I really hope this catches on. "We were in a small coffee shop. Two customers arrive. "5 coffees. 2 for us, 5 pending." They pay for the 5, they only recieve two. "Whats a pending coffee?" someone asks. "Wait and see." More customers. Two girls get coffee, they pay normally. After a while, 3 lawyers ask for 7 coffees. They only drink 3, but paid for the 7. While we we talking, a poor man enters the shop. With a soft voice he asks, "Do you have any pending coffee?" This type of charity was born in Napoli (Naples, Italy). People pay with anticipation fir the coffees and even meals for others who cannot.
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