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CrazyChrista

Status: Ed sheeran is a sexy mofo

Member Since: 8 Oct 2012 03:24pm

Last Seen: 28 Oct 2015 12:35pm

Location: On One Direction's tour bus

Gender: F

user id: 333729

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CrazyChrista.

Elo i am Christa I am 13 years young. I live in the lovely state of Wisconsin.
(+) One Direrction, Little mix, Kitkat929m, Myself, Mustard, Swag Lammacorns, Unicorns,Katy Perry. 

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(-) School, Homework, my parents, Teachers, having the flu
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  1. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2015 1:49am UTC
    i hate going to the dentist. i already know the drill.

  2. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 12:23pm UTC
    Hey Flappy Bird, Lana Del Rey called. She wants her lips back.

  3. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 1:08pm UTC
    What if soy milk is just regular milk that is just introducing himself im spanish?

  4. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 1:37pm UTC
    If you see someone texting while sledding, you have my permission to stab them with a candy cane.

  5. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 6:09pm UTC
    Fudge is:
    1) a delicious chocolate treat
    2) what Willy Wonka screams when he stubs his toe

  6. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 10:37am UTC
    Its mah Birthday! :3

  7. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 4:17pm UTC
    http://youtu.be/0E64JMQpYj8
    Please watch! Its me singing One Direction's Little Things. Tell me what you think!

  8. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    How Do you feel when there is no coffee?
    Depresso.

  9. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    If there are ice cream trucks in the summer, why cant we have Starbucks trucks in the winter?

  10. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 9:35pm UTC
    Life is short smile while you still have teeth.

  11. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 6:21pm UTC
    The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

  12. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 3:43pm UTC
    Im 99.9% Sure that Ed Sheeran is an emotion.
    "how you feeling today?"
    "Ed Sheeran.."
    "Yah, same."

  13. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 10:29am UTC
    Men are Born between women's legs and
    spend the rest of their life
    trying to get back between them
    .... Why?
    Because there is no place like
    Home!

  14. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 9:54pm UTC
    Why is hatred bubbling through out my soul?

  15. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    I want to go to Mcdonald's and ask for a Cheeseburger without cheese.

  16. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    You say i'm fat?
    If it makes your feel more confident go ahead tell everyone. I'm the size I am and I'm Beautiful.
    You say that you hate me?
    Haters only make me stronger.
    You say that i'm ugly?
    Every morning I pack on the makeup to make me feel more confident.
    You say that i'm dumb?
    I stay up late every night to get good grades on my homework.
    Although I'm not perfect, you don't need to say this stuff.

  17. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 11:57am UTC
    What do trees like to drink?
    Root Beer.

  18. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 9:54pm UTC
    I don't understand that saying
    "you are what you eat"
    Because I don't remember eating a bowl of Sexy Beast this morning

  19. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    Some people bring joy by coming and by leaving...
    Which one are you??

  20. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 12:20pm UTC
    Wanna know the truth
    about people who call you names?
    Yeah, they're jealous.
    They called you ugly
    because you're prettier than them.
    Everything they call you?
    Yeah, they're jealous.
    Nmq
    Nmf

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