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Member Since: 28 Mar 2013 02:49pm

Last Seen: 12 Nov 2013 08:46pm

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This is going to be where I post my funny quotes.

My new account is:
nimbus

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  1. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    Whenever in health class we have a sub and we usually have to read 2 articles and write 2 pragraphs about each summary and I really hate doing that because it's so boring and I sit next to my crush in that class and i'd rather just be talking to him.
    So since I can speak 4 more languages (almost fluent) and Iots of different sign languages, I usually say I can't speak English and so does my crush (Michael, I usually tell him how to say stuff.) and we can both 'speak' sign language so we usually just sign each other stuff. so ya being bilingual is rllllllllllly helpful. *u*

  2. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 8:34pm UTC
    What does the fox say?
    "Aw Man!"

  3. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 3:56pm UTC
    (Kim Kardashain & Kourtney Kardashain on a talk show)
    Host:
    He [Kris Humphries, Kim's ex husband] wants an annulment,
    is that right? Why would he want that?
    Kim:
    He's sueing me for an annulment based on the fact that I 'frauded him into marrying me for publicity.'
    Kourtney:
    But, I think if she was gonna do it for publicity, she'd pick someone that people actually knew.

  4. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 8:57pm UTC
    V-I-C-K-Y
    The smell of her pu.ssy makes all of the homies cry, ewwwww
    Hey Vicky, your co.ochi smells so icky
    just the smell of your vagi.na makes me oh so sicky
    Hey Vicky, could please explain, how the scent of your
    pu.ssy causes me so much pain?

  5. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    So today was my first day of 8th grade, and everyone grew over the summer, but I didn't (I stopped growing last year)
    and I was walking in the hallway and one kid bumped into me and said 'Oh, I didn't see you there!' and another kid (he was a new kid in my grade) and he asked me if I was supposed to be in the elementary school next door.

  6. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 9:32am UTC
    imagine during miley's vma performance, danny worsnop runs in, pushes miley out of the way and screams "YOU STUPID F.UC.KING WH.O.RE",

  7. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 9:24am UTC
    what do you call a threesome between 3 girls
    named chloe, amy, and lydia?
    chlamydia

  8. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 11:48am UTC
    My worst fear is running into one of my internet friends
    when i'm with my mom and having to explain to her why me and that person are flipping out and being excited.

  9. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 9:06am UTC
    if you think all Australian’s live on a beach in the middle of a desert with koalas in the house and drinking goon and riding kangaroos and emus and saying g’day all day long then you are 100% correct

  10. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 9:59am UTC
    Plot Twist:
    A person from tumblr steals a quote from witty.

  11. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 9:55am UTC
    *therapist voice*
    hello officer, it seems you're arresting me,
    so why do you think youre doing that.

  12. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 6:46pm UTC
    Miley Cryrus

  13. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 6:43pm UTC
    Atleast Robby Ray still has Jackson.

  14. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 10:40am UTC
    On the internet: It was a quite fascinating night my friends and I had!
    Everywhere else: Ma, whadda we doin lata.

  15. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 11:24am UTC
    If you're ever worried about what people think of you, remember they probably don't think of you at all.

  16. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 11:20am UTC
    Lets hang out in person and talk about the things that we saw online.

  17. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 11:17am UTC
    I just saw someone by themselves not looking at a phone.
    Hope they're ok.

  18. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 12:21pm UTC
    The common white girl:
    1. At the age of 13, she makes her first tumblr. She becomes a 'quality tumblr girl.' She only drinks starbucks, eats at mall restaurants and only shops at pacsun, delias and urban outfitters.
    2. At the age of 14, she begs her parents for a canon camera for she can be 'tumblr' famous.
    3. At the age of 15, she gets the canon camera. she takes pictures of her starbucks, food, iphone 5, mac laptop, and clothes.
    4. 3 months later, she switches over to a vertical/personal blog because being 'quality' is boring and mainsream.

  19. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 10:57am UTC
    My 6 year old little brother and I were having a conversation:
    Me: Zach what's this? (points to arm)
    Zach: An arm.
    Me: Zach what's this? (points to stomach)
    Zach: BOOBIES.
    (i guess he thought i was pointing to my boobs)

  20. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 10:13am UTC
    A guy walks in to a bar.
    Everyday.
    He's an alcholic.
    His wife leaves him.
    The End

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