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WhathePotato

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Member Since: 27 Apr 2013 07:47pm

Last Seen: 10 Oct 2014 12:07am

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  1. WhathePotato WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2014 12:19am EST
    Friend: I never see you in the hallways.
    Me: I know. Me neither.
    *Me thinking*
    I see you every single time you walk down the hallway and watch you talk to your friends and laugh. You just don't know that I am there.

  2. WhathePotato WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 12:22pm EST
    I am so sorry!! I have not been on here in forever!! I will definetly try to post more quotes and favorite my favorites!

  3. WhathePotato WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 11:56pm EST
    This road never looked so lonely

  4. WhathePotato WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 1:08pm EDT
    You are STRONGER then you seem
    You are BRAVER then you believe
    You are SMARTER then you think.
    (I actually found this on Amazon)

  5. WhathePotato WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 8:39pm EDT
    I saw this one someone's shirt and thought it was awesome!!!Without music, life would Bb(you have to read music to get this!)

  6. WhathePotato WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 11:15pm EDT
    Look for the girl with the broken smile

  7. WhathePotato WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 11:12pm EDT
    My favorite book quote right now:
    Girl 1: Fine, I'll talk with you. But if you say anything smug or stuck up or shallow, I'll have my cat follow you home.
    Girl 2: But then I can't talk!

  8. WhathePotato WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 8:20pm EDT
    Our Family Discussions:
    Brother: You have 5 titanium brothers on segways.
    Me: I have machine guns, on my butt!!
    Brother: You are a jar.
    Me: With rabies.
    Brother: Poptarts!!
    Me: The snack that smiles back, Goldfish!!!

  9. WhathePotato WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 10:14pm EDT
    When you have tried your hardest and done your best,
    Try harder and make your best, even better.

  10. WhathePotato WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 2:01pm EDT
    Nutella
    Need I say more?

  11. WhathePotato WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 8:04pm EDT
    Me:* sneaking up behind a stranger*
    Me:* in super low voice*
    Me: Well hellooo there.
    Me:* creepy grin* >;)
    Me:* runs before person calls cops*

  12. WhathePotato WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 2:57pm EDT
    Me: Is there anything good happening this month?
    Brother: There is my birthday!!!!
    Me: I said is there anything GOOD happening this month.

  13. WhathePotato WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 5:08pm EDT
    When nutella is outlawed, only outlaws will have nutella.
    I am an outlaw

  14. WhathePotato WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 3:28pm EDT
    Don't applaud. Throw money!!!!

  15. WhathePotato WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 9:13pm EDT
    My best friend gave me the best advice
    he said each days a gift and not a given right

  16. WhathePotato WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 6:12pm EDT
    i love sleeping under the stars. even if they are plastic and stuck to my ceiling with really cheap tape.

  17. WhathePotato WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 2:30pm EDT
    Brother: I have to go to the bathroom!!
    Dad: I MUSTARD I MUSTARD!!!
    Me: Come on guys, we need to KETCHUP to mom.
    Dad: Huy guess what!! It is almost cinco de MAYO!!
    Me: We really should RELISH this moment.

  18. WhathePotato WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 7:23pm EDT
    In future
    Priest: Do you take this woman to be your wife?
    Groom: I do.
    Preist: Do you take this man to be your husband?
    Me: Ain't nobody got time for that!
    Me:*kisses groom*

  19. WhathePotato WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 10:17pm EDT
    Witty famous people:*Make new quote*
    Me:*Make new quote*
    Witty famous people:*log off*
    Me:*log off*
    5 minutes later
    Witty famous people:*log on*
    Me:*log on*
    witty famous people:*457 notifications*
    Me:*0 notifications* -_-

  20. WhathePotato WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 8:53pm EDT
    Me:*Checks witty*
    Me: Okay, I am not going to look at it for the rest of the day.
    5 Minutes
    Me: AAAHHHHH!!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!
    Me:* Checks witty*
    Me: Okay. One more try...

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