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vanilla_shortcake

Status: i will wait for you :D

Member Since: 2 Feb 2013 05:24pm

Last Seen: 1 Jan 2014 07:17am

Birthday: March 17

Location: united kingdom

Gender: F

user id: 348834

330 Quotes
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  1. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 1:31pm UTC
    if your thighs touch your one step closer to
    being a mermaid, so who's the real winner here?

  2. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 1:27pm UTC
    I have two moods
    sleep is for the weak
    sleeping for a week

  3. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 1:22pm UTC
    LATELY I'VE BEEN, I'VE
    BEEN LOSING SLEEP DREAMING ABOUT THE THINGS WE COULD BE.

  4. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 1:20pm UTC
    Never let your
    memories be greater than your dreams. ♥
    format credit to nameyou3468

  5. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 1:08pm UTC
    Revenge can be bitter sweet,
    but if you sit back and watch...
    karma can be pure entertainment.

  6. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 7:21am UTC
    Happy Halloween!
    Everyone x
    Format Credit: LettingSecretsGo

  7. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 7:06am UTC
    Mr
    Follow
    @Nav_shyboy
    My girlfriend found lipstick in my pocket, I told her straight up I was cheating, there was no way I was going to confess I sell AVON.

  8. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 8:58am UTC
    formats by: ThatsSoMeee
    It's hard.
    when you find
    out you are that one person that your friends
    really don't want around.

  9. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 8:55am UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you are sitting in class thinking innapropriate thoughts but stop because
    you know someone can
    hear your thoughts.
    ©bunnylover43

  10. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 8:49am UTC
    There are at-least
    one hundred random people with photos of you standing
    somewhere in the background. awkward or what?

  11. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 8:43am UTC
    and then satan said:
    "let there be hot people who don't like you back."

  12. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 6:28am UTC
    FUN PRANK:
    REPLACE SUGAR IN RESTAURANTS WITH
    COCAINE!
    FORMAT BY GABIKK

  13. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 6:22am UTC
    why do i still
    HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL?
    i THOUGHT SLAVERY WAS ABOLISHED

  14. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 6:08am UTC
    At 10 o clock at night
    An ice cream truck came down our street

  15. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 6:01am UTC
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    10 year olds have iPhones my parents wont even buy me mcdonalds.
    .
    .
    format by the_An0nym0usXD
    .
    .

  16. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 4:59am UTC
    Answers the phone
    *walks fifty laps around the house while talking*

  17. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 4:54am UTC
    me: let's start this homework...
    *four hours later*
    me: let's start this homework..

  18. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 3:16pm UTC
    I N S T E A D O F K I L L I N G Y O U R S E L F
    wait until
    a year or 2 from now
    where you say,
    "Wow,
    I can't believe I was going to kill myself before I
    went skinny dipping,
    tried out for a game show,
    rode a camel drunk,
    skydived alone,
    learned to waltz with clumsy old people,
    photographed electric jelly fish,
    built a sail boat from trash,
    taught someone how to read,
    fell in love,
    etc, etc, etc.."
    The red washing
    down the drain
    can't change the colour of the sea
    at all.

  19. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    The most effective way to torture young people is to make them watch old people use a computer.

  20. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    You can only fit so many words in a post card
    only so many in a phone call only so many into space
    before you forget that words are sometimes used for things other than filling emptiness

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