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KissMyAxe

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Member Since: 13 Jul 2013 03:28pm

Last Seen: 6 Dec 2015 02:51pm

Gender: F

user id: 366012

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  1. KissMyAxe KissMyAxe
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 8:49am UTC
    you must be made of uranium and iodine,
    because all i can see is U and I.

  2. KissMyAxe KissMyAxe
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    - takes homework out -
    - rewards self with two hours of internet -

  3. KissMyAxe KissMyAxe
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 5:44am UTC
    CookieDoughFormats
    and in that moment, i swear,
    we were infinite.

    CookieDoughFormats

  4. KissMyAxe KissMyAxe
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 9:58am UTC
    when people comment on quotes saying that someone has jocked a quote i always laugh when i see they jock quote themselves

  5. KissMyAxe KissMyAxe
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 1:30pm UTC
    "i'm not a hipster but i can make your hips stir"
    i'm not water but i will drown you

  6. KissMyAxe KissMyAxe
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 12:54pm UTC
    england: someone go call america for me.
    france: how?? he's probably sleeping like a log--
    canada: aHEM.
    england:
    france:
    canada: WHAT TEAM??
    [stumbling and footsteps going down the stairs]
    america: [bUSTS THROUGH THE DOOR]
    america: WILDCATS

  7. KissMyAxe KissMyAxe
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 6:35am UTC
    i just remembered that in middle school there was a kid named 'Ugonna' in my lunch and everytime he bought pizza i was like 'ugonna eat that?????' and i guess i was kinda
    harrasing him so he told the principal ans the principal made me buy him a pizza for harassment and the next day i was like 'ugonna pay me back?' and thats the story of how i almost got stabbed by a plastic fork

  8. KissMyAxe KissMyAxe
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 4:28pm UTC

    don't like gay marriage?
    don't get gay married.

  9. KissMyAxe KissMyAxe
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    ♡ why can't someone look at
    me the way i look at pizza ♡

  10. KissMyAxe KissMyAxe
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 11:54am UTC
    Let's go down to the apple tree
    fighting against gravity.
    fallingtoodeep,
    can you catch me?

  11. KissMyAxe KissMyAxe
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 6:19am UTC
    i think its so fake how some trousers have pockets sewn shut like be real with me dont pretend to be something ur not

  12. KissMyAxe KissMyAxe
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    if ur leading me on i'll lead you on into a burning building

  13. KissMyAxe KissMyAxe
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 6:35pm UTC
    B.tch, please.
    My laptop charge lasts longer than your relationships.

  14. KissMyAxe KissMyAxe
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    you can't spell c(me)ool without me

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