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Drii_101

1. Drii_101
   posted a quote
   October 30, 2013 2:46am UTC
   I don't understand how gay guys can keep their voice so high.
   Like Im a girl and I can't even sound like one.
   
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2. Drii_101
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   August 8, 2013 2:48am UTC
   Imperfect? More like I'mperfect .
   
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3. Drii_101
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   August 8, 2013 2:46am UTC
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4. Drii_101
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   August 8, 2013 2:43am UTC
   Bras are so expansive like I didn't choose the boob life the boob life chose me.
   
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5. Drii_101
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   August 8, 2013 2:41am UTC
   Mr steal yo mechanical pencil
   
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6. Drii_101
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   August 8, 2013 2:39am UTC
   WHY ARE CLOTHES SO EXPANSIVE. THEY'RE LITERALLY JUST BITS OF MATERIAL THAT KEEP US FROM BEING NAKED, YOU SHOULD BE PAYING ME CAUSE YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE ME WITHOUT THEM.
   
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7. Drii_101
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2013 2:31am UTC
   My friend: I will never take a bullet for someone, If theres time for me to jump infront of you theres obviously time for you to move.
   Me: Ya'know you just make tons of songs seem completely pointless.
   
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8. Drii_101
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2013 2:26am UTC
   My friend out without me:
   -The waiter is hot
   -Omfg my insides are dying
   -Gurrl.
   -Dat apron.
   -I'm gonna drop my napkin and suck his dk.
   -Oh my god
   -I never want to leave
   -Want to work here
   -He doesn't even have to bring me food he could just come and sit with me
   -I'd be fine with that
   
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9. Drii_101
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2013 2:22am UTC
   --What do you mean you can't hang out I showered for this.
   
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10. Drii_101
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 2:19am UTC
    Real pain is when you look horiable in a selfie but cute as hell in reality.
    
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11. Drii_101
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    August 8, 2013 2:17am UTC
    Me: I was wondering if you'd like to go out sometime
    Crush: no.
    Me: OMG SORRY THAT WAS MY CAT WALKING ACROSS MY KEYBAORD
    
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12. Drii_101
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 2:12am UTC
    Does anyone else favorite their own quotes with hopes that you'll get more quotes and it won't show that you favorited it too.
    
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13. Drii_101
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 2:09am UTC
    I was trying to come on witty and I accidentally typed in 'wotty' and it opened 'Wotty dotty house' it's basically a house covered in rainbow polkadots and Martin Luther King, idk I thought it was kinda insperational.
    
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14. Drii_101
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    August 8, 2013 2:07am UTC
    I'd rather wonder around the store for 9 hours than just ask an employee where something is that is just something I don't understand.
    
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15. Drii_101
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    August 8, 2013 1:53am UTC
    Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up
    Me: Beyonce
    
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16. Drii_101
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    August 8, 2013 1:50am UTC
    Roses are grey
    violets are grey
    everything is grey
    I'm a fuᴄking dog
    
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17. Drii_101
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    July 19, 2013 11:27pm UTC
    I don't understand why some people would much rather prefer two men holding guns than hands.
    Same love ♥
    
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18. Drii_101
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 3:24am UTC
    When someone thinks they know your favorite band better than you do;
    Me: Hahahahahahahhahhahahahahah
    Me: Hahahahahahahah
    Me:Hahaha
    Me:-Pushes them into a shark- hahahah
    
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19. Drii_101
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 2:47am UTC
    ▏ ▏ ▏ ▏L is for the way you look at me
    ▏ ▏ ▏ O is for the only I see
    ▏ ▏ V is for very very extraordinary
    ▏Egg.
    
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20. Drii_101
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 2:31am UTC
    I wake up late in the morning cause I can't sleep at night
    I can't sleep at night cause I woke up late
    I just can't win.
    
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