Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

Taco Quotes

  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2016 9:54am UTC
    The crunchy taco shall become soft, the soft taco, crunchy.

  2. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2014 4:30pm UTC
    Me: *eating a spicy taco* this is supposed to be spicy? I feel a kick, but it's not spicy.
    -1 minute later-
    mom: is it spicy yet?
    me: nope *takes huge bite*
    -1 more minute later-
    me: *feels spiciness*
    my thoughts: dont tell them! its not that spicy! YOU CAN DO THIS

  3. tacocat tacocat
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 8:38pm UTC
    Hello.
    I'm tacocat.
    Guess what tacocat
    spelled backwards is..
    tacocat.
    like a boss.
    swerve.

  4. Hayffie* Hayffie*
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2014 4:12pm UTC
    "Life is like perry the platypus. Don't ask. IT JUST IS!"

  5. uthinkuruntouchable uthinkuruntouchable
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 12:35pm UTC
    I​​f I had a dollar for every time I got
    distracted, I wish I had a taco

  6. WhtMakesUBeautiful* WhtMakesUBeautiful*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 12:08am UTC
    ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌
    Here is to my amazing Taco
    ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌

  7. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    There is no classy way to eat a taco.

  8. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 10:37am UTC
    Its mah Birthday! :3

  9. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 6:18pm UTC
    Boyfriend has 9 letters but then so does Tacobelle....

  10. SlowlySinking SlowlySinking
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 7:41pm UTC
    Me: alright, cardio time
    Clock: 10:08
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Clock: 10:09
    Me: You know what screw this who's up for McDonalds

  11. rafaela123 rafaela123
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 8:46pm UTC
    I want you, like now
    I'm so done

  12. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    Person 1: Do you wanna taco 'bout it?
    Person 2 : It's nacho business
    Person 3: That dude was Jalepeno business
    Person 2: Right?

  13. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 1:40pm UTC
    -------------------------
    So last night my boyfriend
    went to taco bell.
    And he got one of the sauces that has the cute
    little sayings on it and he sent me a picture of it
    I was confused but opened the picture and the
    sauce packet said will you marry me?

    -------------------------

  14. My_Lazy_Knight* My_Lazy_Knight*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    thats awkward moment when you dont wanna look at a person thats staring at you

  15. rafaela123 rafaela123
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    Can I be like "hey hun"?
    ...............
    JK, I'm too awko taco

  16. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 11:04pm UTC
    "Open wide, Here comes the traaiin!"
    ".... Thats a spoon"

  17. WatermelonSeed WatermelonSeed
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 3:32am UTC
    So, who's got a Quotev?
    Follow me? Chat me up? ~zombiellamataco

  18. HighTaco HighTaco
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 1:04pm UTC
    And, if taco bell deliverd I would be such a fat as*

  19. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 11:55pm UTC
    |can we shut up about thigh gaps and flat stomachs and collarbones and
    eat tacos? cause i want a taco now.|

  20. livilucy21* livilucy21*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    Sometimes,
    People just need a really big hug
    ...from a really big chainsaw

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles