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TheCovertComic
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December 10, 2022 3:41am UTC

There are worse places to have a monkey than on your back.

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TheCovertComic
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October 22, 2022 2:48am UTC

If, by 'about,' you mean 'in a circle around,' then yes, we're doing something about the problem.

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TheCovertComic
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November 6, 2021 3:38am UTC

Some people get a monkey off their back in order to make room for an elephant.

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TheCovertComic
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February 13, 2021 5:22am UTC

To me, 'problem' is just another word for opportunity. Plus, 'problem' is easier to say.

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TheCovertComic
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April 25, 2020 11:56am UTC

There's no pancreas for the world's problems.
... What? It's 'panacea?'
That too.

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TheCovertComic
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February 14, 2020 8:09pm UTC

Gazing up at the stars at night, I realize how small and insignificant my problems aren't. – Galactic Emperor Palpatine

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TheCovertComic
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September 20, 2019 9:33pm UTC

I'm no longer flirting with disaster – disaster and I are now formally engaged.

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TheCovertComic
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August 9, 2019 11:34pm UTC

Never run away from a problem. If confronted by a problem, wave your arms and yell loudly. If this doesn't succeed in scaring off the problem, immediately go limp and play dead.

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TheCovertComic
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April 29, 2018 12:29pm UTC

She told me she would fix all my problems. Sure enough, my problems are now good as new.

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Anujsomany
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December 17, 2017 8:09am UTC

"A female is usually good as a daughter but rarely good as a wife." - Anuj Somany

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Anujsomany
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May 18, 2017 10:48pm UTC

"It has always been viewed that as wife includes more her mother’s advice into her family matters, it increases more feuds with her husband and she becomes more rude towards own children only."
~Anuj Somany

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TheCovertComic
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April 1, 2017 2:08am UTC

Room for improvement? I've got a whole mansion.

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Anujsomany
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September 27, 2016 9:23am UTC

“He who thinks by not talking to his wife or girlfriend can make her realize and apologize for her mistakes only, is in a fool’s paradise.”
~Anuj Somany

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Anujsomany
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September 8, 2016 12:24am UTC

"People interfere in a person’s internal family matters not with an intention to resolve the feud, but mere with a selfish interest of showing own importance as a judge. Only foolish individual invites those devilish minds as mediators in own private home dispute."
~Anuj Somany

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Anujsomany
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August 31, 2016 12:44am UTC

"Perhaps the only way for a husband to know the true mind graph of his wife is to make her laugh wildly or annoy her deeply enough; else she can hide many SECRETS from him all throughout her life."
~Anuj Somany

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TheCovertComic
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August 27, 2016 9:44am UTC

A problem well stated is a problem half-solved. But a problem badly stated may be a problem solved completely.

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Anujsomany
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August 24, 2016 1:06am UTC

"A woman is never so honest in words to her man as when she is made by him the angriest person."
~Anuj Somany

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Anujsomany
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August 18, 2016 1:16am UTC

"The day the women start accepting their mistakes first ;
Take A Bet, a lot of businesses of men who bank on the marital problems of others will start going bust."
~Anuj Somany

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seafoam*
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July 15, 2016 10:39pm UTC

“
My life happens to, on occasion, suck beyond the telling of it. Sometimes more than I can handle. And it’s not just mine. Every single person down there is ignoring your pain because they’re too busy with their own. The beautiful ones. The popular ones. The guys that pick on you. Everyone. If you could hear what they were feeling. The loneliness. The confusion. It looks quiet down there. It’s not. It’s deafening.
—Joss Whedon
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macdaddy118
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April 19, 2016 3:42am UTC

The problem with "I love you" is it begs for
a response. It needs to be reflected.
The problem with "I love you" is it sometimes
is a question, "do you love me?"
The problem with "I love you" is it's sometimes used as a weapon. Aimed at a body, an idea, or a heart.
The problem with "I love you" is no one ever sites their sources. Everyone is too scared to ask what it means. They think they should just know.
The problem with "I love you" is sometimes it becomes too heavy to carry all the time, so we set it down. We say we will come back. We forget where we left it.
The problem with "I love you" is we say it most when we are very young and very old. Sometimes "I love you" feels like a chain. Meant
to bind us up and keep us close.
The problem with "I love you" is I'm told it loses power the more people I say it to, and loses power the
more times I say it.
The problem with "I love you" is I want to say it all the time, but how do I say you don't have to say it back? What if you won't say it back?
Or say it and don't mean it?
The problem with "I love you" is I'm
not sure what it means.
Quote by Jamil Bolling

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