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kristabff

Status: everyone is so cute i love humans

Member Since: 19 Dec 2012 04:04pm

Last Seen: 24 Jan 2014 06:08pm

Birthday: August 30

Location: America or something idk who cares when you live on the internet right

Gender: F

user id: 342595

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the cold never bothered me anyway.
when i ask you how you are, you can say how you really feel. i care.

   
 

  1. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    It's my 1 Year Witty Anniversary.
    December 19th, 2012, I created this account. It was originally for my friend, but she posted one quote and got like 200 favorites and never used it and so I took it (I know totally not selfish haha). Anyway, I have made SO MANY wonderful friends from here! Some of you guys are SO CUTE and FUN and make me sooo happy?? And oh my gosh guys.. I can't even believe I have 727 followers and i've only written 334 quotes?? How is that even possible???? You guys make me feel so good, like I can't believe that many of you actually like my humor?? And now one of my quotes is on the SECOND PAGE OF TOP THIS YEAR??? No no no. You have NO IDEA how thankful I am for EVERYTHING- every little comment, favorite, follow- anything, it makes me so happy. This website has bettered my life in so many ways. I will never regret joining this website ever. You guys rock <3
    ..right well this quote is kinda lame but really I just want to let you know that without this website I don't even know what my life would be? Thank you so much for creating this website Steve (:
    -Love, Krista
    PS- If you're sad or happy or any mood you should watch this because it is the funniest music video ever omfg: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxAEXO1lxpA&list=PLeZeBhRUMydMg2NzgPnMpXTw0BbXZsf-E

  2. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 7:54pm UTC
    MY MOM JUST CAME IN
    MY ROOM LIKE 5 SECONDS AGO AND SHE SAYS, "Honey, don't go in the basement. It's flooding with poop."
    uMMM ?????????????

  3. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    "EPIC FAIL!!"
    I exclaim! I have just gotten my paper on the epic, The Odyssey, back from my english teacher. I failed it. A 54%. My overall grade in the class has dropped down to an 82%. My parents must never find out about this failure.

  4. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    On Friday in math class
    we were learning about like SAS and AAS and SSS and stuff like that and my teacher was like, "Now remember kids, there is NO A-S-S!" and this kid behind me was like, "Whoever didn't invent A-S-S was an áss" and lmao

  5. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 1:29pm UTC
    Me: hey do you mind doing me a favorite

  6. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    Today in science
    we got a worksheet and the title of it was "The Bare Essentials of Polarity" and it was about atoms and stuff but it was put into a comic with polar bears and so I crossed out "Bare" and put "Bear" and I showed my science teacher and he did not laugh at all

  7. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 2:50pm UTC
    Apples are so useful??
    Look what you can do with an apple:
    -shoot people you dislike with the juice just by biting into it and blinding them
    -eat it when you're hungry ((very satisfying for your tummy))
    -if you want to play soccer but you don't have a soccer ball you can just place the apple on the ground and kick it from there
    -can shed the apple's skin and make adorable outfits
    -can poison the apple and feed it to people who think they are a damn princess and are better than you
    -can chuck them at people for fun
    -idk
    -apple devices are fun to use for apps and internet
    -OH MY GOD WHAT IF THEY CALL THEM 'APPS' BECAUSE IT'S A SHORTENED VERSION OF 'APPLES'

  8. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 12:22pm UTC
    Me if I were in Divergent: they call me 51,227 because I have only 51,227 fears

  9. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 12:19pm UTC
    It's going down
    I'm yelling "tumblr!"
    You better move
    You better reblog

  10. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 12:17pm UTC
    Me looking at cute boys: help i'm falling and i can't get up

  11. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 5:15pm UTC
    It's Halloween time again.
    I guess you could say that's deja boo.

  12. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    I swear if no one dresses
    as Regina George from Mean Girls for Halloween and goes 'boo you w.h.o.re' i will

  13. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 6:10pm UTC
    Does anyone else see
    certain times every day?? Like I see 9:11, 12:34, and 12:54 nearly every day?? What the heck

  14. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    Me: takes out popsicle
    Popsicle: looks reddish/orangish through white wrapper so you can't tell if it's red or orange
    Me: please dont be orange please dont be orange please please
    Popsicle: is orange

  15. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    I may not know what
    the fox says but i know what my follow button says it says "push me, and then just touch me, until i get my satisfaction" you heard that follow button you do what it says
    please

  16. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you're doing your homework and suddenly your pencil turns into a computer mouse and you've already reblogged 10 photos from Tumblr and liked your best friends cover photo on Facebook and updated your status on Twitter and before you know it half and hour has gone by and you still need to complete your homework..
    I still don't know where my pencil is though.

  17. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 1:56pm UTC
    Me: hops on that D
    Me: quickly hops off because i forgot that the Hollywood sign is actually really high off the ground

  18. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 1:52pm UTC
    If you play pokemon i will be pik 'n' at chu
    because who still plays pokemon anymore

  19. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 2:00pm UTC
    I HAVE 666 FOLLOWERS
    GUYS THIS IS SO COINCIDENTAL BECAUSE I MADE A QUOTE ABOUT ME BEING SATAN YESTERDAY AND NOW I HAVE 666 FOLLOWERS IM FREAKING OUT
    THIS IS RAD AS HECKKKK
    or shall i say, rad as hell

  20. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 10:20pm UTC
    Haha, so how did you
    like my little pun in my last quote there? It was quote stupundous, wasn't it?

:)

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