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  1. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2015 2:29am UTC
    HEY GUYS!
    So I was thinking...
    We should make a list about the things we love about Witty.
    So comment on this quote, and tell me (and Steve) about your favorite Witty things.

  2. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2015 10:23pm UTC
    Do you ever look at some of the people on Witty like "wait who are you?"
    Format by Breeze

  3. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2015 12:44pm UTC
    The
    best
    thing about tonight's
    that
    we're
    not
    fighting

  4. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 1:05pm UTC
    "I should have loved
    you,"
    he whispered to no
    one.
    "Should have been there for you, should have cared the way
    you cared about me.
    -The Suicide
    Story.

  5. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 1:05pm UTC
    i always change my mind about everything
    except the passwords i
    have been using since i was 10 years old
     

  6. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 12:58pm UTC
    i always change my mind about everything
    except the passwords i
    have been using since i was 10 years old
     

  7. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 12:50pm UTC
    i always change my mind about everything
    except the passwords i
    have been using since i was 10 years old
     

  8. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 12:37pm UTC
    I really hope this catches on.
    "We were in a small coffee shop.
    Two customers arrive.
    "5 coffees. 2 for us, 5 pending."
    They pay for the 5, they only recieve two.
    "Whats a pending coffee?" someone asks.
    "Wait and see."
    More customers.
    Two girls get coffee, they pay normally.
    After a while, 3 lawyers ask for 7 coffees.
    They only drink 3, but paid for the 7.
    While we we talking, a poor man enters the shop.
    With a soft voice he asks, "Do you have any pending
    coffee?"
    This type of charity was born in Napoli (Naples, Italy).
    People pay with anticipation fir the coffees and even meals
    for others who cannot.
     

  9. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 12:34pm UTC
    i always change my mind about everything
    except the passwords i
    have been using since i was 10 years old
     

  10. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 12:30pm UTC
    It's weird how it's
    socially acceptable to put someone else's genitals in your mouth
    but eating a Dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross what
    a fcking double standard

  11. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 7:17am UTC
    Just Witty Things
    1. Cute Formats2. Picture Quotes 3. Steve 4. NMQ/NMF 5. "Jocked" 6. Amenah's Elephant 7. The Gender Conspiracy 8. Nutella 9. The One Direction Phase 10. Jimmy365's Secret 11. The "Good Ol' Days" of "Real Witty" 12. 1,000 Faves 13. When Every Top Quote Was By The Same Person 14. Witty Facebook Friends 15. The Witty Family

  12. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2015 5:48am UTC
    my level of sarcasm is to the point where
    i don't even know if i'm joking or not
    anymore.
     

  13. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2015 5:48am UTC
    once when I was on my
    period I dropped a bowl of cheese ball/s on the floor and sat down
    and cried for an hour if that doesn’t explain periods then
    idk what does

  14. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2015 5:47am UTC
    what
    if it
    doesn't want
    to be
    called
    "hot sauce"
    what if it wants to be called beautiful sauce?
     

  15. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2015 5:46am UTC
    if this were the 1600's i would have already
    been married for 5 years, plus i would have 7 children and i
    would die next week.
     

  16. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2015 5:46am UTC
    "can you not" has been my mental response
    to literally everything
    that happens these days
     

  17. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2015 5:11am UTC
    Life may be sad,
    but
    it's always beautiful.
     

  18. OhStephh_* OhStephh_*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2015 12:21pm UTC
    Survery (for everyone to get to know the wittians of today)
    Basics:
    Favorite Movie: Love Actually
    Favorite Actor:Leonardo DiCaprio
    Favorite Book: Fangirl
    Favorite Author: don;t know
    Favorite color: Blue
    Favorite Animal:Dolphin
    Favorite hobby: Internet.
    Love Life:
    Status: Single
    Ex you'd take back: never had a boyfriend so.. yeah..
    Have you ever been in love: with celebs.
    Do you know what love is: i don't know
    Ever had your first kiss: no
    Who do you like/love now: no
    Personal:
    Whens the last time you cried: last night
    Why?: family fight
    Who do you hate right now: no one
    Whats your purpose to live: i don;t know
    Have you ever self harmed: Nope
    Do you feel strong or weak?: both
    How's life (honestly):eh
    Random:
    What's your favorite name: For guys: James,Jake,Alex. For girls: Lily, Maddie,Kaitlyn,Emily.
    What are your hobbies: Internet, singing, eat and sleep
    What's the type of career you want: Childcare
    How many siblings do you have: One
    What are your main fears: Death
    What annoys you the most: liars
    Future:
    How many kids: 2-3
    Their names: Girl- Lily Guy- James
    Who do you want to marry: Niall Horan, Calum Hood, Dylan Everett
    What car do you want: Convertible
    Where do you want to live: idk
    Any pets (if so what): D
    Now, add it(:
    Fave if you have something in common
    Comment if you have more than one in common.
    GO.

  19. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2015 11:50pm UTC
    CALLING ALL WITTIANS
    Alright so it has come to the user Leo and I's attention that witty wasn't what it was when some of us were on here. So how about we invite people to this website to get the party going again? Find the people that once inhabited most of these empty profiles that we see and ask them to come back? We want witty to be thriving and lively again, we want the party back! Please help us spread the word about this amazing website where ideas can come alive and people can talk to one another freely. We want to show people that good websites like this one do exist!

  20. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2014 11:43pm UTC
    deadlyvampire17's format
    Seasons Greetings Wittians

:)

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