Best Taco Quotes This Month

CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 11:55pm UTC

|can we shut up about thigh gaps and flat stomachs and collarbones and
eat tacos? cause i want a taco now.|

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Hayffie*
posted a quote
March 8, 2014 4:12pm UTC

"Life is like perry the platypus. Don't ask. IT JUST IS!"

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 1:40pm UTC

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So last night my boyfriend
went to taco bell.
And he got one of the sauces that has the cute
little sayings on it and he sent me a picture of it
I was confused but opened the picture and the
sauce packet said will you marry me?
♥
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soccertrack
posted a quote
December 2, 2013 8:06pm UTC

There is no classy way to eat a taco.

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uthinkuruntouchable
posted a quote
January 28, 2014 12:35pm UTC

If I had a dollar for every time I got
distracted, I wish I had a taco

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Drii_101
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 10:22pm UTC

Doing something werid and thinking
"this is why I'm single"

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rafaela123
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 8:49pm UTC

Can I be like "hey hun"?
...............
JK, I'm too awko taco

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Blue_Rose
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 2:37pm UTC

Valentines Day is coming up. And I'm certain I'm still going to be single.
And I'm certain this will happen:
Best Friend: Oh my god! He gave me __ and __! I love him soooo much!
Other Friend: I know right! I got asked out by ___ and I said yes! We are soo gonna fall in love!
Me: Urm..... I like tacos?
#WhoElse?

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Bree :)*
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 8:49pm UTC

*accidently likes some random status on facebook*
Normal person: oh whoops! I'll just unlike it and maybe they won't notice.
Me: OH SWEET BABY JESUS NO. PLEASE NO!!!! THEY WILL THINK I'M SO STRANGE AND AWKWARD. NOOOO!!!!
*deletes facebook, throws laptop out the window, and lives in cave miles away from civilization until it is deemed acceptable to show my face*

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livilucy21*
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 5:28pm UTC

Sometimes,
People just need a really big hug
...from a really big chainsaw

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Halo Angel1*
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 6:18pm UTC

Boyfriend has 9 letters but then so does Tacobelle....

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SlowlySinking
posted a quote
October 23, 2013 7:41pm UTC

Me: alright, cardio time
Clock: 10:08
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Clock: 10:09
Me: You know what screw this who's up for McDonalds

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rafaela123
posted a quote
September 25, 2013 8:46pm UTC

I want you, like now
I'm so done

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TheCovertComic
posted a quote
September 18, 2016 9:54am UTC

The crunchy taco shall become soft, the soft taco, crunchy.

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tacocat
posted a quote
March 14, 2014 8:38pm UTC

Hello.
I'm tacocat.
Guess what tacocat
spelled backwards is..
tacocat.
like a boss.
swerve.

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CrazyChrista
posted a quote
November 15, 2013 10:37am UTC

Its mah Birthday! :3

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Halo Angel1*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 4:44pm UTC

Person 1: Do you wanna taco 'bout it?
Person 2 : It's nacho business
Person 3: That dude was Jalepeno business
Person 2: Right?

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My_Lazy_Knight*
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 6:47pm UTC

thats awkward moment when you dont wanna look at a person thats staring at you

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Morgan*
posted a quote
October 3, 2014 4:30pm UTC

Me: *eating a spicy taco* this is supposed to be spicy? I feel a kick, but it's not spicy.
-1 minute later-
mom: is it spicy yet?
me: nope *takes huge bite*
-1 more minute later-
me: *feels spiciness*
my thoughts: dont tell them! its not that spicy! YOU CAN DO THIS

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Secret42
posted a quote
April 20, 2013 6:31pm UTC

People are willing to endure sideways head eating for tacos,but would they do it for a sideways cheeseburger or sideways sphagetti?
Tacos remain your best bet for sideways head eating.
~Dear dumb diary

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