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A girl who can run faster than her brothers.
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What do you call a virgin in Alabama? A girl who can run faster

93 faves · 12 comments · Jun 26, 2013 7:23pm

Hale_Storm18

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Hale_Storm18


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funny · redneck · alabama · itoldthistomyfriendfromalabama · hewasnotamused

mollifers123 · 1 decade ago
Hahaha...hey wait a minute i'm from Alabama ! >.<
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uncle si* · 1 decade ago
Oh My God. I Literally Just Died.
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dancingpurplebunny · 1 decade ago
I'm going to hell for laughing at this
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alisonDB21 · 1 decade ago
I'm from Alabama. I hate you Hale. Jk, I love you, I find this amusing.
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Rajsonkar · 1 decade ago
Hai ? I didn't get it
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WhoThatGirl · 1 decade ago
There are a lot of stories of people in the southern United States that are spread around that have to do ith family members having with each other. Alabama is in the south. I AM NOT SAYING THIS IS TRUE AT ALL.
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Rajsonkar · 1 decade ago
i dont believe it .... must be a fake story
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lithium* · 1 decade ago
I'm offensive and i find this from alabama!!1!
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MissOpportunist · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHA!!
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WhoThatGirl · 1 decade ago
Do you mean "I'm from Alabama and I find this offensive" ?
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lithium* · 1 decade ago
no :) that was the joke.. never mind :)
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Christopher Robin* · 1 decade ago
Oh my god. This is really funny.
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