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Hayffie*

1. Hayffie*
   posted a quote
   March 16, 2014 7:51pm UTC
   "Only got 86400 seconds in a day to turn it all around or to throw it all away, gotta tell them that we love them while we've got the chance to say."
   
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2. Hayffie*
   posted a quote
   March 8, 2014 8:24pm UTC
   I dream of a better tomorrow--when chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.
   
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3. Hayffie*
   posted a quote
   March 8, 2014 8:16pm UTC
   Sometimes I wonder "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" then, it hits me.
   
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4. Hayffie*
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   March 8, 2014 8:12pm UTC
   I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's.
   
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5. Hayffie*
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   March 8, 2014 4:12pm UTC
   "Life is like perry the platypus. Don't ask. IT JUST IS!"
   
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