. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2013 12:40am UTC
    "Pennsylvania is the Alabama of the north."
    Well, that explains why the chances of
    banging your cousin is alarmingly high here.

  7. fefe123 fefe123
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 12:09pm UTC
    Sweet home Alabama
    Where the skies are so blue
    Sweet Home Alabama
    Lord, I'm coming home to you
    ~My Home Land<3~

  8. Rose :)* Rose :)*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 8:22am UTC
    Am i the only one that thinks Alabama and Scotland sound like two very cool places?

  9. Delusionalpieceofdust  * Delusionalpieceofdust *
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 11:49pm UTC
    The University of Alabama is my alma mater, and I won't even study there.

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 10:20pm UTC
    So, I have this friend, Eric, and he movied here from Alabama. He was in
    my math class and, for some reason, we were talking about how there's usually a game of Yankee Swap at a Christmas party. But I guess they call it "Dirty Santa" in Alabama and oh jeez I love the south.

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    What do you call a virgin in Alabama?
    A girl who can run faster than her brothers.

  12. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    50 state stereotypes:
    Alabama: Our state bird is the NASCAR.
    Alaska: I can see seasonal depression from here.
    Arizona: Keeping indians in and mexicans out.
    Arkansas: Great scenery and brilliant people.. haha I'm sorry, we got Walmart?
    California: Gay, mexican, boob-job, computer hippies who really want to direct.
    Colorado: Snow!.. I mean cocaine, but we're also known for skiing.
    Connecticut: Great schools... because there's nothing else to do.
    Delaware: Come, we got low incorporation fees.. No, seriously, please come.
    Florida: The more north you go, the more south it gets.
    Georgia: Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it though...
    Hawaii: If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
    Idaho: Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite. Go we're cool.
    Illinois: Look! A non-corrupt politician for once.. so far.
    Indiana: You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
    Iowa: 56,000 square miles of dull.
    Kansas: White breds making wheat bread.
    Kentucky: Farming from the furure, text books from 1925.
    Louisiana: Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
    Maine: A wicked lotta moose aye?
    Maryland: Have Jeevs bring the lobster boat around.
    Massachusetts: Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
    Michigan: Cereal makers, serial killers.
    Minnesota: Too nice not to elect a douchey governer.
    Mississippi: I'm gonna need a bigger bible belt.
    Missouri: Number one! In.. meth.
    Montana: Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
    Nebraska: Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
    Nevada: No laws no problem.. Cept all the murders...
    New Hampshire: Half hippie, half french, all upper-class.
    New Jersey: Guidos. Turnpikes. Leeching off New York.
    New Mexico: Like regular Mexico, but with more UFO's.
    New York: World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
    North Carolina: First in flight, and lung cancer.
    North Dakota: Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
    Ohio: People care about us at election time.
    Oklahoma: 10 days tornado free!
    Oregon: Dreadlocks on caucasians.
    Pennsylvania: Even our Amish will fight you.
    Rhode Island: No seriously, we're a state.
    South Carolina: Still accepting confederate dollars.
    South Dakota: ... At least we're not North Dakota...
    Tennessee: Where white-people music comes from.
    Texas: Everything is bigger... Even our morons.
    Utah: Multiple lonely wives.
    Vermont: Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
    Virginia: From center of civilization to hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
    Washington: Richer hippies than Oregon.
    West Virginia: Inbred love child of Virginia and DC.
    Wisconsin: It's too cold to be sober.
    Wyoming: We don't have any gay cowboys, alright?!... Okay maybe a few gay cowboys.
    (my state is Pennsylvania, and it's dead-on.)

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