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  1. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2014 4:54pm UTC
    Moms be like:
    THAT IS NOT HOW YOU LOAD THE DISHWASHER

  2. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2014 9:29pm UTC
    My mom told me I need to be more feminine and see things from a woman's point of view for once..... So I looked out the kitchen window.

  3. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2014 1:34pm UTC
    My mom likes to play this game called yell from 4 rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her.

  4. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2014 1:16pm UTC
    I saw a picture of all 5 Seconds Of Summer's mom's posing together at the 5sos concert and their mom's are all pretty now I can see were the boys get their good looks from.

  5. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2014 1:11pm UTC
    I saw a picture of all 5 Seconds Of Summer's mom's posing together at the 5sos concert and their mom's are all pretty now I can see were the boys get their good looks from.

  6. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2014 9:52pm UTC
    Me: Mom, I'm going out
    Mom: ...With friends?
    Me: No mom, with
    terrorist.

  7. Last Serenade* Last Serenade*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2014 9:19am UTC
    mothers words are true and soft
    they know whats best but to an extent
    i need to fight my own battles but keep your words in mind
    and don't worry mom, i'll be careful
     

  8. Ambee Ambee
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2014 4:28pm UTC
    Me: breathes* My mom: You need to watch your attitude!

  9. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 10:53am UTC
    mother: GOOD MORNING!
    me: UGH. u2
    mother: DONT talk back.
    me: I SAID you too. i thought this was a "good morning" conversation.
    Mother: YES AND I SAID DONT TALK BACK
    me(in my head): she does anything to get the last word. Who is really the teenager here?

  10. Merlin Merlin
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 7:03am UTC
    Parenting - stereotypes
    White people:
    Kid: Shut the f/ck up mom!
    Mom: Alright, Alright. There's no need to get hostile.
    Black people:
    Kid: Shut the f/ck up mom!
    Mom: YOU MUST LOST YO GOD DAMN MIND! *gun in hand*

  11. Irresponsible Irresponsible
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 9:02am UTC
    I hate how on Valentines day girls are like, "OMG. I hate being single."
    And my friend's jus like, "OMG. I hate not having a mom on Mother's Day."
    Put things into perspective.

  12. Irresponsible Irresponsible
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 5:05pm UTC
    Mom Logic:
    Mom: You have to go to school. You need to socialize and make more friends!
    Me: Mom can I go to this Par-
    Mom: NO! You are a reckless child who needs to say home for once!

  13. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 7:36pm UTC
    So today I was talking to my friend about something.
    Another person, mishearing,
    came into our conversation and said,
    "Who's hanging out with my dad?"
    Without a beat, my friend turns,
    Looks her straight in the eyes, and says,
    "Your mom."
    And to this day, it is still the best "your mom" joke
    I have ever heard.

  14. barrina41 barrina41
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 6:19am UTC
    Mom: No, don't eat that Snickers bar, it's not good for you!
    When you come back from school
    Mom: Oh, how was school? *chewing on a snickers bar*
    Moms these days...

  15. NeverFadingBeauty* NeverFadingBeauty*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 8:31am UTC
    Dreams can come true...
    If only your mom would let you sleep to the good part.

  16. CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 10:26am UTC
    My new years eve was surprisingly one of the best nights I've had in a long time,
    until I went home to my mom threatening to shoot me in the head.

  17. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    Never tell your mom that you are bored... unless you want to, do the dishes, do the laundry and vacuum the house.
    Format by Breeze

  18. angelcharms angelcharms
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 8:54am UTC
    .i dont see why my mom wouldnt make me up like a normal person ..like a simple " hey you should wake up now" would have done.
    but no..
    instead..she'll grab the covers...shake me up like a soda can and shout frantically like there's an earthquake and nearly give me a heart attack..

  19. Rose :)* Rose :)*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 2:06pm UTC
    Soooooo... My Mom got generic nutella..... Lets just say nothing compares to the real stuff

  20. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 11:48am UTC
    WHAT MOM SAYS: Can you do me a favor?
    WHAT MOM MEANS: YOU DO THIS FOR ME RIGHT NOW AND DON"T YOU DARE TALK BACK WHEATHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!!!!!!!!*
    *anybody else got an equally unreasonable mom?

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