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Zoë*

Status: "Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light." - Albus Dumbledore

Member Since: 9 Jan 2013 07:35am

Last Seen: 16 Oct 2014 10:08am

Location: The Chamber of Secrets

Gender: F

user id: 345684

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MARVEL
Enough said.

 

  1. Zoë* Zoë*
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2014 7:23pm EDT
    Boy: What are you thinking about?
    Me: You
    Me: Always
    Me: Sometimes naked
    Me: Sometimes not
    Me: Depends

  2. Zoë* Zoë*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2014 4:41pm EST
    Twilight fans: Hey look it's Edward in Harry Potter.
    Harry Potter fans: What is Cedric doing in Twilight?

  3. Zoë* Zoë*
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2014 4:56pm EST
    have you ever...? bold the ones you've done
    - graduated high school
    - smoked a cigarette
    - gotten so drunk you passed out
    - rode every ride at an amusement park
    - collected something really stupid
    - gone to a rock concert
    - helped someone
    - gone fishing
    - watched four movies in one night
    - gone long periods of time without sleep
    - snorted cocaine
    - failed a class
    - smoked weed
    - dealt drugs
    - been in a car accident
    - been in a tornado
    - done hard drugs
    - watched someone die
    - been to a funeral
    - burned yourself
    - ran a marathon
    - cried yourself to sleep
    - spent $200+ dollars in one day
    - flown on an aeroplane
    - cheated on someone
    - been cheated on
    - written a ten page letter
    - gone skiing
    - been sailing
    - cut yourself by accident
    - cut yourself on purpose
    - had a best friend
    - lost a loved one
    - shoplifted something
    - been to jail
    - skipped school
    - skipped a class
    - had detention
    - gotten in trouble for something you didn't do
    - stolen books from the library
    - gone to a foreign country
    - dropped out of school
    - been in a mental hospital
    - watched the harry potter movies (every single day)
    - had an online diary
    - fired a gun
    - had a yard sale
    - had a lemonade sale
    - actually made money at the lemonade sale
    - been in a school play
    - been fired from a job
    - taken a lie detector test
    - swam with dolphins
    - gone to sea world
    - voted for someone on a reality tv show
    - written poetry
    - read more than 20 books in a year
    - gone to europe
    - loved someone you can't have
    - used a coloring book over age twelve
    - had surgery
    - had stitches
    - taken a taxi
    - seen the washington monument
    - had more than five online conversations going at once
    - overdosed
    - had a drug or alcohol problem
    - been in a fist fight
    - suffered any form of abuse
    - gone surfing in california
    - had a hamster
    - pet a wild animal
    - used a credit card
    - did spirit day at your school
    - dyed your hair
    - got a tattoo
    - had something pierced
    - got straight a's
    - been on the honor roll
    - known someone with hiv or aids
    - drank alcohol
    - cried when someone died
    - felt someone up/got felt up
    - kissed someone
    - went farther than kissing someone
    - been in love
    - been heartbroken
    - missed your ex

  4. Zoë* Zoë*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 11:07am EST
    Pain is reading 43 chapters of a fanfiction at one go
    only to find out the author abandoned the story

  5. Zoë* Zoë*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 2:55am EST
    Becoming a cold hearted bi.tch wasn't really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

  6. Zoë* Zoë*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 4:30pm EST
    Happy Christmas
    26 Days Till Christmas
    abcdefghijklmnopqrstuv

  7. Zoë* Zoë*
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 8:29am EST
    abcdefghijklmnopqrstuv
    Happy Christmas
    27 Days Til Christmas
    abcdefghijklmnopqrstuv

  8. Zoë* Zoë*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 5:58am EST
    Happy Christmas
    28 Days Till Christmas
    abcefghijlmnopqrtuv

  9. Zoë* Zoë*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 8:56am EST
    Happy Christmas
    1 Month Till Christmas
    abcdefghijklmnopqrstuv

  10. Zoë* Zoë*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 7:13pm EDT
    Pun Of The Day...
    Mike Wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

  11. Zoë* Zoë*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 9:21am EDT
    Prayers for everyone affected by 9/11
    RIP </3

  12. Zoë* Zoë*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 5:53pm EDT
    Daily Routine:
    1. Open Fridge. Nothing to eat.
    2. Open pantry. Nothing to eat.
    3. Lower standards and repeat.

  13. Zoë* Zoë*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 7:34pm EDT
    I look up my symptoms on the internet
    diagnose myself with the worst possible things, and I'm convinced I'm dying

  14. Zoë* Zoë*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 7:27pm EDT
    IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME AT MY WORST
    well i don't blame you neither can i lol

  15. Zoë* Zoë*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 6:58pm EDT
    Does anyone else ever get
    those sudden urges to clean out and reorganize your entire room at 3 am?

  16. Zoë* Zoë*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 6:55pm EDT
    I secretly like getting assigned
    partners in school because it takes away that awkward 'I have no friends so I'm going to be alone' factor.

  17. Zoë* Zoë*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 6:52pm EDT
    Strangers mistake my kindness for flirting
    while my crush mistakes my flirting for kindness. I can never win.

  18. Zoë* Zoë*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 6:49pm EDT
    Running like a gorilla up the stairs
    because it's easier that way.

  19. Zoë* Zoë*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 6:46pm EDT
    This summer has been no where
    near how I imagined it

  20. Zoë* Zoë*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 6:43pm EDT
    Yelling 'Pika' before you sneeze

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