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1. Comical
   posted a quote
   May 21, 2014 8:08pm UTC
   Comment your name and some personality traits and I'll try to match you with a character in a popular book :)
   
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2. Comical
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2013 2:31pm UTC
   THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS CITY OF BONES COMES OUT IN THEATERS TOMORROW
   oh my godd oh my GOD THE WAIT IS OVER
   oMG BECAUSE JACE AND CLARY AND
   simon.... holy fudge simon baby ily
   my inner fangirl
   
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3. Comical
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2013 9:49pm UTC
   Whose Line Is It Anyway being back on air makes everything OK
   
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4. Comical
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2013 9:27pm UTC
   I remember thinking I was extremely attractive in sixth grade.
   I also remember thinking to myself "why don't I have a boyfriend"
   I now realize why
   
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5. Comical
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   July 29, 2013 9:12pm UTC
   I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL OF MY BOOK BOYFRIENDS FOR BEING BETTER THAN ANY BOYFRIEND THAT I COULD IMAGINE
   HARRY POTTER (harry potter maybe idk)
   PERCY JACKSON (percy jackson)
   JACE WAYLAND (the mortal instruments)
   AUGUSTUS WATERS (the fault in our stars)
   PEETA MELLARK (the hunger games)
   RON WEASLEY (harry potter)
   FINNICK ODAIR (the hunger games)
   TOBIAS EATON (divergent)
   CEDRIC DIGGORY (harry potter)
   LEO VALDEZ (the heroes of olympus)
   SIMON LEWIS (the mortal instruments)
   KY MARKHAM (matched)
   ALEX SHEATHES (delirium)
   OLIVER WOOD (harry potter)
   CHARLIE (perks of being a wallflower)
   
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6. Comical
   posted a quote
   July 29, 2013 12:27am UTC
   Comment your name and some personality traits and
   I'll try to match you with a character in a popular book
   :)
   this will be deleted I'm just
   dreadfully bored
   
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7. Comical
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2013 2:29pm UTC
   ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––
   READING
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   HOW CAN PEOPLE NOT LIKE READING?
   WHO DOESN'T LIKE READING?
   ITS LIKE BEING TRANSPORTED INTO LIKE, ANOTHER WORLD OR SOMETHING?
   I MEAN REALLY!?!??!
   I MEAN- HOW CAN- IM JUST-.....
   READING??????????????????????
   
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8. Comical
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2013 2:05pm UTC
   Have you ever wished
   That you were born in a different generation?
   A simpler generation?
   When boys opened doors and pulled out chairs?
   And maybe, just maybe relationships were about more than the phsyical things?
   A simpler generation?
   If only.
   
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9. Comical
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2013 4:47pm UTC
   I HATE WHEN
   I call my dog over and he completely rejects me.
   Like, this is what I get for loving you?
   
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10. Comical
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    And No one knows
    that the books she
    reads are just ways
    to escape ♥
    
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11. Comical
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    The Mortal Instruments Series
    Does anyone else read it? Because I am honestly so obsessed with it, I can't even handle myself. I haven't been able to find anyone who shares my interest in it, and I just need to get all my feels about it out in the open
    
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12. Comical
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 6:57pm UTC
    i literally hate boys right now.
    
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13. Comical
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 6:38pm UTC
    The Monsters
    dont hide under your bed
    Sometimes they lurk
    inside your head
    The evils come out
    The truth is >>s p o k e n .
    Friendships are ended
    Hearts are broken
    Lies are told
    gossip is spread
    the ones that are bullied;
    end up dead.
    TEENAGE YEARS
    ormat credit: jayciecutie01
    
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14. Comical
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 6:35pm UTC
    On The Outside
    im smiling
    on the inside im crying
    trying to fake it
    when i feel like im dying
    Friends can't guess
    They probably wont >> a s k.
    They dont know whats hidden
    behind the mask
    Its okay,
    dont worry about me...
    Im just the one
    in constant misery
    DON'T YOU CARE?
    ormat credit: jayciecutie01
    
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15. Comical
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 6:26pm UTC
    She
    Is sitting in her bed. Wondering why in the hell
    she did that. Why in the hell she would let go
    of someone she loved so much. She's screaming
    in her pillow, hoping someone will hear her and
    ask what's wrong. She sits up and re-reads the
    text messages. Re-lives the magical moments.
    Wondering, Why the hell is she no longer with him.
    He
    Is sitting on the edge of his bed. wondering
    where in the hell he went wrong. Why would
    someone he loved so much, break his heart?
    He's ignoring his friends phonecalls, hoping
    he'll look at his phone and it will read her name.
    He re-lives the bad memories, trying to tell him
    self he's better than her. Trying to convince himself
    he's better off without her.
    Wondering, why the hell he is no longer with her.
    
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16. Comical
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 6:19pm UTC
    I really wish..
    That you didn't break my heart into a million peices
    so suddenly.
    That you still loved me as sweetly as you did in
    the beginning.
    That I wasn't left wishing for something
    impossible.
    If only.
    
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17. Comical
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 5:48pm UTC
    I am in need of some major advice.
    Ok, I have an awesome boyfriend. He pays attention to me, he loves me a lot, he's always there for me, the whole shabang. But I just don't have feelings for him anymore, you know? I'm just not sure if I should break up with him considering we have the same friend group... and agh, I don't know what to do. I'm ready to move on, but I just really want to be friends with him after. Has anybody ever been put in a similiar situation?
    
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18. Comical
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    Skinny girls are pretty too.
    Society is fu cking everyone up.
    
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19. Comical
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 12:49pm UTC
    I don't know when i lost my mind
    maybe it was every time, you said that
    "I miss you"
    
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20. Comical
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 2:48pm UTC
    I think...
    a lot of over weight girls are hypocrites. I'm naturally tall and skinny, I eat what I want, I don't starve myself, and I AM beautiful.
    So why are you allowed to love your 'curves' , but it's wrong for me to love my 'bones'? Why is it okay for you to call me 'anorexic' but its horrible for me to call you 'fat'?
    If you can tell me to 'gain weight' why can't I tell you to 'lose weight'?
    If you can feel beautiful for being big, I can feel beautiful for being small. Get over it.
    ♥
    Nmq, from tumblr.. i thought it was true
    
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