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Bananaaah

Status: In need of inspiration right now.

Member Since: 10 Mar 2011 03:30pm

Last Seen: 9 Nov 2013 07:51am

Location: The internets n_n

Gender: F

user id: 157553

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If there ever comes a time where we can't be together, keep me in your heart I'll stay there forever -Winnie The Pooh

Hai dur.
II'm Hannah c:

Youtubers have stolen my life and I can't get it back
 
 
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  1. Bananaaah Bananaaah
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 3:39pm UTC
    me during an exam: lol imma ace dis btch
    me during an exam: the f*ck did you just say
    me during an exam: alright focus
    me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
    me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
    me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
    me during an exam: lol f*ck this
    me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
    me during an exam: oh exam right
    me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
    me during an exam: i am better than all of you
    me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
    me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
    me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
    me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
    me during an exam: was i doing something
    me during an exam: right test okay
    me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this btch
    me during an exam: did we learn this
    me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
    me during an exam: is that really necessary
    me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
    me during an exam: i will kill all of you
    i love tumblr seriously

  2. Bananaaah Bananaaah
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    me: *turns on Friends*
    me: *Sings full theme tune and dances wildly*
    mom: ...where did I go wrong

  3. Bananaaah Bananaaah
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    Anytime I get Maltesers,
    I must eat the chocolate off first.

  4. Bananaaah Bananaaah
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    Me: *opens gummy-bear packet*
    Me: 90% Greens.
    Me: The Lord is Testing me.

  5. Bananaaah Bananaaah
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 2:10pm UTC
    Boy: Eh, Hi, Sorry, can I take a picture with you?
    Me: *asdfghjkl* ....Can I ask why first?
    Boy: I just wanna show Santa what I'm asking for this Christmas...
    Me: Sweet Jesus of Unicorns what just happened.
    This didnt actually happen but its like my reaction if it did x3

  6. Bananaaah Bananaaah
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 1:44pm UTC
    Me: Mom.
    Me: Mom.
    Me: Mom.
    Me: Mom.
    Me: MOMMYYY
    Me: Mom.
    Me: Mom.
    Me: Mom.
    Me: Mom.
    Me: Mom.
    Me: Mom.
    Me: MOM.
    Mom: WHAT?!
    Me: Hi

  7. Bananaaah Bananaaah
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 3:43pm UTC
    Me: *Gets comfy with blanket and laptop on couch*
    Bladder: Lolno.

  8. Bananaaah Bananaaah
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 1:06pm UTC
    When I Get A Song Stuck In My Head,,
    It's not really the full song,,
    It's always Like a verse or 2 lines or something....
    Only Me? ♥

  9. Bananaaah Bananaaah
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 1:08pm UTC
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    Those cute little written conversations you and your BFF write on your copies ... ♥

  10. Bananaaah Bananaaah
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 3:08pm UTC
    Is it just me or does every house have its own..smell?

  11. Bananaaah Bananaaah
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    ErMaGerdSteveILoveYou #1
    Random. Format.

  12. Bananaaah Bananaaah
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 3:01pm UTC
    Everything that happens to us leaves some trace behind; everything contributes imperceptibly to make us what we are.

  13. Bananaaah Bananaaah
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    I wanna have an awesome boyfriend when I'm older.
    One week before he proposes, I want to get a bad sick bug - puking and stuff . I need to know if he can help me through it.
    If he still proposes a week later, I'll know when he makes the vow "In sickness and in health" he'll mean it.

  14. Bananaaah Bananaaah
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 9:40am UTC
    “The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.” - Unknown
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  15. Bananaaah Bananaaah
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 4:40pm UTC
    If I was a bird ...
    We all know who I'd sh*t on♥
    Bananaaah
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  16. Bananaaah Bananaaah
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 8:48am UTC
    *Flashback*#1
    Silly Bands

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  17. Bananaaah Bananaaah
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 5:00pm UTC
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    Stuff We All Do #1
    Have That Mini-Freak-Out When You Dream You're Falling
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  18. Bananaaah Bananaaah
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    When Life Rains On My Parade,
    It Rains Really Forgetting Hard.
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  19. Bananaaah Bananaaah
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    To The World
    You May Be One Person
    But To One Person
    You May Be The World ♥
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  20. Bananaaah Bananaaah
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    Those People In Horror Movies Are So Dumb.
    They Just Call "Hello??" To See Where The Evil Guy Is. It's Like They Think The Bad Guy's Just Gonna Call Back And Be All "Hey! I'm In The Kitchen! I'm Making A Sandwich! Want One?"
    -.-
    Th
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