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  1. cookii_brookii cookii_brookii
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 5:44pm UTC
    "Mais, c'est la vie."
    May: "La vie."

  2. cookii_brookii cookii_brookii
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    i had gym today;
    and it's pretty obvious to my grade that i have the biggest chest--a fact which i am not found of.
    Anyway, we were meant to play flag football today, but it was raining. So, instead, we played whiffle tennis inside, where someone hits a whiffle ball with a tennis racket and run to the bases. The only way you can get someone out is by directly tagging them with the ball. So, that's why, as I was running to home, I touched directly. in. tje. boob. Andnow I'm the "person David lost his mancard to." FML

  3. cookii_brookii cookii_brookii
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 2:36pm UTC
    "I hate Thin Privilege."
    Okay, let me stop you right there. There's no such thing as "Thin Privilege." That's awful. But I get it. A large majority of us think that people have it better because they're skinny. I'll admit that I thought that, too. But every single person is body shamed. Whether it's about being too skinny or being too fat, everyone on this earth has been body shamed. We don't realize that we do it, to make heavier people feel better. I've done it, and I feel bad about it.
    But to anyone who's been body shamed: Don't feel alone, please.

  4. cookii_brookii cookii_brookii
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 11:00am UTC
    Remember when everyone was saying, "Taylor Swift is America's Sweetheart and she's dated forty thousand people? And Miley Cryrus is a sluut when she's been with the same person for years!?" Well, now everyone's saying that Miley and Taylor are both sluuts. Which is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life. Unless you personally know Miley, and personally know Taylor, then don't judge them. Or anyone for that matter. Please.

  5. cookii_brookii cookii_brookii
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    So, let's talk about Blurred Lines.
    Everyone likes a good, catchy song once in a while. And--don't get me wrong--I, too, rocked out to the song a couple times myself. But, as everyone knows, the song is about the "blurred lines" between consentual s.ex and r.ape. The fact that such a popular song promotes the idea that if anyone (of any gender, because r.ape happens to men) says no, they don't mean it.
    I didn't mind so much, until I discovered that this song is climbing to the top of the charts, and has passed Elvis f.ucking Presley to becoming one of the top pop songs of. All. Times.
    Are we actually going to let it pass Elton John? So just stop watching the YouTube video, downloading the jingle, and buying it on iTunes. Let's not be known as the society that's run by h.orny guys and girls who don't know the difference between yes and no.

  6. cookii_brookii cookii_brookii
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    You can choose to live life
    seeing the rose bush with thorns
    or
    you can choose to live life
    seeing the thorn bush with roses

  7. cookii_brookii cookii_brookii
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 10:25pm UTC
    don't you just hate it
    WHEN PEOPLE JUDGE ONE ANOTHER OFF OF THEIR MUSIC TASTE? lKE, YOU LIKE COUNTRY? GREAT, IF THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY. YOU LIKE POP? GREAT, IF THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC YOU LISTEN TO, AS LONG AS YOU DON'T SHOVE IT DOWN PEOPLES THROATS...

  8. cookii_brookii cookii_brookii
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 1:02pm UTC
    dear westboro baptist church,
    you know that sign you have? Yeah, the one that says, "Soldiers die for f*gs to marry. " Soldiers also die for your right to protest. So shut up. Sincerely, everyone :)
    And in no way am I saying that all Baptists or Christians believe in this or are wrong. All religions deserve respect. However, when you abuse your rights and use them to offend people who have done nothing but protect you, and when you judge people you don't know, then that crosses a line...

