Witty Profiles
“Students, Graduates and Citizens; it is 10 am. I repeat it is 10 am. Every Citizen should be up and ready by 11 am. Again every Citizen is supposed to be out of their houses and at their jobs by 11 am. All graduates need to be at their classes or jobs by noon. Remember, if you are a graduate you need to be at your location by noon. As for the students, you need to be at your classes by 1 pm. Again, all students must be present in their classes by 1 pm; and anybody who refuses to obey my command will face the consequences. I am Chuck Norris, and you better get your behind out of bed.”
Yep, that’s what we heard
every single morning ever since we moved here. It wasn’t
very pleasant. But, how many people get the honor of having Chuck
Norris wake them up every morning? That’s right, only us
Wittians. I stretched my arms and glanced at the old clock
engraved into our wooden walls. It read 10:15; I had to be at my
class by noon since I was a graduate. My roommates Drii and Erin
Harford were Students meaning they didn’t have to be in
their classes till 1 pm. The difference between Students and
Graduates were that Graduates had authority and jobs; but
students didn’t. Everything seemed quite confusing at
first. But, it made perfect sense once we got used to it. People
who were aged from 12 to 15 were called the Students; Students
had to attend every single class in their Major and maintain
passing grades. Everyone who was sixteen and older, like me, was
automatically considered as a Graduate; Graduates attended
recreational classes and worked in their jobs. Everyone else was
called a Citizen; Citizens were in charge of the local court,
hospital, grocery store and shopping mall. They were random
adults who couldn’t cope with the real world. A lot of them
were brought from the mental institutions. No one understood them
there, but here they were important and loved; just like everyone
else.
"Hey guys this is Kate. This anouncement is for the girls in
my yoga class. Today we will be working on our legs. So every
single girl must where Yoga pants or shorts. No exceptions. Thank
You."
That was the Yoga instructor Kate Upton. That's right the
actual Kate Upton; or as I liked to call her 'the bichh
maker'. Inocent girls would go to her class and come out
looking like skimpy barbie dolls. Which was one of the three
reasons I dropped out of her class. The other one was because I
couldn't stretch anything but my eyes and the final reason
was that the back wall was transparent and that meant a nice view
for the boys. I remember complainging to Kate about that wall;
but Ms. Upton acted like she had no idea what I was talking
about. So, being the dork I am I dropped out of her class and
entered into the standardized gym course; which by the way was
ran by Dwayne Johnson. That's right the real Dwayne Johnson.
The guy who killed it at the WWE; he was my gym teacher. Speaking
of gym, I had to quickly put on my uniform. Gym was the first
class on my schedule. I giggled around trying to pull my shorts
up when my neighbors alarming voice caused me to fall flat on my
stomach.
"Chris!" She yelled
"What!" I yelled back
"My plant grew a jar full of Nuttella. You should come over
for breakfist." She yelled.
"I can't, my boats up front!" I yelled
"Oh, well don't worry I'll just pull out the
bridge." She yelled.
"Ok." I said as I managed to get up. That was Ava, my
crazy loveable neighbor. I'll have to admit having a next
door neighbor wasn't the easiest thing. She was loud, and
crazy. But, who cares I love her. Her roomates Colleen and Amber
were my best friends. It was really cool to live so close to
them. I lived in Pink River Town. Which meant all of the roads
were just pink lazy rivers which lead to the Lemonade factory. If
we wanted to get to another home or store; we had to ride our
boats. Some of the housees had inside bridges which could have
been pulled out by the push of a button. It was kind of like
having a garage. I walked out my back door and stared at the
metal bridge which was nearly connected to my house. As soon as
it was secure I walked to Ava's house.
"Morning girl!" She yelled.
"Ava please it's not even noon yet. Calm down." I
begged
"You know that's not a possibility." She
smiled.
"I'm here for the Nutella. Where is it?" I
asked
This is Chapter 1. I don't have everyone included
yet, but don't worry if you mentioned a name atleast. I will
def get to you at one point :) Please be patient with me and
thank you!
122 faves · 59 comments · Jul 18, 2013 4:51am
whereismymind
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1 decade ago
I would love a character named Lilli Sage, Lilli for short. If you don't like that you can use Kayla, which is my name. Please, please, please use one of the names in your story! The first chapter was great by the way!
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spence*
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1 decade ago
add me to the list
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Christina*
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1 decade ago
Ofcourse Spenc:)
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laura16
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1 decade ago
Awesome dear! :] x
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justme02
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1 decade ago
This is great. I cant wait to hear the next part of the story
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Tori-bird *
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1 decade ago
I already did this, but what the heck I'll add it again since I feel like mine my have gotten lost, and such (I added more too):
If you put me in there, which I doubt, I'd like to be put as Raven (but my name is Tori in real life). Im 17, I have brown hair, I love country music, food is my BFF, I have a really cute cat, hummus body type is average I suppose, when I want something I go after it (hence the reason I'm being annoying with posing probably) I'm in theatre, choir, I play volleyball, and am a huge nerd. I go to comic con, anime central (ACEN), know a crap ton on *Some* DC superheroes..... Uhmmmm my fave colour is purple, I want to be A teacher, I feel like this is speed dating, I'm obsessed with power rangers, and I have OCD. Oh! I love to read and it's hard to find my nose out of a book hahahaha.
Oh I'm also fluent in American Sign Language. Idk, I'm trying to give as much information as possible lol.
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likemillionares
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1 decade ago
I am SO EXCITEDDDDD THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT
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Breeze
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1 decade ago
Omg that's so cool!
Hahahahah it's going to be so hard to include everyone in the story but the pace seems alright so far!
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† *
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1 decade ago
hahaah YES! This was a great start! Notify me if you can. :)
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cookii_brookii
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1 decade ago
This is great :)
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Erinluvsyou
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1 decade ago
Ohh Gurl thanks for mentioning love you. And Drii is taking all my food. FATTY!:D And last night when you wanted me to stay until my parents got home even though my house is across the street, mean't a lot. I would've been at your house until 1am thats seriously when they came home. And I told my mom about the situation.
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pjthepunk
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1 decade ago
I love that nutella plant :p
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Bananaaah
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1 decade ago
Please Notify Me! :D
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theinvisiblegirl*
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1 decade ago
I love this. I'm hugging you over the internet.
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ArtFrenzy
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1 decade ago
Oh and notify me PLEASE!!!!
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paramoregirl3
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1 decade ago
Notify me when you do the next chapter, cant wait!! :D x
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Night_stuck*
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1 decade ago
wish it was real ._.
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goawayanthony*
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1 decade ago
I cant wait to see my name :P Notify me when the next chapter comes up!
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*Caraphernelia*
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1 decade ago
Totally Casual. My plant grew a jar full of Nutella.
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amur3074
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1 decade ago
This was really good! You did a great job! Can you notify me when you post the other chapters!?
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I would love a character named Lilli Sage, Lilli for short. If you don't like that you can use Kayla, which is my name. Please, please, please use one of the names in your story! The first chapter was great by the way!