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whereismymind

Status: Annoyed and fustrated

Member Since: 30 Dec 2012 11:53pm

Last Seen: 28 Sep 2014 08:10pm

Location: Narnia

Gender: F

user id: 344157

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My favorite book is The fault in our stars. My favorite authors are John Green, Rick Riordan(Percy Jackson series), and Suzanne Collins(the hunger games series). My biggest dream is to travel the world
  1. whereismymind whereismymind
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    June 24, 2014 5:36pm EDT
    Does anyone else remember that episode of iCarly when the Dingo Channel kept stealing their iCarlys material and how Dingo Channel sounds like Disney Channel, and Spencer said that the the only thing on the Dingo Channel was bad jokes and acting and I'm just like, that totaly describes Disney Channel now

  2. whereismymind whereismymind
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    June 19, 2014 6:58pm EDT
    Do we realize that "cleaning" is just moving stuff to less noticeable places?

  3. whereismymind whereismymind
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    June 12, 2014 7:23pm EDT
    And in the end we are all just humans drunk on the idea that love, only love, can heal our brokenness.

  4. whereismymind whereismymind
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    June 9, 2014 1:53pm EDT
    Everyone tells you to be yourself but what if who you are isn't who you want to be?

  5. whereismymind whereismymind
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    June 3, 2014 8:57pm EDT
    am I the only one who cringes everytime I see The Fault in Our Stars movie trailer because I know that it is gonna be like every book adapted into a movie; awful and dissapointing?

  6. whereismymind whereismymind
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    May 11, 2014 10:16am EDT
    "what's your relationship status?""well, a little bit more unlucky than the squirrel from Ice Age."

  7. whereismymind whereismymind
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    May 10, 2014 6:20pm EDT
    I always accidentally throw something away and realize that I need it later, like cooking instructions and my life

  8. whereismymind whereismymind
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    May 1, 2014 11:10pm EDT
    why is it the best stuff happens when Im unprepared?me: has on sweat pants, a oversized hoodie, hair is in some weird twist concoction on top of my headparents: lets go meet our friends super hot son that is your ageme: hair is perfect, in super cute outfitparents: you cant go anywhere today! We have to clean then reclean the whole house

  9. whereismymind whereismymind
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    May 1, 2014 10:23pm EDT
    I miss the old witty!
    I miss funny quotes and jokes.
    I miss tons of really good stories.
    I miss the family enviroment.
    Now almost every quote is about how depressed someone is or how the boy they like dosent like them back. I understand that life is hard for people but this is witty profiles. The quotes are supposed to be funny not depresseing.
    -rant over

  10. whereismymind whereismymind
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    April 28, 2014 5:36pm EDT
    I want to live somewhere cute and quiet with lots of flowers and good wifi

  11. whereismymind whereismymind
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    April 25, 2014 4:56pm EDT
    fact: no matter how many times you say "okay" your parents will not stop talking

  12. whereismymind whereismymind
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    April 24, 2014 5:32pm EDT
    Boys: Why are girls so obsessed with being skinny?Boys: ewh fat chicks

  13. whereismymind whereismymind
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    April 23, 2014 7:51pm EDT
    friends: eats 7 pieces of pizza, fries, cookies, a piece of cake, and a large sodafriend;gains no weightme: breathsme: gains 5 pounds

  14. whereismymind whereismymind
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    April 23, 2014 5:44pm EDT
    everyone: are you okayeveryone: you look tiredeveryone: you look upseteveryone: you look confusedeveryone: are you sick?me: ITS MY FACE

  15. whereismymind whereismymind
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    April 22, 2014 6:37pm EDT
    the internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family. They seem like nice people.

  16. whereismymind whereismymind
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    April 8, 2014 5:30pm EDT
    Teacher:"can you please explain to me why you came to class late?
    me: someone told me to go to hell
    me: I coudn't find it at first
    me: but now Im here

  17. whereismymind whereismymind
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    April 7, 2014 8:45pm EDT
    10 things that lasted longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage: 1. Her s/x tape 2. The NBA lockdown 3. Planning her wedding 4. The pause that Dora the Explorer does when she asks us a question 5. Justin Bieber's chest hair 6. Licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop 7. The 2011 east coast earthquake 8. An Iphone battery 9. Michael Jordan's baseball career 10. Minute rice

  18. whereismymind whereismymind
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    April 7, 2014 8:39pm EDT
    you know you hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers

  19. whereismymind whereismymind
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    January 3, 2014 12:31pm EST
    Chocolate dosen't ask silly questions Chocolate understands

  20. whereismymind whereismymind
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    January 1, 2014 3:17pm EST
    2008: I was so stupid last year2009: I was so stupid last year2010: I was so stupid last year2011: I was so stupid last year2012: I was so stupid last year2013: I was so stupid last yearto be continued

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