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911: Hello what's your emergency
Me: [SOBBING AND HEAVY BREATHING]
Me: FINNICK ODAIR
Me: PERCY JACKSON
Me: LEO VALDEZ
Me: JASON GRACE
Me: PEETA MELLARK
Me: FICTIONAL *SOB* CHARACTERS






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911: Hello what's your emergency Me: [SOBBING AND HEAVY BREATHING]

154 faves · 58 comments · Jul 21, 2013 4:08pm

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Ethanol


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Amenah · 1 decade ago
...omfg this iS our life.
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maddilovesstar · 1 decade ago
*cries* AUGUSTUS WATERS
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whereismymind · 1 decade ago
Why'd he have to die????!!!!!!
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Tori-bird * · 1 decade ago
*cries* Rory Williams!!!
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GO2HELL · 1 decade ago
*sobs* i don't know any of them!! *drowns in tears*
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JustaShyGirl · 1 decade ago
Grover! Cedric!
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Comical · 1 decade ago
JACE WAYLAND
*sobs*
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no* · 1 decade ago
YESS
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Comical · 1 decade ago
SOMEBODY IS IN THIS FANDOM!? OH MY GOD BLESS YOU
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no* · 1 decade ago
NO BLESS YOU
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Comical · 1 decade ago
FAN GIRL WITH ME I NEED U
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no* · 1 decade ago
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Comical · 1 decade ago
YES OMG THE MOVIE SOON AUGUST WHAAT!!
Jamie has grown on me after watching all the interviews and stuff, but i looooooveeeee Robbie Sheehan as Simon! omggg<3333
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no* · 1 decade ago
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Comical · 1 decade ago
I'm literally sooooo excited but none of my friends like reading so ommggg who do i go with? ill see it by myself if i have to yolo
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lemon.cake* · 1 decade ago
PERCY JACKSON!!!
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Ethanol · 1 decade ago
my ultimate reason for tears
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Zoë* · 1 decade ago
I feel you. And don't forget the minor characters. One of my #1 fangirl problems is obsessing over minor characters. Such as Oliver Wood in Harry Potter.
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wanderer* · 1 decade ago
Four!! (Tobias)
Divergent fandom <3
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Ethanol · 1 decade ago
i love divergent omg
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wanderer* · 1 decade ago
Hahaha me toooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago
ermahgerd if anyone wants to talk about divergent talk to meee haha xD
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wanderer* · 1 decade ago
I LOVE DIVERGENT
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Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago
ME TOO OMG I AM OBSESSED I CANT WAIT FOR ALLEGIANT IM IN THE MIDDLE OF INSURGENT TODAY WE'RE SUPPOSED TO WEAR BLACK IN HONOR OF 3 MONTHS TILL ALLEGIANT ERMAHGERD
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wanderer* · 1 decade ago
AHAAA ME TOOOO. I'M TO FREAKING EXCITED FOR ALL OF IT . I THINK THE MOVIE IS COMING OUT IN MARCH :D
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Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago
MARCH 21ST!!!!!!!! BUT THEO JAMES IS A TERRIBLE CHOICE FOR FOUR!!!! max irons isnt bad but there is someone better i just have to find him...
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wanderer* · 1 decade ago
THEO JAMES?! I've lost faith in humanity.
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Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago
THANK YOU he doesnt have dark blue eyes, hes 28 and pretty darn ugly... im litterally gonna cry. the cast is terrible, except shailene and zoe, the rest are horrible... the are all in their 30's IN THE BOOK THEY ARE 16 LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK
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wanderer* · 1 decade ago
Ugh. SERIOUSLY THIS IS JUST TERRIBLE. HE'S TO OLD.
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Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago
to old, to ugly and even colder than four, if thats even possible ahha :)
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wanderer* · 1 decade ago
Haha yeah Four is a bit bipolar about... Well everything.I mean really, if you're gonna make the actor be old, at least have him look young. Seriously. Like Shelden Cooper :)
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Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago
haha lol yea!! four is bipolar lol... peter is such a dick, and i have mixed feelings about al... i hate cara and molly,uriah is cool though and so is marlene :) lol xD
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wanderer* · 1 decade ago
Uriah rocks like omg!!!! I had a hard time trying to figure out Al.

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Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago
yeah! robert, caleb and susan are cool too... lynn is, um, idk lol. i wonder if tris' mom is really gone...
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wanderer* · 1 decade ago
Yeah omg. How far into insurgent are you I don't wanna spoil :)?
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Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago
um just about after the eavesdropping with kang and max lol. i cant read as fast as i want to, i literally want to burn through the book! divergent was 600 pages and i readi it in like 3 days lol xD
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wanderer* · 1 decade ago
Haha lol I know that feeling! The ending of that one shocked me just you wait. I was like o.O
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Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago
OMG ICANT WAIT!!!!!!!!!! i think max irons is a good choice for four tho... lol what do you think? :)
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wanderer* · 1 decade ago
Yes. Max irons is perfect.at least he's not like 50! xD
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Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago
lol yeah hahah he is 27 but he looks 19, 20 and has dark blue eyes haha so yeah :)
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wanderer* · 1 decade ago
Yup! Perfection!!!! I'm just too excited!!! :D
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Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago
me too!! did you hear uriah isnt gonna be in the movie?!?!?
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wanderer* · 1 decade ago
WHAT?! No.No
No. No.
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Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago
ikr!!!! i was like ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME
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wanderer* · 1 decade ago
THEY HAVE TO INCLUDE HIM!!!!!!
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Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago
IK ITS NOT THE SAME WITHOU URIAH!!!! WHO'S GONNA CALL HER FOR ZIP LINIG?!?!! WHO'S GONNA *SPOILER ALERT FOR SOMEONE WHO HASNT READ THE BOOK* KISS MARLENE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!?!??!??!?!?!?!??!?! WITHOUT URIAH THERE IS NO ZEKE AND NO SHAUNA FINDING OUT HES *COUGH*!!!!!! ARGHGHGHHG
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wanderer* · 1 decade ago
THE ZIP LINE OMG. THEY CAN NOT SKIP THAT ONE THAT ONE IS LIKE OMG. THIS IS A DISGRACE. I THINK WE'D DO A BETTER JOB DIRECTING AND WRITING THE SCRIPTS UGH
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Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago
EXACTLY! EXCEPT THAT IT WOULD BE LIKE 15 HOURS LONG BUT IT WOULD BE 15 HOURS OF EPICNESS and we;d choose better actors!!!!!!!!!
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Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago
AUGUSTUS WATERS
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Ethanol · 1 decade ago
YESYESYESYESYES
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Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago
TOBIAS EATON
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kelly* · 1 decade ago
i feel you my fellow swagger
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pluto* · 1 decade ago
FINNNICK! I LOVED HIM OMFG
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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves* · 1 decade ago
I WAS DEVASTATED!!!
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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi · 1 decade ago
HARRY POTTER AND RON WEASLEY i mean what I'm not gay.....
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Ethanol · 1 decade ago
how can i forget and draco malfoy omg
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Rainbow185 · 1 decade ago
HARRY POTTER FTW!
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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi · 1 decade ago
[whispers teenage voldemort]
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