*clears throat* *Takes a deep breath* *changes to story-telling voice* OK. Our family friend has this daughter, she's around 12 or something like that. She's a model student, get's good grades, head of student council, etc. So, one day one of her classmates, a boy, comes up to her and calls her some not very nice name. She asks him, "Do you wanna repeat that?" So he does. She knocks him out. But that's not the end of it. The boy's girlfriend or whatever comes up to her and is all "OMG why'd you do that?" So, she asks, "Would you like me to knock you out too?" The girl, not believing that she would and what was waiting for her says, "Go ahead if you think you can." Naturally, BAM! She's on the floor. The parents then get a call from the headteacher who tells them. "Your daughter's behaviour today was appalling, and quite unusual to how she behaves normally. Today, she punched a boy, but that's not the problem [the parents were like what?] because she knocked out his friend too." They were called out to a meeting and all that, and the dad put up the you-shouldn't-have-done-that act. At home, he was like 'that's my girl' Yeah... Moral of the story? There isn't really one. Now the whole class knows that they should mess with the girl, even if she is a good student, it doesn't mean that she's afraid to do something bad.
Me : *gets tonsilitis* Cousin: Say 'I am your father' Me: Uhhh.... I am your father? Cousin: *bursts out laughing* Me: What? Yup, he made me sound like Darth Vader. How lovely and supportive my family is when I'm ill.