*accidently likes some random status on facebook*
Normal person: oh whoops! I'll just unlike it and maybe they
won't notice.
Me: OH SWEET BABY JESUS NO. PLEASE NO!!!! THEY WILL THINK I'M SO
STRANGE AND AWKWARD. NOOOO!!!!
*deletes facebook, throws laptop out the window, and lives in
cave miles away from civilization until it is deemed acceptable
to show my face*