  9. cookii_brookii cookii_brookii
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 11:08am UTC
    I SAW TWO REALLY CUTE BOYS SINGING ONTHE BOARDWALK
    AND I WAS WITH MY DAD, SO I DECIDED TO DITCH MY DAD AND WENT BACK TO LOOK FOR THE BOYS AND I COULDN'T FIND THEM AND I GOT FRUSTRATED AND I WENT TO WAIT FOR MY DAD OUTSIDE OF THE GUY'S BATHROOM BECAUSE I FELT BAD FOR DITCHING HIM AND I WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET HIM THERE AND WHILE I WAS WAITING A GROUP OF OTHER GUYS CAME OVER AND SAT TOTHE BENCH NEXT TO MINE AND I ASKED THEM IF THEY SAW THE TWO CUTE BOYS WHO HAD A GUITAR AND THIS ONE GUY WAS LIKE, "NO, BUT I'M A CUTE GUY AND YOU'RE A CUTE GIRL." AND OMFG I THINK I GOT HIT ON

  10. cookii_brookii cookii_brookii
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    ☆ AND IF YOU DIDN'T LAUGH AT THAT LAST QUOTE,
    you probably don't know what a duvet it☆
    nmf
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgD0ZBd2trQ

  11. cookii_brookii cookii_brookii
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 12:42pm UTC
    rest in peace Talia Castellano
    just keep swimming.
    who needs a wig when you have a halo?
    8/18/1999-7/16/13

  12. cookii_brookii cookii_brookii
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    This quote does simply not exist.

  13. cookii_brookii cookii_brookii
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    I was checking the newest quotes today, bored and without plans (like usual) and I came across this beautiful quote (http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6347289)
    So, doing what the quoe said to do, I scrolled through the comments, and I saw who they were by.
    The surprise? They were by the most beautiful, normal, amazing girls (and guys) who all had the biggest insecurities. My point, you ask? I have several:
    -Don't judge a book by its cover.
    -The prettiest smiles hold the biggest insecurities.
    -You're not alone.
    (The link's quote is by wittycause. She rocks socks)

  14. cookii_brookii cookii_brookii
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    So I have my first
    serious crush.
    The bad part is that
    everyone likes him.
    My perfect best friend, the flawless popular girl
    and then there's me.
    The awkward, lanky, chunky, weird girl who laughs too loud
    and talks too much.
    And it hurts most because
    he'll never like me;
    not like that.

  15. cookii_brookii cookii_brookii
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 11:40pm UTC
    today,
    I was in the car with my
    Mom and Grandma. Being
    the polite person I am, I
    b urped. My Grandma
    looked at me, took the soda
    and said, "Watch this."
    And then she burped an
    insane burp.
    Best Grandma Ever.

  16. cookii_brookii cookii_brookii
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    I'm not gonna complain about the new witty. Instead, I'm gonna thank Steve, for making Witty, and also for putting so much effort into making Witty in the first place, and also for listening to our complaints. You've been awesome. Thanks, Steve. We love you

  17. cookii_brookii cookii_brookii
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    Teen Choice Awards:
    Carly Rae Jepson: hey i just met you
    Carly Rae Jepson: and this is crazy
    Carly Rae Jepson: but here's my number
    Sophia Grace: SO CALL ME MAYBE!!!

  18. cookii_brookii cookii_brookii
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    Sometimes, we have
    a bad day. But that doesn't mean you give up. That means you get up and work harder, letting the world know
    "I'm not giving up."

  19. cookii_brookii cookii_brookii
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 10:02am UTC
    So, uh, hey.
    We need to stop with the One Direction Quotes! I mean sure, they have some good music, and some people think they're 'drop dead gorgeous' but that's not why we come to witty. Look, I'm not anti-Direction. They're and okay band. They have good music, but Witty isn't the place for that. Witty is where we come to get away from all that stuff, so why ring it to witty? And, no offence, but the fact that someone has an account for One Direction stuff is 100% ridiculous.
    What I'm trying to say is, sure, you like One Direction, they're a good band. I like them, too. But saying that a 'true directioner' wouldn't care about the amount of quotes about '1D' isn't true. Don't get me wrong, One Direction is pretty cool, but the fact that you can't go one day without seeing 128,454,555 quotes about them is insane! So, hear me out:
    1.) Not everyone likes One Direction, we should respect their opinion and not be rude to them.
    2.) One Direction doesn't know you exist. Okay, not to be mean, but OKAY.
    3.) Witty is aplace to get away from things they hate (possibly 1D) so just do everyone a favor and stop with One Direction...

  20. cookii_brookii cookii_brookii
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    Kids Bop
    Redid What Makes You Beautiful
    And Wild Ones
    MQ/NMF
    -.-

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