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Calliope*

Status: hello ^u^

Member Since: 19 Nov 2012 02:27pm

Last Seen: 24 Jan 2022 03:30pm

Birthday: August 19

Location: Northern Ireland

Gender: F

user id: 339197

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Calliope is an adorable baby,
And she doesn't deserve to have such an of a ss hole brother.




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Obsessed with;

Homestuck, Doctor Who, Hannibal, Tumblr, Harry Potter, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Calliope, Bee and Puppycat, Paradox Space, Dangan Ronpa (and SDR2), Vocaloid, Black Butler, Death Note, Watamote, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Roxy Lalonde, Aradia Megido, Bring Me the Horizon, Pierce the Veil, Attack on Titan, Dogs, Cats, Rabbits, Jeff the Killer, Slenderman, Laughing Jack, other CreepyPastas

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  1. Calliope* Calliope*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2014 7:09pm UTC
    You say this is suicide,
    I say, this is a war
    ~~~~~~~~~
    And I'm losing the battle!

  2. Calliope* Calliope*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2014 8:02pm UTC
    What a pitiful face.
    This is reality.
    Didn't you choose this for yourself?
    If you just indulge yourself in dreams,
    Your dreams will never come true.
    Welcome to a monochrome world!

  3. Calliope* Calliope*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 12:44pm UTC
    BEFORE YOU KISS A BOY:
    — Grab his waist.
    — Pull him closer to your body.
    — Look into his eyes.
    — Look at his lips while biting yours.
    — Look back into his eyes.
    — Grab his face gently.
    — Slowly lean in and whisper into his ear:
    "The lannisters send their regards."
    — Stab him in the chest whilst his mother watches.

  4. Calliope* Calliope*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 1:43pm UTC
    "You think you want to die, but in reality, you
    just want to be saved."
    R.I.P Hannah Smith.
    Bullied to death on ask.fm.
    Format: twilightgirl995

  5. Calliope* Calliope*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    Me? Sarcastic? Never.

  6. Calliope* Calliope*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    You may have bought me the food, but
    you bought it for me so don't call me selfish when you
    take some and i complain.

  7. Calliope* Calliope*
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 7:15pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Resolved Question
    This question is for the boys?
    what do you do to show a girl you like them?
    .......................................................................................................................................
    Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
    I pee on them to let them know they are mine.
    format credit jimmy365 || nmq

  8. Calliope* Calliope*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 3:01am UTC
    Who needs gender rolls when we have pizza rolls?

  9. Calliope* Calliope*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 4:50pm UTC
    "Jᴜsᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ sʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ 100+ ʟɪᴋᴇs ᴏɴ ʜᴇʀ ᴘʀᴏғɪʟᴇ ᴘɪᴄᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴ sʜᴇ's ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴏʀɢᴇᴏᴜs.
    Eᴠᴇʀʏ ɢɪʀʟ ɪs ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ, ɪᴛ's sᴏᴄɪᴇᴛʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴜɢʟʏ."
    - Oʟɪ Sʏᴋᴇs

  10. Calliope* Calliope*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    "We're both girls, you know?!"
    "But gender is not a matter in love."

  11. Calliope* Calliope*
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 6:49pm UTC
    "You call me stupid?
    I fake a smile every day, and
    you believe it every time."

  12. Calliope* Calliope*
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 3:02pm UTC
    Gerard Way:
    Depression, suicidal.
    Mitch Lucker:
    Severe social anxiety.
    Alex Gaskarth:
    Panic attacks, anxiety.
    Austin Carlile:
    Lost his mother.
    Kellin Quinn:
    Broken family.
    Vic Fuentes:
    Self harm.
    Oli Sykes:
    Severely bullied.
    Tom Fletcher:
    Bipolar, eating disorder.
    Dougie Poynter:
    Suicidal, depression.
    They could go on, why not you?

  13. Calliope* Calliope*
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    So I tried to make conversation with our building's youngest tenant.
    Me: "Hey, that's a Harry Potter shirt, right? You like Harry Potter?"
    Little Girl: *hides behind her mom*
    Mom: "That's okay, you can tell her."
    Little Girl: "Yeaaaaaaah....."
    Me: "That's cool, who is your favourite character? Hermione?
    Little Girl: *shakes head*
    Me: "Ron? Harry?"
    Little Girl: "I LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT."
    Me: "Uh..."
    Little Girl: "HE REPRESENTS CHAOS."
    Me: "That's... fun, too..."

  14. Calliope* Calliope*
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 6:17pm UTC
    Due tomorrow?
    Do tomorrow.

  15. Calliope* Calliope*
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 3:38pm UTC
    I know I'm not liked.
    I know you think my laugh's annoying.
    My smile's too plain.
    I go in and out in the wrong places.
    My hair is just awful.
    I know you don't like me.
    Just stop pretending.
    Please.

  16. Calliope* Calliope*
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 2:06pm UTC
    I know I'm not the only one
    Who used to always think Tweety was a girl
    Format: twilightgirl995

  17. Calliope* Calliope*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 9:45am UTC
    Reasons Why I'm Single:
    One: I annoy people.
    Two: I mess sh//t up.
    Three: I'm never anyones first choice.
    Four: I'm just bad with relationships.
    Five: I'm not liked.
    Six: I am an ugly a//s motherf//cker.
    And Let's Not Forget-
    Seven: I spend my whole life locked away in a dark room with food and a laptop.

  18. Calliope* Calliope*
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    (I am working morning shifts at a cafe.
    We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother walk in.)
    Me: "So what will it be?"
    Child: "I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN."
    (There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look.
    The mother looks very embarralsed)
    Mother: "Eggs... He would like some eggs..."

  19. Calliope* Calliope*
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 8:08am UTC
    Mum: Hey, that band you like is on tv.
    Me *bashes through my door*
    Me: *trips down stairs*
    Me: *slips on floor*
    Me: *runs into wall*
    Me: *army rolls through kitchen*
    Me: *skids around corner*
    Me: *dives onto couch*
    Me: Shut up or I will f//cking murder you all.
    nmf

  20. Calliope* Calliope*
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 6:54am UTC
    I'm sick of all this arguing.
    Different people have different opinions and you all need to stop slamming each other.
    You're against gay marriage?
    That's cool. Just don't go around telling everyone gays are disgusting.
    You agree with gay marriage?
    That's cool too. But stop going around trying to make people change their minds.

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