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whereismymind
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January 1, 2014 4:13am UTC

before you assume that you may have depression or low self-esteem, first check to see if you are not, in fact, just surrounded by as sholes.

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whereismymind
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December 31, 2013 2:50pm UTC

you know you hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers

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whereismymind
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December 31, 2013 2:35pm UTC

2014 Please be good to me

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whereismymind
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December 3, 2013 9:39pm UTC

Hey Wittians! Im totaly stuck right now. Im trying to find some more good books to read but I cant really figure out what. My favorite book is The Fault In Our Stars by John Green. I really like books with strong female leads so if anyone can recommend some books that would be great. Thanks!

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whereismymind
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October 22, 2013 1:53am UTC

i dont own ugg boats because they are too exspensive...... glad i go that off my chest.

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whereismymind
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September 19, 2013 8:05pm UTC

Today my five year old cousin got suspended from kindergarten for 5 days for punching a kid in the face. Why did he punch someone in the face? He called an African American girl ugly because of her skin color. When the teacher asked why he punched him he said, "No girl is ugly. They're all pretty like Cinderella"!

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whereismymind
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September 19, 2013 7:37pm UTC

10 things that lasted longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage:
1. Her s/x tape
2. The NBA lockdown
3. Planning her wedding
4. The pause that Dora the Explorer does when she asks us a question
5. Justin Bieber's chest hair
6. Licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop
7. The 2011 east coast earthquake
8. An Iphone battery
9. Michael Jordan's baseball career
10. Minute rice

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whereismymind
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August 28, 2013 10:18pm UTC

I love the new Miley! She's such a great role model to younger girls. Her dancing at
the VMA's was totally cool and appropriate
- no one ever

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whereismymind
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August 16, 2013 8:15pm UTC

I don't get why guys like girls with big butts. Butts are like 2 lumps of fat bellow your back that make sitting down comfortable, whats attractive about having big butts?

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whereismymind
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August 11, 2013 9:53pm UTC

as much as people on this website talk about how "accepting" and "loving" they are, I find it extremely annoying that when someone post a comment or quote disagreeing with homosexuality and gay marriage all h.ell breaks loose. Why is it okay for someone to have their opinion about anything else, but as soon as they say "I disagree with gay marriage" or "I think being gay is wrong" they get all kinds of crap? If someone was saying "I hate fa.ggots" or something than getting angry would be understandable, but why is it okay to disagree with everything else but as soon as you express your opinion, which is everyones human right, they are attacked by a bunch of rude, closed minded, hypocritical people, who refuse to see that its okay to disagree with something they may agree with? Theres nothing hateful about simply disagreeing with someones lifestyle. I don't find anything "accepting" and "loving" about saying really mean things to people who are just saying what they think.

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whereismymind
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August 5, 2013 1:47pm UTC

Why cant rappers rap about nice things like, "girl Im gonna rip your clothes off, then give them to the homeless"

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whereismymind
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August 3, 2013 4:25pm UTC

why is it ra.cism when a white person tells a black person to shutup, but when a black person tells a white person to shutup it's them just "speaking their mind"?
why is it sexism for a guy to call a girl stupid, but when a girl calls a guy stupid she's " just joking"?
we should all be treated equally. Gender or race shouldnt be an excuse for us being pr.icks to one another.

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whereismymind
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July 31, 2013 11:19am UTC

parents: you spend so much time on the computer. its like your addicted.
me: fine, can i go out?
parents: no

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whereismymind
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July 31, 2013 11:13am UTC

Unless life also hands you sugar and water with your lemons, your lemonade is going to suck.

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whereismymind
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July 31, 2013 11:10am UTC

When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos, I ask them "would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?"

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whereismymind
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July 31, 2013 11:03am UTC

Romeo and Juliet is not a love story. It's a 3-day relationship between a 13-year old, and a 17- year old, that caused 6 deaths.
sincerely, everyone who actually read it.

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whereismymind
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July 31, 2013 10:59am UTC

Im not trying to impress anyone but..... I just broke my personal record for number of days without dying.

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whereismymind
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July 31, 2013 10:53am UTC

Justin Bieber gets 10,000 faves for saying "thanks", so heres my attept
Thanks.

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whereismymind
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July 31, 2013 10:49am UTC

When a girl changes infront of a guy:
a) shes really interested in you
b) you're level 99 friend zoned
c) shes pretty sure you're gay

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whereismymind
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June 30, 2013 11:18pm UTC

Hello everyone! I really, really need advice. I just started a new school and im having a really tuff time making friends. Can someone please tell me how to make friends? Please?

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