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peek-a-boo*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 10:45am UTC

Mom can we go now?
yeh just a sec
*10minutes later
MOM!!!!!!!

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peek-a-boo*
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 7:32pm UTC

I HATE IT WHEN....
YOU COME HOME HAPPILY AFTER GOING TO A FRIENDS HOUSE
AND AS SOON AS YOU OPEN YOUR FRONT DOOR
YOUR MOM'S YELLING AT YOU

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thepanda
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 2:14am UTC

ME: Mom what should I do today?
Mom: Clean,take the dog for a walk maybe do the dishes
ME: No I'm just going to relax
Mom: -__-
ME: thank you for your suggestions

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 12:19pm UTC

Me: Mom I'm hungry!
Mom: Eat fruit!

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booda456
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 9:16pm UTC

mom: *picks up dorrito bag* geez there is like nothing left in this dorrito bag!
me: uh huh
mom: can u get off your computar for once?
me: nauhhhh
mom: can u at least come outside and be social?
me: nauhhhhh
mom: fine then u gotta watch the dogs
me: is that a punishment?
mom: FINALLY REAL WORDS CAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!
me: mh huh
mom: ok well go back to your little world and tell me when your back.
me: uh huh
true story happened 2 mins ago :|

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YupThatsMe
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 6:07pm UTC

Mom: Why aren't you like your other friends?
Me: Because my other friends are imaginary...
Mom: Get out! Get some fresh air!
Me: I can just open a window...
Mom: Well if you break your leg, don't come running to me!
Me: ......I can't run if I have a broken leg....

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JenHeartsYuu
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 1:19pm UTC

Me: Hey mom, do you need any help?
Mom: No thank you, sweetie.
*five minutes later*
Mom: I SWEAR TO GOD NONE OF YOU CARE AROUND HERE.

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JazzySnow
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 6:01pm UTC

One day, I told Charlie that I hated my mother. "Don't hate her, Abby," he told me. "Feel sorry for her. She's not near as smart as you. She wasn't born with your compass, so she wanders around, bumping into all sorts of walls. That's sad."

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steffykins
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 5:09pm UTC

on the phone with mom
Yep. Ok. Alright. Ok. Alright. Yes. Yep. Ok. Alright.
Alright. Ok. Yes. Alright. Yep. Ok. Alright. Yes. Yep.
Ok. Yes. Alright. Yep. Ok. I will. I love you too. Bye.

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britany*
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 8:49pm UTC

Me: I'm Hungry
Me: *Gets up and walks out of room*
Me: *Hears my mom cleaning*
Me: *Slowly backs up into my room again*

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IgotSwag11
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 8:42am UTC

That FML moment when your mom
starts talking to your crush about you

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WhathePotato

posted a quote
April 28, 2013 12:19pm UTC

My mom says I should clean my room, and I should. But I won't.

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The Day Dream Expert *
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 12:30pm UTC

You dont need to read this! It's just a vent...thing...
You know, I dont really get why my mom does this but;
I went out to the store and I thought my mom would just let me stay in the car. BOY WAS I WRONG. So she started yelling at me because apparently wanting to stay in the car is the same as "all I do is sit in my room and do nothing." So I got yelled at. THEN; this is my favorite part, we were getting back in the car after getting dragged inside and then my mom said, "I'm done with you. I'm taking you home." So Apparently I have an attitude because I didnt respond... so she took me home.
Also in the same car ride she said "IF YOU THINK YOURE GOING TO SIT IN YOUR STUPID ROOM ALL SUMMER YOURE WRONG." She also got mad at me because I said I didnt want to go to another summer camp. Sorry I have friends and I'd rather be with them than at some stupid camp. So....this is my life *sigh*
To sum this up; I got yelled at because I wanted to stay in the car, I got yelled at because I like to stay home rather than go out in public, and I like to hang out with my actual friends. Not people I barely know.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
April 20, 2013 6:14pm UTC

Mom: Charlie come downstairs for dinner.
Me: Okay let me just log off of my computer.
Mom: What?
Me: I said I'll be down in a minute!
Mom: Honey, I can't hear you. You need to speak up.
Me: I SAID I WILL BE DOWNSTAIRS WHEN I GET OFF MY COMPUTER.
Mom: DON'T YOU DARE USE THAT TONE OF VOICE WITH ME, YOUNG MAN.

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 7:53pm UTC

MOM : YOUR GROUNDED .
Me: PSH , FINE I DONT CARE.
MOM : give me your phone then [♥][♥][♥]
Me: OMG MOM IM SORRY
I LOVE YOU .

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Kaleidoscope Eyed*
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 2:16am UTC

*As my mom walks into the room*
Me in my head: OMG SHUT OFF WITTY DELETE ANY HISTORY!!!!! DOUBLE CHECK TO SEE IF THERE IS ANYTHING WITTY RELATED LEFT!!!!!! IF SHE FINDS OUT ABOUT WITTY OR EVER BRINGS IT UP, RUN AND JUMP OVER THE COUCH TO RUN AWAY TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE TO LIVE WITH THEM AS THERE PET DOG TO NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN!!!!!! ALL IN TWO SECONDS!!!!!!! IM GONNA DIE!!!!!
Me in super secret ninja swag mode: click. click. click. click. "hey mom"

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Magic_Eight_Ball
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 10:38pm UTC

Every day with my mom
Mom: Jessie, I'm gonna clean your clothes okay?
Me: Fine.
Mom: Jessie I'm gonna feed your cat okay?
Me: Fine.
Mom: Jessie I'm gonna save these burning pandas from a wild fire just for you okay?
Me: Fine.
Mom: Jessie can you please pick up the phone?
Me: ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP BOTHERING ME WOMAN AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm suprised she hasn't disowned me yet.
love you mommy

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bigbootycutiee_13
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 7:27pm UTC

one time my mom caught me eating pure sugar out of the jar, so she stopped & said, "would you like something even sweeter?' & of course little naive 6 year old me says 'yes yes I would!' so she said 'smell it first & then decide' and handed me a bottle of vanilla extract & of course it smelled like the tears of Jesus so i said YES gimme gimme & she let me take a huge swig & this is the main reason I have trust issues.

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lovePINK_alicia
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 5:57pm UTC

Stacey's mom has got it goin' on.
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SalemSoto
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 10:13pm UTC

When i say "i cleaned my room "i usually mean,
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