I was clipping my toe nails when I realized I had a really long hair on one of my toes. I measured it. 1 CENTIMETER. 10 MILLIMETERS. DO YOU REALIZE HOW DISGUSTINGLY LONG THAT IS???? I just shaved two days ago. I'm disgusted with myself.
Going through my boyfriend's iPod Shinedown 3 Doors Down Three Days Grace Big Time Rush Evanescence Three Days Grace Big Time Rush Halestorm My Chemical Romance Big Time Rush Big Time Rush Big Time Rush Big Time Rush Big Time Rush Big Time Rush Big Time Rush Big Time Rush Big Time Rush Big Time Rush Katy Perry Big Time Rush wtf
*on the phone with my boyfriend* him: oh a shooting star!! me: make a wish! him: I did me: what'd you wish for? him: what I always wish for me: and what's that? him: I can't tell you or it might not come true *a little while later* him: ok I changed my wish so I can tell you what my original wish was me: what did you wish for? him: I wished that me and you will stay together forever
Me: *asleep on my bed* Mom: *yells my name from the kitchen* Me: *wakes up* Me: WHAT?!? Mom: help me cook supper Me: I'm kind of asleep Mom: not anymore Me: I'm too tired to cook Mom: well if you're too tired to cook then you're too tired to eat Me: Mom: Me: Mom: Me: I'm coming
*me after I hadn't bathed in a few days* mom: you need to go take a bath. I can smell your hair from here me: I don't want to mom: well you need to me: but I'm tired..... mom: I'm tired too...tired of smelling your hair -.-
Don't look at my boyfriend. Dont touch him. Don't add him on Facebook. Don't like all of his pictures. Dont Message him. Dont text him. Don't chill with him. Dont try to be his best friend. Don't compliment him. Dont hug him. Don't "Winky Face" him. Dont write on his wall. Dont rate him. Don't smile at him. Don't worry about HIM, he's MINE. I'll cut you b/tch. nmq