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Halo Angel1*

Status: In the Narnia closet

Member Since: 3 Aug 2012 06:10pm

Last Seen: 17 Aug 2014 09:48pm

Location: The middle of nowhere

Gender: F

user id: 322535

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Just a small town girl... 







 
  1. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2014 9:55pm UTC
    In my house, dinner consists of two choices: Take it or leave it

  2. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2014 9:37pm UTC
    Don't take life to seriously,
    no one makes it out alive anyways.

  3. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 7:56pm UTC
    Them: Do you have a date for Valentines day?
    Me: Yeah, February 14th.

  4. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2014 11:32pm UTC
    I miss you like an idiot misses the point

  5. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 11:29pm UTC
    Sleep is like a distant dream once you reach High School

  6. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 9:31pm UTC
    Today I saw someone that was going to end their life. Nobody should ever get to that point. I was driving into a city and I saw about a dozen or so police cars and about half as many firetrucks, with traffic backed up for miles. Looking up, I saw a man, up on a bridge, leaning against the fence. He was wearing a green hoodie, covering his face. There was a police officer on the other side, talking to him, with one of those huge pillowy-blowup things on the ground. The bridge wasn't that high up, but he would've jumped right into oncoming traffic. Nobody should ever feel so desperate that they have to end their life. I wanted to cry for that man, to go and try to talk him down myself. Of course I couldn't though, and by the time I drove out of the city, it was all cleared up, like it had never happpened. I don't know what happened to that man, but if you ever feel so desperate as to do something like that, tell someone. Somebody cares about you, people would go to your funeral. Cry, when they hear what you did. If you have to, message me, but please, don't let yourself get to the point that that man was at, and remember. If you think you're at rock bottom, then you can only go up.

  7. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    True love is if someone asks for a starburst and you give them a pink one.

  8. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 11:22am UTC
    H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K. = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge

  9. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 9:40pm UTC
    If you ever think you've made a big mistake, just remember this: In 1788, the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men.

  10. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 9:38pm UTC
    Paper beats rock because:
    Paper symbolizes words which symbolizes brains.
    Now rocks symbolize brawn.
    Brains over Brawn.
    Mind over matter.
    Paper over rock.

  11. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 6:48pm UTC
    Scientific Fact: If you took all the veins out of your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

  12. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    We should bury everyone upside down. That way if they do become zombies, they'll dig upside down and we'll all be fine.

  13. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 4:55pm UTC
    Science: Magic without the lies.

  14. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 5:01pm UTC
    Me? Crazy? I should get off this unicorn and slap you

  15. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    Random Guy on Xbox: Hey can I ask you a question?
    Me: Um ok
    Guy: Are you ok cuz you sound like you fell from heaven
    Me: Oh I'm fine, I dug my way up from He//
    Guy: Oh haha you're so funny we should talk more
    Me: -.-

  16. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 6:34pm UTC
    I'm not the cat lady type. I'm more like the actual cat. I want affections and cuddles when I want it and on my terms. The rest of the time, I just want to claw your eyes out and eat all the food.

  17. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    Boyfriend has 9 letters but then so does Taco_bell....

  18. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 6:18pm UTC
    Boyfriend has 9 letters but then so does Tacobelle....

  19. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    Little Kid?! LITTLE KID!? Here hold my Unicorn...

  20. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 9:56pm UTC
    Make cookies, not war. Or just go to a supermarket. yup that's it.

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