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WhathePotato

1. WhathePotato
   posted a quote
   February 18, 2014 12:19am UTC
   Friend: I never see you in the hallways.
   Me: I know. Me neither.
   *Me thinking*
   I see you every single time you walk down the hallway and watch you talk to your friends and laugh. You just don't know that I am there.
   
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2. WhathePotato
   posted a quote
   February 9, 2014 12:22pm UTC
   I am so sorry!! I have not been on here in forever!! I will definetly try to post more quotes and favorite my favorites!
   
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3. WhathePotato
   posted a quote
   November 3, 2013 11:56pm UTC
   This road never looked so lonely
   
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4. WhathePotato
   posted a quote
   September 29, 2013 1:08pm UTC
   You are STRONGER then you seem
   You are BRAVER then you believe
   You are SMARTER then you think.
   (I actually found this on Amazon)
   
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5. WhathePotato
   posted a quote
   September 24, 2013 8:39pm UTC
   I saw this one someone's shirt and thought it was awesome!!!Without music, life would Bb(you have to read music to get this!)
   
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6. WhathePotato
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2013 11:15pm UTC
   Look for the girl with the broken smile
   
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7. WhathePotato
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2013 11:12pm UTC
   My favorite book quote right now:
   Girl 1: Fine, I'll talk with you. But if you say anything smug or stuck up or shallow, I'll have my cat follow you home.
   Girl 2: But then I can't talk!
   
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8. WhathePotato
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2013 8:20pm UTC
   Our Family Discussions:
   Brother: You have 5 titanium brothers on segways.
   Me: I have machine guns, on my butt!!
   Brother: You are a jar.
   Me: With rabies.
   Brother: Poptarts!!
   Me: The snack that smiles back, Goldfish!!!
   
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9. WhathePotato
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2013 10:14pm UTC
   When you have tried your hardest and done your best,
   Try harder and make your best, even better.
   
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10. WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 2:01pm UTC
    Nutella
    Need I say more?
    
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11. WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 8:04pm UTC
    Me:* sneaking up behind a stranger*
    Me:* in super low voice*
    Me: Well hellooo there.
    Me:* creepy grin* >;)
    Me:* runs before person calls cops*
    
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12. WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 2:57pm UTC
    Me: Is there anything good happening this month?
    Brother: There is my birthday!!!!
    Me: I said is there anything GOOD happening this month.
    
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13. WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    When nutella is outlawed, only outlaws will have nutella.
    I am an outlaw
    
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14. WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 3:28pm UTC
    Don't applaud. Throw money!!!!
    
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15. WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 9:13pm UTC
    My best friend gave me the best advice
    he said each days a gift and not a given right
    
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16. WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    i love sleeping under the stars. even if they are plastic and stuck to my ceiling with really cheap tape.
    
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17. WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 2:30pm UTC
    Brother: I have to go to the bathroom!!
    Dad: I MUSTARD I MUSTARD!!!
    Me: Come on guys, we need to KETCHUP to mom.
    Dad: Huy guess what!! It is almost cinco de MAYO!!
    Me: We really should RELISH this moment.
    
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18. WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    In future
    Priest: Do you take this woman to be your wife?
    Groom: I do.
    Preist: Do you take this man to be your husband?
    Me: Ain't nobody got time for that!
    Me:*kisses groom*
    
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19. WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 10:17pm UTC
    Witty famous people:*Make new quote*
    Me:*Make new quote*
    Witty famous people:*log off*
    Me:*log off*
    5 minutes later
    Witty famous people:*log on*
    Me:*log on*
    witty famous people:*457 notifications*
    Me:*0 notifications* -_-
    
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20. WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 8:53pm UTC
    Me:*Checks witty*
    Me: Okay, I am not going to look at it for the rest of the day.
    5 Minutes
    Me: AAAHHHHH!!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!
    Me:* Checks witty*
    Me: Okay. One more try...
    
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