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whereismymind

1. whereismymind
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   June 24, 2014 5:36pm UTC
   Does anyone else remember that episode of iCarly when the Dingo Channel kept stealing their iCarlys material and how Dingo Channel sounds like Disney Channel, and Spencer said that the the only thing on the Dingo Channel was bad jokes and acting and I'm just like, that totaly describes Disney Channel now
   
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2. whereismymind
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   June 19, 2014 6:58pm UTC
   Do we realize that "cleaning" is just moving stuff to less noticeable places?
   
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3. whereismymind
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   June 12, 2014 7:23pm UTC
   And in the end we are all just humans drunk on the idea that love, only love, can heal our brokenness.
   
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4. whereismymind
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   June 9, 2014 1:53pm UTC
   Everyone tells you to be yourself but what if who you are isn't who you want to be?
   
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5. whereismymind
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   June 3, 2014 8:57pm UTC
   am I the only one who cringes everytime I see The Fault in Our Stars movie trailer because I know that it is gonna be like every book adapted into a movie; awful and dissapointing?
   
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6. whereismymind
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   May 11, 2014 10:16am UTC
   "what's your relationship status?""well, a little bit more unlucky than the squirrel from Ice Age."
   
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7. whereismymind
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   May 10, 2014 6:20pm UTC
   I always accidentally throw something away and realize that I need it later, like cooking instructions and my life
   
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8. whereismymind
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   May 1, 2014 11:10pm UTC
   why is it the best stuff happens when Im unprepared?me: has on sweat pants, a oversized hoodie, hair is in some weird twist concoction on top of my headparents: lets go meet our friends super hot son that is your ageme: hair is perfect, in super cute outfitparents: you cant go anywhere today! We have to clean then reclean the whole house
   
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9. whereismymind
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   May 1, 2014 10:23pm UTC
   I miss the old witty!
   I miss funny quotes and jokes.
   I miss tons of really good stories.
   I miss the family enviroment.
   Now almost every quote is about how depressed someone is or how the boy they like dosent like them back. I understand that life is hard for people but this is witty profiles. The quotes are supposed to be funny not depresseing.
   -rant over
   
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10. whereismymind
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    April 28, 2014 5:36pm UTC
    I want to live somewhere cute and quiet with lots of flowers and good wifi
    
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11. whereismymind
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    April 25, 2014 4:56pm UTC
    fact: no matter how many times you say "okay" your parents will not stop talking
    
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12. whereismymind
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    April 24, 2014 5:32pm UTC
    Boys: Why are girls so obsessed with being skinny?Boys: ewh fat chicks
    
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13. whereismymind
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    April 23, 2014 7:51pm UTC
    friends: eats 7 pieces of pizza, fries, cookies, a piece of cake, and a large sodafriend;gains no weightme: breathsme: gains 5 pounds
    
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14. whereismymind
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    April 23, 2014 5:44pm UTC
    everyone: are you okayeveryone: you look tiredeveryone: you look upseteveryone: you look confusedeveryone: are you sick?me: ITS MY FACE
    
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15. whereismymind
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    April 22, 2014 6:37pm UTC
    the internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family. They seem like nice people.
    
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16. whereismymind
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    April 8, 2014 5:30pm UTC
    Teacher:"can you please explain to me why you came to class late?
    me: someone told me to go to hell
    me: I coudn't find it at first
    me: but now Im here
    
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17. whereismymind
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    April 7, 2014 8:45pm UTC
    10 things that lasted longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage: 1. Her s/x tape 2. The NBA lockdown 3. Planning her wedding 4. The pause that Dora the Explorer does when she asks us a question 5. Justin Bieber's chest hair 6. Licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop 7. The 2011 east coast earthquake 8. An Iphone battery 9. Michael Jordan's baseball career 10. Minute rice
    
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18. whereismymind
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    April 7, 2014 8:39pm UTC
    you know you hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
    
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19. whereismymind
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    January 3, 2014 12:31pm UTC
    Chocolate dosen't ask silly questions Chocolate understands
    
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20. whereismymind
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    January 1, 2014 3:17pm UTC
    2008: I was so stupid last year2009: I was so stupid last year2010: I was so stupid last year2011: I was so stupid last year2012: I was so stupid last year2013: I was so stupid last yearto be continued
    
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