Every day with my mom
Mom: Jessie, I'm gonna clean your clothes okay?
Me: Fine.
Mom: Jessie I'm gonna feed your cat okay?
Me: Fine.
Mom: Jessie I'm gonna save these burning pandas from a wild
fire just for you okay?
Me: Fine.
Mom: Jessie can you please pick up the phone?
Me: ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP BOTHERING
ME WOMAN AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm suprised she hasn't disowned me
yet.
love you mommy
