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  1. Maisie* Maisie*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2014 12:25pm UTC
    Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle xD

  2. EllieLasnier EllieLasnier
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2014 10:40am UTC
    Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
    Because I can see myself in your pants.

  3. Celeste* Celeste*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 10:18pm UTC
    You can be my It Girl , you're my biggest hit girl <3

  4. αγάπη* αγάπη*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 12:57pm UTC
    We'll forever be in love so there ain't no need to rush ♥

  5. ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ* ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 10:03pm UTC
    First Jason left GoRadio and they broke up.
    Then Jesse left Sleeping With Sirens.
    My favourite bands are trying to shatter me.

  6. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 3:04pm UTC
    Listen To Me Sing

  7. jjdubbs jjdubbs
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    Yes, we're over...
    but that doesn't mean
    that i don't love you.
    Format by Urbanlayoutsxoxo

  8. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    911: Hello what's your emergency

  9. Igaf Igaf
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    "Every tears has its own reason
    and every smile has its own season."

  10. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 12:14pm UTC
    Telling someone why you love them is like explaining what water tastes like

  11. foreverisalie foreverisalie
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    If time was moving backwards
    the smoke would turn to trees; ice would melt from water
    and rivers run from seas.
    The fall would follow winter; summer would turn to spring
    and you'd be back with me.

  12. yuki yuki
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 10:09pm UTC
    Sage’s Nightmare
    “WAKE UP!! WAKE UP ALREADY SAGE!” yelled my mom.
    “I’m up!” I replied. Today’s my birthday. I’m turning 13. I know it’s a big deal, but it’s just another ordinary day to survive and sleep. It’s summer time so I’m really psyched for whatever my parents are going to get me.
    “Sage, you and your father will go on a mini camping trip. I know this isn’t what you expected, but your dad will buy you something when you arrive. You will LOVE it!” my mom said.
    “Okay” I’m not much of a morning person. Heck, I’m a night owl. I know I shouldn’t have stayed up that late, but I couldn’t help it! Anyway, I went upstairs to pack for the mini trip.
    Let’s see, three tops, three skinny jeans, two sweaters, and two pairs of shoes. I packed it all into a black suitcase with little skulls and bows. I picked up my suitcase and placed it in my dad’s trunk.
    I hope my dad will get me a bunny or a dog. I’ve always wanted a pet. Anyway, I grabbed my purple iPod and jumped into the black minivan.
    “Ready?” my dad asked.
    “Ready as I’ll ever be,” I stated in a fake excited tone. Apparently he thought I was being honest so he started smiling to himself as he started the car. We started driving straight then took a few turns.
    “Dad, where are we going?” I asked curiously.
    “You’ll see soon.” He replied mysteriously.
    I need your critism, comments, and advice. I promise, it'll be better once i get more information in there. Hope you enjoyed it :)

  13. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 9:59pm UTC
    Taken as of 4/27/13 <3
    So when I was on my cruise, I met new friends... even cute boys. I liked about two to three of them. Then I told my friends I liked one. So the next day, I was with my friends in the teen zone place and he was in there so one friend comes up and whispers to me, "we are leaving you two alone." and after they left, they were timing us. So 46 seconds after they left, I came out of the teen zone with a boyfriend named Jason. <3
    Love you Jason (even though you will probably never read this )

  14. Boodah1435 Boodah1435
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    And then after while we’ll sneak away from the bonfire.
    Walk by the moonlight and down to the riverside.
    Gotcha sippin' on some moonshine.
    Baby if you're in the mood you can settle for a one night rodeo,
    You can be my tan-legged Juliet,
    I’ll be your Redneck Romeo.
    -"My Kinda Party" by Jason Aldean

  15. SillyJellyFish SillyJellyFish
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 3:27am UTC
    Cos Even The Stars
    They Burn
    Some even Fall~
    To earth,
    We've got a lot to Learn,
    Still Looking Up,
    Stll looking up
    ~Jason Mraz♥

  16. dani_booXD dani_booXD
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    everyman dies, but not every man lives

  17. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 10:59pm UTC
    Jason: "I need a book that tells me all the words NOT to say while arguing with a girl."
    Me: "I have one here!" *hands the dictionary.
    I swear, I made my mom pee her pants.

  18. Allison_19 Allison_19
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 10:57pm UTC
    Lucky I'm in love with my best friend
    Lucky to have been where I have been<3.

  19. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 10:35am UTC
    Nina: Sky, you're Catholic.
    Me: Yeah, totally.
    Jason: "Wait...I thought you were white...?"
    These are the friends you get to make you feel smarter.

  20. moshturbation* moshturbation*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 12:59am UTC
    Pretty Little Liars <3


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