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soccertrack

Status: Summer is almost here!!!!!!!!!

Member Since: 6 Jun 2012 10:21pm

Last Seen: 12 Sep 2018 11:30pm

Birthday: July 15

Location: camp half blood :)

Gender: F

user id: 306315

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Hello my wonderful wittians. No one will probably read this but im going to write one anywyas. Well as you can see i absolutly love soccer and track. I also love to sing, but i suck and am really obnoxious when i sing so yeah if you like that lets go on a long car ride:)   If you like my quotes, follow me. If you're going to be rude...BYE LEAVE.  I love to talk so if you want advice or just someone to talk to I'm here:) 
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  1. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2014 1:50pm UTC
    Husband: (smashes window of car)
    Wife: WTF are you doing
    Husband: Like a good neighboor Statefarm is there
    Wife: We have Geico you as.s

  2. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2014 1:45pm UTC
    Everything is 10 times more annoying if you hate the person doing it.

  3. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2014 1:40pm UTC
    You cannot walk
    aggresively in
    wet flip flops.

  4. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2014 1:35pm UTC
    There are suddenly a million things to do online when a paper is due the next day.

  5. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2014 1:24pm UTC
    Ask your wife if it can really be considered "labor" if she's the one laying down the entire time. She will be impressed by your observational humor, and remember why it is that she loves you.

  6. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 9:03pm UTC
    Santa Clause isn't real. The 25th of December is simply the international opposite day for burglars.

  7. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    There is no classy way to eat a taco.

  8. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 9:24pm UTC
    Katniss: Wake up in the morning feeling like a tribute
    Gale: Hey, what up girl?
    Katniss: Grab my arrows, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit the woods
    Gale: Let's go!
    Haymitch: Before we leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
    Katniss: 'Cause when I leave for the Capitol, I ain't coming back
    The Prep Team: I'm talking pedicure on her toes, toes
    Cinna: Trying on all my clothes, clothes
    Rebels: Snow blowing up our homes, homes
    Johanna: Dress dropping, I hate being a tree
    Johanna: Showing up some breasts to Katniss
    Katniss: This is all making me a little bit tipsy
    Plutarch Heavensbee: Don't stop, make it pop
    The Victors: We'll blow the arena up
    Katniss: Tonight I'mma fight
    Peeta: 'Til we see the sun light
    Wiress: TICK TOCK, this is clock!
    The Victors: But the canons don't stop, no
    Snow: oh oh oh, uh oh, oh oh uh oh

  9. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    I remember when I got my first top quote. I had logged on to Witty and saw that I had 500 notifications. I had thought it was a glitch...
    Those were the days....

  10. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    Awkward (adjective) - When you go in your closet looking for Narnia but, you end up in Monsters Inc.

  11. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2013 5:50pm UTC
    You look really tired (phrase) - You look a lot uglier than normal.

  12. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    Success (noun) - The feeling you get when you correctly align the cursor so you can click the "Next" button on every page without moving the mouse.

  13. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    Bucket List #64
    Create a 'Where's Waldo' book. Don't put Waldo in it.

  14. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    Bucket List #63
    Go up to your alarm clock when it's sleeping and yell "How does it feel?!"

  15. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    Bucket List #62
    Learn Korean. Get pedicure.

  16. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 11:50am UTC
    ITS MY
    '
    BIRTHDAYYYYYY
    YYYY

  17. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 11:48am UTC
    Bucket List #61
    Glue rug to my feet. Go skydiving. Pretend I am Aladdin.

  18. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 11:46am UTC
    Bucket List #60
    Choke a smurf. See what colour it turns.

  19. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 4:11pm UTC
    You know things aren't going to well when your local pizza place calls to ask why you haven't ordered yet tonight.

  20. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    You don't have enough friends to forward that chain letter to...

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